Things that give you the sh1ts

[HH3]

Google street view says between 2007 and 2009 it went in.

[Spargo]

The youth of today.....ventured out to Hindley street on Satdy night and had 3 punch ups (or attempted) occur near me.....more shocking was 2 of them involved a fired up female taking on another female head for the Octagon woman if you want to do that shit

Sounds like nothing has changed in the 16 years I've been going to Hindley.

Quietly sipping on $15 gins in hipster bars on Peel St, then you walk out onto Hindley and it's a ******* zombie apocalypse.

When they first opened the KFC, a 40 meter radius was just littered in trashy chicks, comatose on the footpath, covered in greasy bones and chicken skin.

There's a joke that asks why women are like KFC, probably cop a barring* if I posted it...

[Footy Chick]

Google street view says between 2007 and 2009 it went in.

There you go, shows how long since I've ventured down that way

[HH3]

Google street view says between 2007 and 2009 it went in.

There you go, shows how long since I've ventured down that way

If I'm ever on Hindley, its to get to the Pancake Kitchen.

[Lightning McQueen]

Trying to book a decent room in the city for November 26th for our work show, clashing with the test match has inflated the prices to ridiculous proportions

[Footy Chick]

Trying to book a decent room in the city for November 26th for our work show, clashing with the test match has inflated the prices to ridiculous proportions

leave it with me, where's the work show?

[heater31]

Trying to book a decent room in the city for November 26th for our work show, clashing with the test match has inflated the prices to ridiculous proportions

leave it with me, where's the work show?

Adelaide Oval

[Lightning McQueen]

Trying to book a decent room in the city for November 26th for our work show, clashing with the test match has inflated the prices to ridiculous proportions

leave it with me, where's the work show?

At the Next Gen function centre

[Footy Chick]

I've got a couple of rooms left at the Grosvenor superior room for $192

[Lightning McQueen]

I've got a couple of rooms left at the Grosvenor superior room for $192

Do they have a spa?

[Footy Chick]

Nope, not many in Adelaide actually do.

Studio spa suite at the Playford for $372

[Booney]

Nope, not many in Adelaide actually do.

Studio spa suite at the Playford for $372

You can have my rumpus room, adjacent the outdoor spa, for $300.

I'll even put beer in the fridge.

[Lightning McQueen]

Nope, not many in Adelaide actually do.

Studio spa suite at the Playford for $372

You can have my rumpus room, adjacent the outdoor spa, for $300.

I'll even put beer in the fridge.

I'll just throw my jocks over the camera then.

[Booney]

Nope, not many in Adelaide actually do.

Studio spa suite at the Playford for $372

You can have my rumpus room, adjacent the outdoor spa, for $300.

I'll even put beer in the fridge.

I'll just throw my jocks over the camera then.

As long as I can peel 'em off, no problems.

[Lightning McQueen]

As long as I can peel 'em off, no problems.

They'll probably be flung out of a taxi somewhere on Port Road if we were to try and get to your place after the work show mate.

[Booney]

As long as I can peel 'em off, no problems.

They'll probably be flung out of a taxi somewhere on Port Road if we were to try and get to your place after the work show mate.

Who is capable of fornicating after a work show? Can't be doing the work show right.

[Grenville]

The youth of today.....ventured out to Hindley street on Satdy night and had 3 punch ups (or attempted) occur near me.....more shocking was 2 of them involved a fired up female taking on another female head for the Octagon woman if you want to do that shit

Sounds like nothing has changed in the 16 years I've been going to Hindley.

Quietly sipping on $15 gins in hipster bars on Peel St, then you walk out onto Hindley and it's a ******* zombie apocalypse.

When they first opened the KFC, a 40 meter radius was just littered in trashy chicks, comatose on the footpath, covered in greasy bones and chicken skin.

There's a joke that asks why women are like KFC, probably cop a barring* if I posted it...

Once you've finished with the breast and thighs all you're left with is a ............. . Finish it lad.

[Spargo]

Yep, that's the one.
Something about a greasy box to put your bone in...

[Lightning McQueen]

Internal Sales Reps that mistake me for someone that gives a shit.
Forever trying to push stuff in and get it earlier.
My response is always "Let me get this straight, so you want me to do something to make you look good? How does that affect my time in the house?"

I'm always open to bribes though.

[HH3]

We got an inquiry through our website that could pay off, and because it's in broken english, the reps are running scared that it's a scam.

Funny part is, most of their customers either are from another country, or are dumb as shit and can't talk english properly anyway.

I've taken it on board, and if it pays off, will be going to the owner for my commission.

*if it's a scam, I am in no way responsible