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Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 5:28 pm**

Elizabeth Jokes...

Q. Two Elizabeth girls jump off a cliff. Who wins?

A. Society.

Q. What does an Elizabeth girl use as protection during sex?

A. A bus shelter.

Q. What do you call a 30 year old Elizabeth girl?

A. Granny.

Q. Why did the Elizabeth girl cross the road?

A. To start a fight with a complete stranger for no reason whatsoever.

Q. What do you call an Elizabeth girl in a white tracksuit?

A. The bride.

Q. What's the first question during an Elizabeth quiz night?

A. What you looking at?

Q. Two Elizabeth kids in a car without any music - who is driving?

A. The policeman.

Q. What's the difference between an Elizabeth boy and an Elizabeth girl?

A. An Elizabeth girl has a higher sperm count.

Q. Three Elizabeth youths drive over a cliff in a Ford. What is wrong?

A. The car seats four.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 5:39 pm**

Q. Why do Elizabeth girls resemble Kit Kat wrappers?
A. Because they can fit 4 fingers aswell

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 5:46 pm**

You are soooooo right! Ah! Memories!

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 5:51 pm**

LOL. You blokes are truly inpsirational in the way you are recycling these old jokes for the benefit of the environment. I might do the same tomorrow at work, swapping the word Elizabeth for Ipswich. :wink:

regards,

REB

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 5:57 pm**

try putting this in the BEST JOKES thread in ENTERTAINMENT and MAL will rate your jokes.....

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 7:52 pm**

How do you know you live at Elizabeth?

You mow the lawn with your mates and find a Commodore.

How do you know you live at Elizabeth?

You break into your neighbours house and steal your old TV back.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 7:52 pm**

How do you know you live at Elizabeth?

You mow the lawn with your mates and find a Commodore.

How do you know you live at Elizabeth?

You break into your neighbours house and steal your old TV back.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 8:02 pm**

Thanks gents.
I have substituted 'Broadmeadows' for 'Elizabeth' and will send this around work.

Posted: **Thu May 10, 2007 8:03 pm**

It was funnier the first time Booney

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 12:08 am**

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:try putting this in the BEST JOKES thread in ENTERTAINMENT and MAL will rate your jokes.....

Already in there, Just change Elizabeth to Port Power Supporter! Pretty pissweaks jokes really. Recycled and recycled with new place name over the years. :roll:

Posted: **Fri May 11, 2007 10:54 am**

lizbeff eaglez wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:try putting this in the BEST JOKES thread in ENTERTAINMENT and MAL will rate your jokes.....
Already in there, Just change Elizabeth to Port Power Supporter! Pretty pissweaks jokes really. Recycled and recycled with new place name over the years.

Yeah exactly, thats why noone should get offended irrespective of which suburb/place is used.

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