woodublieve12 wrote:Wife chucked in “it will be good for the kids”. I don’t dislike ducks, I think they are awesome, but she’s always wanted ONE!!!!
It gets worse, as I said she wanted ONE... There is 3 of them. 3! She even named one, Ducky McQuackface... Apparently you can’t seperate them, her words, and I know that’s rubbish....
We also have a dog... So this will be a blast. I know I will be the one cleaning the shit
Not one of my proudest moments. I don’t even have footy anymore to get out the house!!!!
No wonder you didn't want any, you know nothing about them.
Ducks are pack animals, like elephants, or dolphins, or chimpanzee's. Also, you'll find they barely produce any shit at all.