Sydney - stick it up your arse
Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 6:28 pmGreetings viewers, REB ere just back from is NSW holiday.
Went to visit my mate Bog in Sydney and it was my first visit to my home town in over 30 years. I reckon it will be another 30 years before I go back there too just quietly. Sydney is so far up it's own arse it's laughable....
TRAFFIC. Line up line up folks, forget about getting anywhere quickly by car, forget about finding a park and forget about not having arseholes cutting you off or blasting you with their horns because you dare to travel by the speed limit. Get ****** the lot of you..bunch of rude pricks.
LIVING LA VIDA BROKA. Bog lives in Balmain and pays 450 bucks a week to live in a 'upstairs/downstairs' closet, a two bedroom place, that had a wooden staircase with no railings that I nearly killed myself on because I was pissed as a newt. If he goes out to his backyard for a piss it splashes back on to him and it's not because he is hung like a horse. You're ******* kidding aren't you?
SYDNEYWOOD. You reckon the Adverstiser is crap. You should 'read' the 'Telegraph'. The whole time I was there the front pages were devoted to some slutty socialite covering for a judge with a speeding ticket, Bindy Irwin and Lara Bingle and Jennifer Hawkins. Apparently a war veteran got his head cut off in Armidale but I didn't read about that until I got my hands on the Illawarra Mercury. What a joke.
A BEAT UP NOT IN THE TELEGRAPH. Well, it could be anywhere in Sydney's streets. In the week and a half there was a bloke getting stabbed in the street in front of his restaraunt, a huge gang fight between two families and various other beatings and beltings that were squeezed in between the latest picture of Jennifer Hawkins with her arse haning out. Sydney has a police to citizen ratio of 2.18. New York (zero tolerance since 1994) has a ratio of over 5 officers per citizen. You do the math....or get out of town if you can't.
PAINT THE TOWN RED. I can't believe that this city hosted the Olympics just seven years ago. Sydney looks like a tired old whore that is sadly in need of a lick of paint..or a lick of something. People are too tired, too busy and too fargen arrogant to realise that they are trapped like rats in an over-priced overrated shithole.
However, all is not lost if you go to NSW. I can highly recommend the Blue Mountains, the Southern Highlands (Bowral and Mittagong), Husskison and the South Coast, Coffs Harbour and Ballina. NSW has some of the most beautiful country in Australia, but if you do go to New South..give old Sydney town a wide berth.
Sydney is so far behind Adelaide, Melbourne, Perth and Brisbane that it is not funny. Why is Sydney called the 'Rat Race'?, because four million rats live there...
regards,
REB
Went to visit my mate Bog in Sydney and it was my first visit to my home town in over 30 years. I reckon it will be another 30 years before I go back there too just quietly. Sydney is so far up it's own arse it's laughable....
TRAFFIC. Line up line up folks, forget about getting anywhere quickly by car, forget about finding a park and forget about not having arseholes cutting you off or blasting you with their horns because you dare to travel by the speed limit. Get ****** the lot of you..bunch of rude pricks.
LIVING LA VIDA BROKA. Bog lives in Balmain and pays 450 bucks a week to live in a 'upstairs/downstairs' closet, a two bedroom place, that had a wooden staircase with no railings that I nearly killed myself on because I was pissed as a newt. If he goes out to his backyard for a piss it splashes back on to him and it's not because he is hung like a horse. You're ******* kidding aren't you?
SYDNEYWOOD. You reckon the Adverstiser is crap. You should 'read' the 'Telegraph'. The whole time I was there the front pages were devoted to some slutty socialite covering for a judge with a speeding ticket, Bindy Irwin and Lara Bingle and Jennifer Hawkins. Apparently a war veteran got his head cut off in Armidale but I didn't read about that until I got my hands on the Illawarra Mercury. What a joke.
A BEAT UP NOT IN THE TELEGRAPH. Well, it could be anywhere in Sydney's streets. In the week and a half there was a bloke getting stabbed in the street in front of his restaraunt, a huge gang fight between two families and various other beatings and beltings that were squeezed in between the latest picture of Jennifer Hawkins with her arse haning out. Sydney has a police to citizen ratio of 2.18. New York (zero tolerance since 1994) has a ratio of over 5 officers per citizen. You do the math....or get out of town if you can't.
PAINT THE TOWN RED. I can't believe that this city hosted the Olympics just seven years ago. Sydney looks like a tired old whore that is sadly in need of a lick of paint..or a lick of something. People are too tired, too busy and too fargen arrogant to realise that they are trapped like rats in an over-priced overrated shithole.
However, all is not lost if you go to NSW. I can highly recommend the Blue Mountains, the Southern Highlands (Bowral and Mittagong), Husskison and the South Coast, Coffs Harbour and Ballina. NSW has some of the most beautiful country in Australia, but if you do go to New South..give old Sydney town a wide berth.
Sydney is so far behind Adelaide, Melbourne, Perth and Brisbane that it is not funny. Why is Sydney called the 'Rat Race'?, because four million rats live there...
regards,
REB
