Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Wed Nov 21, 2018 10:00 am

heater31 wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:My house... Literally my house has given everyone the shits... I haven’t seen so much spew in my life since Sunday...
You went out on the piss Saturday night didn't you [emoji6]

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Thu Nov 22, 2018 7:17 am

The Adelaide weather forecast for the next few days
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:16 am

People who do not drive to conditions

Actually witnessed 2 accidents this morning in my 15 minute commute to work due to idiot driving
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Keefy » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:24 am

Corona Man wrote:The Adelaide weather forecast for the next few days



you could have stayed home and copped it even worse
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:25 am

my house apparently not having power til about 530 tonight... i know i live in the ghetto but this is ridiculous!!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:48 am

Keefy wrote:
Corona Man wrote:The Adelaide weather forecast for the next few days



you could have stayed home and copped it even worse

Nice sunny day in Melbourne when I left.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Keefy » Thu Nov 22, 2018 8:50 am

Corona Man wrote:
Keefy wrote:
Corona Man wrote:The Adelaide weather forecast for the next few days



you could have stayed home and copped it even worse

Nice sunny day in Melbourne when I left.


they are about to cop what has just gone through here
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Nov 22, 2018 12:36 pm

I sit here all day keeping pretty much to myself and then some afternoons I might open up sportsbet and have a little punt in the afternoon.

You can guarantee every bloody time I'll be halfway through a race and my boss comes over and wants to be all chatty about nothing of any relevance, there is nothing I can do, I flick the screen over and just listen to the race while he's waffling on too.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Thu Nov 22, 2018 1:40 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:my house apparently not having power til about 530 tonight... i know i live in the ghetto but this is ridiculous!!!!


Mine said 7pm but I have power back already.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Alaska » Thu Nov 22, 2018 1:46 pm

Corona Man wrote:The Adelaide weather forecast for the next few days

Did you leave your Clubs at the airport CM? The Bomb squad is down there now.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Thu Nov 22, 2018 3:56 pm

Alaska wrote:
Corona Man wrote:The Adelaide weather forecast for the next few days

Did you leave your Clubs at the airport CM? The Bomb squad is down there now.

No my clubs are in Melbourne, but blowing them up is a ******* good idea!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Sun Nov 25, 2018 6:09 pm

Mark Howard
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Sun Nov 25, 2018 6:53 pm

carey wrote:Mark Howard


Worse than Andy Maher
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:33 pm

carey wrote:Mark Howard
He's an absolute f**kwit, shits me to tears
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby RB » Sun Nov 25, 2018 7:46 pm

Armchair expert wrote:
carey wrote:Mark Howard


Worse than Andy Maher
Correct
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:48 am

I run a X-lotto syndicate at work a couple of times a year.
The Christmas mega draw being one of them, a system 14 with 21 shares @ $100 each.
I have a spare spot, there were 3 candidates who have hounded me in the past to go in. I’ve always resisted as on a scale of 1-10 in flogness, all of them hover around 9.
I relent, this is how my conversations went this morning. I am not making a word of this up...

#1 - “How much is a share again?”
Me - *sigh* “$100”
#1 - “Can I have a half share?”
Me - “If you organise someone else for the other half, then yes”
#1 - “Shouldn’t that be your job?”
Me - “No”
#1 - “That’s a bit rough, what if I can’t find someone?”
Me - “You’ve got 20 mins to find someone to go halves in a share, if not I’m asking someone else”
He never got back to me.

#2 - “How much do you think we’ll win?” (this was asked seriously)
Me - “Hopefully a million each, but I can’t guarantee anything”
#2 - “How will you give me the money that I win?”
Me - “Like I said, there’s no promise we will win anything. If we do, you will have your own ticket with an individual barcode for you to go and collect your share of any dividends we may win”
#2 - “What if I lose my ticket, or it gets stolen?”
Me - “You’d have to go to SA Lotteries & fill out a lost ticket claim form. If it’s stolen then the police”
#2 - “This worries me, can I think about it?”
Me - “No”
I walked away.

#3 - “Can I pay it off in weekly instalments?”
I’m thinking $25 over the next 4 weeks, it’s a bit of a pain but compared to the first 2 arseclowns I spoke too...
Me - “Sure”
#3 - “Great” - reaches in to his pocket and pulls out* a ten dollar note & tries to give it to me. “$90 to go”
Me - “Um, noooo. The draw is in less than 5 weeks. I’m not chasing up money into February!”
#3 - “F#cken’ hell, that’s a bit rough - I thought we were mates!”
Me - “No it’s f#cking not - and no we’re f#cking not”

I bought the remaining share for my wife.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Wed Nov 28, 2018 11:56 am

Cafe's that question me when I ask for an extra shot in my morning coffee "are you sure?" FFS I wouldnt have asked 5 seconds ago if I wasn't sure....grrr
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:26 pm

The mentality that if you don't know how to do something that's your responsibility, but someone else does, you expect to be able to handball it because "it'll be quicker if you do it".

Not for me it won't.

Currently being given 'tude by someone for making them do their job themselves. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:26 pm

There’s a coffee shop on Marion road near me that’s a vegan coffee shop.
I had no idea it was when I went in.

I asked for a flat white with full cream milk.
Lady said we only have........... and listed off about 6 types of milk.

I said no probs, skim milk is fine.

She then said we don’t have that either.
I said what milk do you have.
She said, I just told you.
I then said sorry but I wasn’t listening could she repeat them.

She sighs and says, almond milk, rice milk, soy milk and 3 other types I’ve never heard of.

I said I’ve never had any of them but give me almond milk.

It was sh*thouse.

Anyway told the wife and she said that’s a vegan coffee shop.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Nov 28, 2018 12:27 pm

HH3 wrote:The mentality that if you don't know how to do something that's your responsibility, but someone else does, you expect to be able to handball it because "it'll be quicker if you do it".

Not for me it won't.

Currently being given 'tude by someone for making them do their job themselves. :lol:


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