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Postby godoubleblues » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:17 pm

ORDoubleBlues wrote:
godoubleblues wrote:people driving through the Adelaide Hills who sit 20kmh under the frickin speed limit


Being a former resident up there, I know what you mean on this one GDB. The ones that are even worse than that are the ones who speed up to over the limit as soon as they see a straight bit of road, making it impossible to overtake them. Happens between Mt Barker and Maccy, Hahndorf and Echunga all the time.


also happens between Littlehampton and Balhannah, Balhannah and Woodside, Woodside and Lobethal, Lobethal and Kersbrook, Kersbrook and One Tree Hill, One Tree Hill and Elizabeth, and then I am at work :)
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Postby SBR » Sat Jan 21, 2006 1:51 pm

Taxi's which back into your car :evil:
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Postby JK » Sun Jan 22, 2006 10:39 am

Warm Beer :(
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Postby The_Bay_Boy » Sun Jan 22, 2006 7:12 pm

This is a great thread.....

Strewth... where should i start

- Elderly drivers (enough said)
- People at my work who do bugger all
- Fat girls who think the look hot in skimpy clothing
- or in fact fat girls who complain about there weight whilst digging into a big mac and fries
- (As much as i love em') The Bays every season
- Crap songs that get over played on the radio
- Noisey Neighbours
- Channel 9's coverage of the footy (thank christ thats over soon)
- people who can't admit when they are wrong

Thats a good start... I'm sure i'll think of more 8)
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Postby godoubleblues » Sun Jan 22, 2006 9:44 pm

The_Bay_Boy wrote:- Channel 9's coverage of the footy (thank christ thats over soon)


channel 9's coverage of the cricket and their crappy commentators (see thread in Cricket section)
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Postby TroyGFC » Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:44 am

Money- lack of it
Bars that dont sell west end
Sunday nights thinking I am only a sleep away from working
HAngOvers
The lack of progress in South Australia (ie too many stop lights)
Price of petrol, beer (excise tax) :evil:
Girls that wear slogans on tshirts who dont do what it says :roll:
Door to door sellers / preachers
People who put junkmail in my letter box even when it has a big "no junk mail" sign fitted
Soggy chips- why is it they put steak on top of them at pub meals?
That weedy fashion leetece - give me old fashioned iceberg anyday
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Postby Booney » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:14 pm

Blokes that think the bar maid is interested in them,after buying their 15th schooner.
The bottom of the keg.
No chalk on the pool table.
The hot weather.
People who drive their new cars like they did on the test drive.
Scooters,mo-peds and those stupid minature motor bikes, BUY A REAL ONE FORM LESS $$
Kids who ride bikes with no helmet and never get caught,while I do it once and get a $48 fine. :x :x
My wifes Tuna-morney(?),nice try babe but no cigar.
Only being able to type with my two pointer fingers.
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Postby Pseudo » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:28 pm

Cyclists.

In particular, those cyclists who think that their bicycle is an amphibious urban assault vehicle, riding it at full speed on the sidewalk, darting on and off the road at will when the traffic suits them, riding full tilt across pedestrian crossings, furiously chasing any driver who gives a warning toot when they stray out of the bicycle lane, hurting the eyes with that pooncey lime-green and yellow f*cking spandex clothing, emblazoned with 2,512 different advertising slogans in a European language, descending en masse upon cafes where they stack their bikes four-deep across the walkway while they hog the outdoor dining areas, sipping their pooncey lattes, whining about inconsiderate drivers who don't concede to their right to the entire roadspace, the right which is God-given to them on account of their chosen mode of transport being allegedly "eco-friendly" - like visual pollution and urban clutter are any less evil.

Yeah, cyclists. I hate the f*ckers.
Clowns OUT. Smears OUT. RESIST THE OCCUPATION.
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Postby Footy Chick » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:35 pm

