Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Mon May 09, 2022 12:09 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Booney wrote:@Jimmy_041's dick trying to Facetime me most of Saturday afternoon.


Was I smiling?

I know what happened now.
I was at my daughters 30th
My phone was on the bar.
A couple of the girls went through my phone and picked you out to prank you

Not my fault


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon May 09, 2022 12:12 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Booney wrote:@Jimmy_041's dick trying to Facetime me most of Saturday afternoon.


Was I smiling?

I know what happened now.
I was at my daughters 30th
My phone was on the bar.
A couple of the girls went through my phone and picked you out to prank you

Not my fault

He had already distinguished that.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Thu May 12, 2022 10:05 pm

Not enjoying the crawl down South Rd this evening, I turned off to cut through Edwardstown, and was immediately stopped by the boom gates at the train crossing.

SEVEN minutes later - having waited for FOUR seperate trains - the boom gates finally lifted.

So I drove forward across the tracks and continued down the street. Within 30 seconds I glanced in the rear vision mirror and saw red flashing lights. The boom gates were down again. Within. Thirty. Bloody. Seconds.

Somewhere there is an idiot in charge of road safety, who determined the deficient algorithm by which these boom gates function. I hope there is a special corner of hell reserved for this person, in which (s)he will spend eternity waiting behind a boom gate which never rises.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Fri May 13, 2022 11:39 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Fri May 13, 2022 11:45 am

Pseudo wrote:Not enjoying the crawl down South Rd this evening, I turned off to cut through Edwardstown, and was immediately stopped by the boom gates at the train crossing.

SEVEN minutes later - having waited for FOUR seperate trains - the boom gates finally lifted.

So I drove forward across the tracks and continued down the street. Within 30 seconds I glanced in the rear vision mirror and saw red flashing lights. The boom gates were down again. Within. Thirty. Bloody. Seconds.

Somewhere there is an idiot in charge of road safety, who determined the deficient algorithm by which these boom gates function. I hope there is a special corner of hell reserved for this person, in which (s)he will spend eternity waiting behind a boom gate which never rises.


Some crash and chemical spill apparently
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Vamos » Mon May 16, 2022 7:08 pm

"There's a hole in your budget dear Labour, dear Labour"
Whoops, there goes another year. Whoops, there goes another pint of beer.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Mon May 16, 2022 8:16 pm

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Mon May 16, 2022 8:19 pm

DOC wrote:Labor

How many hours have been in it?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby stan » Mon May 16, 2022 8:34 pm

Vamos wrote:"There's a hole in your budget dear Labour, dear Labour"
It's not a hole, it's an undisclosed creator.
Read my reply. It is directed at you because you have double standards
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Dark Knight » Mon May 16, 2022 9:07 pm

Vamos wrote:"There's a hole in your budget dear Labour, dear Labour"
This is been stuck in my head for at least a week now and reminded me of this KFC Buckethead ad-
https://youtu.be/ipAXr2fbZps
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby saintal » Tue May 17, 2022 10:12 pm

Any dealings with ticketek. Incompetent organisation.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Wed May 18, 2022 9:49 am

Vamos wrote:"There's a hole in your budget dear Labour, dear Labour"


I'll vote labor purely because of this ad now.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Wed May 18, 2022 10:17 am

How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed May 18, 2022 10:43 am

Dutchy wrote:How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm
Bingo.
Every side is just daft

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby gadj1976 » Wed May 18, 2022 11:31 am

Dutchy wrote:How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm


Spot on.

Hence I'll keep voting informal till someone gives me a reason to vote for them.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby cracka » Wed May 18, 2022 12:01 pm

Vamos wrote:"There's a hole in your budget dear Labour, dear Labour"

I thought midnight lat night was the last we would hear that.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby shoe boy » Wed May 18, 2022 12:02 pm

Dutchy wrote:How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm


Morrison is a serial liar and just smirk's when questioned! surely we can do better than that prick.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed May 18, 2022 12:14 pm

shoe boy wrote:
Dutchy wrote:How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm


Morrison is a serial liar and just smirk's when questioned! surely we can do better than that prick.
They all lie.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed May 18, 2022 12:20 pm

gadj1976 wrote:
Dutchy wrote:How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm


Spot on.

Hence I'll keep voting informal till someone gives me a reason to vote for them.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Wed May 18, 2022 12:32 pm

shoe boy wrote:
Dutchy wrote:How about those mind numbing ads "Libs tell fibs" :roll:

Really is a leadership vacuum in all side of politics atm


Morrison is a serial liar and just smirk's when questioned! surely we can do better than that prick.
As opposed to a bloke that has no clue what he's talking about!
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