Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Sat Sep 15, 2018 2:02 pm

Family weddings where you need permission to scratch your balls [emoji849]

Great start to the day when you're sent to pick up flowers and when you trek for miles to be told that they are being delivered......going to be a long one :shock:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:11 am

Social media gives me the shits today, moreso than normal.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:12 am

Footy Chick wrote:Social media gives me the shits today, moreso than normal.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:23 am

Footy Chick wrote:Social media gives me the shits today, moreso than normal.

What's up Buttercup?

It's always going to be whingebook, use it for a laugh, it's about all it's good for.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Tue Sep 18, 2018 11:40 am

The GM is away, the CFO is away, so that leaves me in charge of both Sales & Manufacturing. 70 staff in total.....and I have to approve the pay roll tomorrow. Might give myself a little bonus!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:40 pm

Corona Man wrote:The GM is away, the CFO is away, so that leaves me in charge of both Sales & Manufacturing. 70 staff in total.....and I have to approve the pay roll tomorrow. Might give myself a little bonus!



or a multi million dollar bonus and then run away, never to be seen again :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby tipper » Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:43 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
Corona Man wrote:The GM is away, the CFO is away, so that leaves me in charge of both Sales & Manufacturing. 70 staff in total.....and I have to approve the pay roll tomorrow. Might give myself a little bonus!



or a multi million dollar bonus and then run away, never to be seen again :lol:


or hire multiple mates... i mean consultants for the day to consult on things...at the pub...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Tue Sep 18, 2018 12:55 pm

tipper wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:
Corona Man wrote:The GM is away, the CFO is away, so that leaves me in charge of both Sales & Manufacturing. 70 staff in total.....and I have to approve the pay roll tomorrow. Might give myself a little bonus!



or a multi million dollar bonus and then run away, never to be seen again :lol:


or hire multiple mates... i mean consultants for the day to consult on things...at the pub...

Think I will do both!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Wed Sep 19, 2018 10:47 am

Dealing with a Big 4 bank at Branch level......they have NFI what is going on!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Sep 19, 2018 2:38 pm

When you place an order with a supplier and don't even get a confirmation email thanking you for the order.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:01 pm

Booney wrote:When you place an order with a supplier and don't even get a confirmation email thanking you for the order.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Wed Sep 19, 2018 3:08 pm

Booney wrote:When you place an order with a supplier and don't even get a confirmation email thanking you for the order.

We use Oracle here, and while its more than a little "clunky" every order we raise, automatically generates an e-mail back to the customer thanking them for the order, and providing an acknowledgement with the details in a pdf format. Same when the order ships.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Thu Sep 20, 2018 11:59 am

Recently moved office back to one we used previously from around 2000-212. Previously was a big target for theft (anything left outside would be gone next day). We had trees and plants stolen, ashtrays, they even tried stealing an airconditioning unit. This time around we've put in place much better security with gates, fences, upgraded alarm, security camera's etc.

Bugger me first night we're back in the place and someone's already cracked the roller gate and helped themselves to a security camera. Thieving qunts shit me!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:14 pm

That’s almost funny.

What area? Theft shits me too
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:24 pm

Brodlach wrote:That’s almost funny.

What area? Theft shits me too


Flinders Park mate
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:28 pm

JK wrote:
Brodlach wrote:That’s almost funny.

What area? Theft shits me too


Flinders Park mate

Address?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Thu Sep 20, 2018 12:30 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
JK wrote:
Brodlach wrote:That’s almost funny.

What area? Theft shits me too


Flinders Park mate

Address?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Thu Sep 20, 2018 1:27 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
JK wrote:
Brodlach wrote:That’s almost funny.

What area? Theft shits me too


Flinders Park mate

Address?

Has no security cameras so you can safely hit it up tonight
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Sep 20, 2018 1:44 pm

JK wrote:Recently moved office back to one we used previously from around 2000-212. Previously was a big target for theft (anything left outside would be gone next day). We had trees and plants stolen, ashtrays, they even tried stealing an airconditioning unit. This time around we've put in place much better security with gates, fences, upgraded alarm, security camera's etc.

Bugger me first night we're back in the place and someone's already cracked the roller gate and helped themselves to a security camera. Thieving qunts shit me!!


which begs the question as to why move back there in the first place then :lol:
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