The "What Shits Me" thesis, by Falcon Chick

1. When you're in a hurry and every bastard on the road does 50 kmh and drive side by side
2. Stupid People
3. Customers that put money on the bench instead of in your hand, especially when you're already holding your hand out for it.
4. Players who dont play in a grand final and get a medal.
5. When you go to spit out the window and the windows shut (Sorry, had to add a bit o' Rodney Rude in there)
6. When I run to the other side of the oval when a player is down, and says he doesnt need me when I get there.
7. Finding pickles in your burger when you get home when you specifically request "no pickles"
8. Volvo drivers in general
9. Assholes that steal your park when you've been waiting for it for ages with your indicatior on
10. The majority of PEWR supporters
11. Following on from point 10, what shits me even more are the ones that think the PEWR have won 36 flags... :evil:
12. PEWR supporters in the members bar who are sitting 10 back in the line waving a $50 note and shouting out their order thinking that they'll get served next...
13. Dasher
14. People who ring to insure their cars, and dont know what type of car they drive...( dont laugh, it's common)
15. Slow service at supermarkets, and people that take full trolleys thru the express lane
16. Inconsiderate bastards that dont move to the farthest petrol bowser (when its free) and make you wait to fill your car cos they're too bloody lazy to move their car 1 metre.
17. . Eddie McGuire
18. The pens you buy at the footy that always run out by the end of the first quarter
19. Indian call centres
20. The fact that its so bloody busy today its taken me 3 hours to write up this post
Don't play games with a girl who can play 'em better...

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Postby Dog_ger » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:43 pm

Women that complain too much...
Smile :)

It's only Money $$$ :)

What is happening to our SANFL guys...
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Postby mick » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:56 pm

Pseudo wrote:Cyclists.

In particular, those cyclists who think that their bicycle is an amphibious urban assault vehicle, riding it at full speed on the sidewalk, darting on and off the road at will when the traffic suits them, riding full tilt across pedestrian crossings, furiously chasing any driver who gives a warning toot when they stray out of the bicycle lane, hurting the eyes with that pooncey lime-green and yellow f*cking spandex clothing, emblazoned with 2,512 different advertising slogans in a European language, descending en masse upon cafes where they stack their bikes four-deep across the walkway while they hog the outdoor dining areas, sipping their pooncey lattes, whining about inconsiderate drivers who don't concede to their right to the entire roadspace, the right which is God-given to them on account of their chosen mode of transport being allegedly "eco-friendly" - like visual pollution and urban clutter are any less evil.

Yeah, cyclists. I hate the f*ckers.


So do I, no rego, no insurance and the c*nts think they own the road. :evil:
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Postby TroyGFC » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:59 pm

Cyclists.

In particular, those cyclists who think that their bicycle is an amphibious urban assault vehicle, riding it at full speed on the sidewalk, darting on and off the road at will when the traffic suits them, riding full tilt across pedestrian crossings, furiously chasing any driver who gives a warning toot when they stray out of the bicycle lane, hurting the eyes with that pooncey lime-green and yellow f*cking spandex clothing, emblazoned with 2,512 different advertising slogans in a European language, descending en masse upon cafes where they stack their bikes four-deep across the walkway while they hog the outdoor dining areas, sipping their pooncey lattes, whining about inconsiderate drivers who don't concede to their right to the entire roadspace, the right which is God-given to them on account of their chosen mode of transport being allegedly "eco-friendly" - like visual pollution and urban clutter are any less evil.

Yeah, cyclists. I hate the f*ckers.




Mmm I feel one has been down to cafes down the bay!!!!
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Postby Footy Chick » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:37 pm

Dog_ger wrote:Women that complain too much...


21. Smart ass Centrals supporters
Don't play games with a girl who can play 'em better...

Gatt_Weasel wrote:if they (Walkerville) dont win the flag ill run around the block of my street naked :) you can grab a chair and enjoy the view
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Postby JK » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:44 pm

Falcon Chick wrote:The "What Shits Me" thesis, by Falcon Chick
18. The pens you buy at the footy that always run out by the end of the first quarter


LMFAO .. One could think there would be a logical way to ensure this never happens again, but since when has this site been logical?
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Postby cennals05 » Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:00 pm

People that say anythink and somethink.
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Postby Booney » Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:12 pm

cennals05 wrote:People that say anythink and somethink.


LMFAO,a Centrals fan picking on pronounciation!
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Postby JK » Mon Jan 23, 2006 3:17 pm

Nothink wrong with that
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Postby cennals05 » Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:10 pm

Booney wrote:
cennals05 wrote:People that say anythink and somethink.


LMFAO,a Centrals fan picking on pronounciation!


Add to my list people that can't spell pronunciation!! LOL
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Postby Dog_ger » Mon Jan 23, 2006 4:33 pm

Good on ya FC..!
Smile :)

It's only Money $$$ :)

What is happening to our SANFL guys...
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Postby Footy Chick » Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:32 am

22. always forgetting to take a pen to the footy and being forced to pay for a pen that will run out by quarter time...
23. Motorcycles that park in normal car spaces
Don't play games with a girl who can play 'em better...

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