Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Fri Oct 11, 2019 1:39 pm

bulldogproud wrote:A minor matter but suffered poor customer service last night. Ordered a pizza online from Dominos at 9:05pm, expected time of delivery 9:31pm. Phoned the store at 10:15pm to see what the delay was; was told that the pizza was just entering the oven and would be delivered around 11:00pm (90 minutes late, two hours after ordering!). No apology, just a simple statement of fact. Apparently they were one driver down, it would have been nice for them to have phoned at some point to let me know the pizza was going to be 90 minutes late. I immediately cancelled, saying I would be in bed by then.

Isn't it supposed to be free if it's more than 30 minutes late?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:53 pm

The Bee Swarm that has overtaken the tree near my front door. Wifey and Junior are home and can't leave the house.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:10 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:The Bee Swarm that has overtaken the tree near my front door. Wifey and Junior are home and can't leave the house.



She better cross her legs until they leave then :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby DOC » Fri Oct 11, 2019 7:58 pm

You thinking that they don't have an indoor toilet?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Fri Oct 11, 2019 8:01 pm

DOC wrote:You thinking that they don't have an indoor toilet?
Not sure dropping babies into the loo is how they do it these days...[emoji23]

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby LMA » Fri Oct 11, 2019 9:16 pm

bulldogproud wrote:A minor matter but suffered poor customer service last night. Ordered a pizza online from Dominos at 9:05pm, expected time of delivery 9:31pm. Phoned the store at 10:15pm to see what the delay was; was told that the pizza was just entering the oven and would be delivered around 11:00pm (90 minutes late, two hours after ordering!). No apology, just a simple statement of fact. Apparently they were one driver down, it would have been nice for them to have phoned at some point to let me know the pizza was going to be 90 minutes late. I immediately cancelled, saying I would be in bed by then.


India must of been playing Pakistan in the cricket :P
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Fri Oct 11, 2019 10:40 pm

DOC wrote:You thinking that they don't have an indoor toilet?



:lol: Mrs Pirate is about to have a little pirate
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby LMA » Sun Oct 13, 2019 12:58 pm

My kids wiping the excess vegemite from the knife around the rim of the jar, toast crumbs and all :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Sun Oct 13, 2019 1:39 pm

LMA wrote:My kids wiping the excess vegemite from the knife around the rim of the jar, toast crumbs and all :evil:

Or they have premix in the butter.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Keefy » Sun Oct 13, 2019 1:41 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
LMA wrote:My kids wiping the excess vegemite from the knife around the rim of the jar, toast crumbs and all :evil:

Or they have premix in the butter.
My wife leaves butter in the vegemite

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby LMA » Sun Oct 13, 2019 1:47 pm

Keefy wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
LMA wrote:My kids wiping the excess vegemite from the knife around the rim of the jar, toast crumbs and all :evil:

Or they have premix in the butter.
My wife leaves butter in the vegemite

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:53 am

did lofty on Saturday and i severely underestimated how hard it was going to be for...

I got to a certain point and i was like i am surely near the top! then i saw a sign which said i still had 2km to go :shock: :lol: :lol:

It was the longest 3.8km of my life...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:55 am

woodublieve12 wrote:did lofty on Saturday and i severely underestimated how hard it was going to be for...

I got to a certain point and i was like i am surely near the top! then i saw a sign which said i still had 2km to go :shock: :lol: :lol:

It was the longest 3.8km of my life...

My legs are cooked today


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Oct 14, 2019 10:01 am

woodublieve12 wrote:did lofty on Saturday and i severely underestimated how hard it was going to be for...

I got to a certain point and i was like i am surely near the top! then i saw a sign which said i still had 2km to go :shock: :lol: :lol:

It was the longest 3.8km of my life...

My legs are cooked today

How long did it take?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Oct 14, 2019 10:43 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:did lofty on Saturday and i severely underestimated how hard it was going to be for...

I got to a certain point and i was like i am surely near the top! then i saw a sign which said i still had 2km to go :shock: :lol: :lol:

It was the longest 3.8km of my life...

My legs are cooked today

How long did it take?


i didn't time it... Survival was my key... My bro did it in 1:15/1:20ish and i finished about 5 minutes after him... I was alot quicker on the way down obviously... I am not ashamed to admit i stopped several times on the way up!! Can't believe people do it for fun..

I would like to do it in a couple of months and see how i go after going to the gym more regularly. I've only been back at the gym for a fortnight
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Oct 14, 2019 10:55 am

woodublieve12 wrote:
i didn't time it... Survival was my key... My bro did it in 1:15/1:20ish and i finished about 5 minutes after him... I was alot quicker on the way down obviously... I am not ashamed to admit i stopped several times on the way up!! Can't believe people do it for fun..

I would like to do it in a couple of months and see how i go after going to the gym more regularly. I've only been back at the gym for a fortnight

Try Morialta Falls first.


It's best to print off the map of different tracks that they have there and increase the intensity each visit by selecting a more vigorous track each time.

It's soothing, good for you and it's nice to appreciate what our state has to offer.

https://www.walkingsa.org.au/walk/find- ... hike-loop/
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:05 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:
i didn't time it... Survival was my key... My bro did it in 1:15/1:20ish and i finished about 5 minutes after him... I was alot quicker on the way down obviously... I am not ashamed to admit i stopped several times on the way up!! Can't believe people do it for fun..

I would like to do it in a couple of months and see how i go after going to the gym more regularly. I've only been back at the gym for a fortnight

Try Morialta Falls first.


It's best to print off the map of different tracks that they have there and increase the intensity each visit by selecting a more vigorous track each time.

It's soothing, good for you and it's nice to appreciate what our state has to offer.

https://www.walkingsa.org.au/walk/find- ... hike-loop/


Thanks mate... I'll have a look

As hard as i found it, i am glad i did it... just paying for it now.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Oct 14, 2019 11:16 am

woodublieve12 wrote:
Thanks mate... I'll have a look

As hard as i found it, i am glad i did it... just paying for it now.



Absolutely, the wife and I quite often go there for a hike, the kids enjoy it too, get to see koala's and other native animals on the journey.

We found the map inspires us to go more often and test out different hikes.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby PatowalongaPirate » Mon Oct 14, 2019 10:31 pm

The Teddy Bear Fence on Yorke Peninsula has been destroyed by vandals.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Mon Oct 14, 2019 10:45 pm

PatowalongaPirate wrote:The Teddy Bear Fence on Yorke Peninsula has been destroyed by vandals.


https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_ ... 8949269904

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