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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue May 22, 2018 1:11 pm

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Maybe see through bibs should be the norm. Where are your hands during this Dutch?

The missus reckons there should be a topless salon, business would be booming.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Tue May 22, 2018 1:12 pm

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Dutchy wrote:Agree here, when married you need all the help to get other chicks touching you without a sideways look from the Mrs, haircut plus shampoo and head massage is about all I have been able to come up with!


A chick cutting your hair floats your boat? :shock:


Given the choice of a bloke or a young chick I choose the later.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue May 22, 2018 1:15 pm

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HH3 wrote:
Maybe see through bibs should be the norm. Where are your hands during this Dutch?

The missus reckons there should be a topless salon, business would be booming.


There is. Just not in Adelaide.

I've looked into it.

Obviously a perv is acceptable there.

Unless they're like a certain private stripper I saw once, who stopped the "show" to berate me because I wasn't "looking her in the eyes"..... :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Tue May 22, 2018 1:18 pm

HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Maybe see through bibs should be the norm. Where are your hands during this Dutch?

The missus reckons there should be a topless salon, business would be booming.


There is. Just not in Adelaide.

I've looked into it.

Obviously a perv is acceptable there.

Unless they're like a certain private stripper I saw once, who stopped the "show" to berate me because I wasn't "looking her in the eyes"..... :lol:


A couple of decades ago there was one across the road from the Marion pub. It moved to Hindley St after a while, then faded into obscurity.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue May 22, 2018 1:18 pm

Dutchy wrote:
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Dutchy wrote:Agree here, when married you need all the help to get other chicks touching you without a sideways look from the Mrs, haircut plus shampoo and head massage is about all I have been able to come up with!


A chick cutting your hair floats your boat? :shock:


Given the choice of a bloke or a young chick I choose the later.


Having been to both, a trained barber (regardless of gender) cuts mens hair better. Some of the salon-y places completely f**k it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Wedgie » Tue May 22, 2018 1:27 pm

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HH3 wrote:
Maybe see through bibs should be the norm. Where are your hands during this Dutch?

The missus reckons there should be a topless salon, business would be booming.

Theres one in Cairns. $65 a haircut. You can also have a beer.
Was one similar in Darwin years ago but they wore lingerie, it went out of business and went back to normal.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Tue May 22, 2018 4:39 pm

HH3 wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Agree here, when married you need all the help to get other chicks touching you without a sideways look from the Mrs, haircut plus shampoo and head massage is about all I have been able to come up with!


A chick cutting your hair floats your boat? :shock:


Given the choice of a bloke or a young chick I choose the later.


Having been to both, a trained barber (regardless of gender) cuts mens hair better. Some of the salon-y places completely f**k it.


I’ve never known of a female barber?
Only ever been to male barbers.

But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue May 22, 2018 4:47 pm

amber_fluid wrote:But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.


I prefer barbers because they have everything they need for my hair at the ready. Last week he used at least 4 sets of clippers, a razor, he did the edges of my beard around my cheeks and down my neck, I got talcum powder on my neck, pamade in my hair.

He also knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.

Him - "How do you want it?"
Me - "Short back and sides. Messy on top pushed to the side"

From that he did some hair magic where its longer on one side, manicured on the other so when I style it how I want it, it's perfect every time in less than 30 seconds of f**king around with it.

All for $28. Can't beat it.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Tue May 22, 2018 4:49 pm

HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.


I prefer barbers because they have everything they need for my hair at the ready. Last week he used at least 4 sets of clippers, a razor, he did the edges of my beard around my cheeks and down my neck, I got talcum powder on my neck, pamade in my hair.

He also knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.

Him - "How do you want it?"
Me - "Short back and sides. Messy on top pushed to the side"

From that he did some hair magic where its longer on one side, manicured on the other so when I style it how I want it, it's perfect every time in less than 30 seconds of f**king around with it.

All for $28. Can't beat it.


