Things that give you the sh1ts

[am Bays]

Are the coodabeens still actually going? Wouldnt picked that

Digger the old Collingwood fan must be 150 years old now, and tiny Timmy from Thomastown is probably not so tiny.

Coodabeens are still going but only three of the originals remain (well originals from when I first started listening to them in the late 80s (Covey, Champs and Richo)

Digger is long gone, Massive must have had a heart attack and Timmy is probably in jail (due to his Collingwood upbringing) because Simon Whelan who did their voices in talk back is now Judge Whelan on the full bench of the Victorian Supreme court

http://www.abc.net.au/coodabeens/

(to the tune of working for the man) "Cause I'm Stephen Kernahan, Stephen Kern-a-hannnnnn"

(to tune of don't let me be misunderstood) "Oh Lord, Please don't let me play for Collingwood...."

I have a book of Guru Bob sayings and the almanac you talk about FC

it's their 36th year and and still the best footy radio program, bar none!!!

[Spargo]

"Never turn right at Burke Rd, Malvern" & "May your fridge be full of coldies" - GOLD.

[Lightning McQueen]

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This rude prick yesterday on my lawn.

[Spargo]

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This rude prick yesterday on my lawn.

I know what I would've done...

[mighty_tiger_79]

How are his tyres not flat???

[Jase]

First thing I noticed was that, the lawn is looking a bit patchy up towards the house... C'mon Booney, sort it out mate..

[Lightning McQueen]

I was boiling internally, I wasn't sure which house they were visiting and I get along pretty well with all my neighbours.

Lucky I had the hangover form hell all day and had to do family things in the sun while coping with it, I did leave a note and I was waiting on my balcony all evening for them to return but they left while I was eating my dinner.

I preferred a verbal stoush opposed to causing damage.

[Lightning McQueen]

First thing I noticed was that, the lawn is looking a bit patchy up towards the house... C'mon Booney, sort it out mate..

Yeah, come on Booney.
I did have a tap mishap a couple of weeks ago and the lawn has suffered from it.

[Jase]

What the hell have I done there... Sorry Booney for the patchy lawn mention...



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[Lightning McQueen]

What the hell have I done there... Sorry Booney for the patchy lawn mention...



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It's Monday.

[Booney]

No issues, bit of Sudden Impact for Lawns, deep watering a couple of times and keep the foliage a little longer leading into the cooler months to help the photosynthesis.

[Lightning McQueen]

No issues, bit of Sudden Impact for Lawns, deep watering a couple of times and keep the foliage a little longer leading into the cooler months to help the photosynthesis.

[JK]

Stupid moll holding up traffic on Taps this morning - Waiting (at a stand still) to merge into traffic, but was already half way in the lane holding everyone up. Then does 45 in the 60 zone and hits the turbo to reach the death-defying speed of 60 in the 80-zone next to the airport. Seriously some f*{&wits shouldn't be allowed on the road.

[Magellan]

Stupid moll

Who are you, Al Capone's limo driver?

[JK]

Stupid moll

Who are you, Al Capone's limo driver?

You accomplish more with a smile, a handshake, and a gun than you do with just a smile and a handshake.

[Magellan]

Stupid moll

Who are you, Al Capone's limo driver?

You accomplish more with a smile, a handshake, and a gun than you do with just a smile and a handshake.

Can't argue with that logic (I wouldn't dare!).

[amber_fluid]

Putting on new replacement pads, net and foam poles for the kids trampoline.
Took me longer to do this than it did putting the whole thing together originally on Xmas eve a few years ago.
Admittedly I'd had a skinful back then on Xmas eve but don't remember it taking that long!

[Lightning McQueen]

People that use speaker phone when it's not necessary, like is the the receiver too heavy or something?

[MW]

People that use speaker phone when it's not necessary, like is the the receiver too heavy or something?

Some people think they will avoid brain cancer if they do this

[Lightning McQueen]

People that use speaker phone when it's not necessary, like is the the receiver too heavy or something?

Some people think they will avoid brain cancer if they do this

Dude in the next office to mine does it all the time, I often just walk in and when there's a pause I'll ask him how his rash is going or tell him that it's his shout.