Nice hairstyle!
Does your boyfriend like it? ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue May 22, 2018 4:55 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.


I prefer barbers because they have everything they need for my hair at the ready. Last week he used at least 4 sets of clippers, a razor, he did the edges of my beard around my cheeks and down my neck, I got talcum powder on my neck, pamade in my hair.

He also knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.

Him - "How do you want it?"
Me - "Short back and sides. Messy on top pushed to the side"

From that he did some hair magic where its longer on one side, manicured on the other so when I style it how I want it, it's perfect every time in less than 30 seconds of f**king around with it.

All for $28. Can't beat it.


Nice hairstyle!
Does your boyfriend like it? ;)


Its good. He can hold onto the longer side with one hand, and wave his cowboy hat around with the other.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue May 22, 2018 4:59 pm

amber_fluid wrote:I’ve never known of a female barber?


Read ^ there. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Tue May 22, 2018 5:03 pm

amber_fluid wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Booney wrote:[quote="Dutchy"]
Agree here, when married you need all the help to get other chicks touching you without a sideways look from the Mrs, haircut plus shampoo and head massage is about all I have been able to come up with!


A chick cutting your hair floats your boat? :shock:


Given the choice of a bloke or a young chick I choose the later.


Having been to both, a trained barber (regardless of gender) cuts mens hair better. Some of the salon-y places completely f**k it.


I’ve never known of a female barber?
Only ever been to male barbers.

But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.[/quote]If the chick has qualifications in cutting mens hair then no issue from me. Like HH3 I find the Salon type geared towards females do an ordinary job. Blokes with skills in styling men's hair in my experience appear to do a better job. Never come across a female with the skill set though.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Tue May 22, 2018 5:08 pm

You blokes are missing the point.
I go for a boobie rub not a good haircut. ;)

I get the clippers and a number 3 so anyone can do that.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby johntheclaret » Tue May 22, 2018 5:10 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:
Maybe see through bibs should be the norm. Where are your hands during this Dutch?

The missus reckons there should be a topless salon, business would be booming.

Yeah, but she was talking about topless blokes in a women’s salon.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby johntheclaret » Tue May 22, 2018 5:11 pm

Dutchy wrote:
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Dutchy wrote:Agree here, when married you need all the help to get other chicks touching you without a sideways look from the Mrs, haircut plus shampoo and head massage is about all I have been able to come up with!


A chick cutting your hair floats your boat? :shock:


Given the choice of a bloke or a young chick I choose the later.

It’s latter. You’re starting to get excited again. Just take it down a notch, you know what the clinic said. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue May 22, 2018 5:15 pm

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You look good in this picture.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby johntheclaret » Tue May 22, 2018 5:23 pm

HH3 wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.


I prefer barbers because they have everything they need for my hair at the ready. Last week he used at least 4 sets of clippers, a razor, he did the edges of my beard around my cheeks and down my neck, I got talcum powder on my neck, pamade in my hair.

He also knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.

Him - "How do you want it?"
Me - "Short back and sides. Messy on top pushed to the side"

From that he did some hair magic where its longer on one side, manicured on the other so when I style it how I want it, it's perfect every time in less than 30 seconds of f**king around with it.

All for $28. Can't beat it.


Mrs Claret cuts mine, No3 all over, trim the sides, shape the back.

Knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.

Me: Will you do me hair Mrs S
Her: Yes

From that she did some hair magic where it’s the same length all over, manicured (is that the right word) round the back and over the ears so when I brush it with my hand it’s perfect every time in less than 3 seconds.

All for free, can’t beat it. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Tue May 22, 2018 5:25 pm

Mrs HH3 has done my hair for the last 7 years, up until Xmas, when she wanted me to get a trendy haircut.

She lost my business after that.

I used to go to Joey at the barbershop in Gawler in my single days.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Tue May 22, 2018 5:25 pm

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You look good in this picture.


I’m still waiting for this to be released.
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