Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:41 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:A few years back the son and I were at the Odeon cinema in Semaphore when we were both hanging for a wee for the last half an hour of the movie.

As soon as the movie finished we ran downstairs and straight across to the adjacent toilet, I was a bit bewildered that there was no piss trough but considering the age of the building and how desperate I was I just went about my business.

As we made our way to the exit door it clicked as there was a flurry of women and girls walking in, we opened the door and there was my daughter pretty much crying with laughter. We were meant to stick around for a feed and a trip to the beach after that but I just didn't want to be seen anywhere near Semaphore from then on.


Yeah had similar when I was a teenager at a shopping centre. Went to take a dump and heard a couple of ladies walk in chatting away. Chuckled to myself thinking they had come into the wrong toilets

Next minute another mother and child came in talking away.....at that moment I realised the joke was on me.

Matters got worse though when I heard the mum say to the child that they needed to wait out the front of this one because they were all full..... At that point I became panic stricken. I waited for what felt like ten minutes hoping another cubicle would become free and the noise would die off so I could sneak out. That didn't happen.

I was left with no choice but to walk out the cubicle infront of the mum and child and another lady washing her hands. I didn't say a word....just walked straight out, straight to my car and straight home.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Jul 07, 2022 12:19 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:A few years back the son and I were at the Odeon cinema in Semaphore when we were both hanging for a wee for the last half an hour of the movie.

As soon as the movie finished we ran downstairs and straight across to the adjacent toilet, I was a bit bewildered that there was no piss trough but considering the age of the building and how desperate I was I just went about my business.

As we made our way to the exit door it clicked as there was a flurry of women and girls walking in, we opened the door and there was my daughter pretty much crying with laughter. We were meant to stick around for a feed and a trip to the beach after that but I just didn't want to be seen anywhere near Semaphore from then on.


I haven't heard that one before.
I might keep that up my sleeve. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Sat Jul 09, 2022 8:40 pm

Scoreboard being wrong today, thought we had won by a point in a heartstopper, only to find out it was a draw :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Sun Jul 10, 2022 10:55 am

Dutchy wrote:Scoreboard being wrong today, thought we had won by a point in a heartstopper, only to find out it was a draw :evil:


Surely you have a team manager or someone keeping score as well. Can’t trust a bunch of 10 years old.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Vamos » Sun Jul 10, 2022 11:05 am

whufc wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Scoreboard being wrong today, thought we had won by a point in a heartstopper, only to find out it was a draw :evil:


Surely you have a team manager or someone keeping score as well. Can’t trust a bunch of 10 years old.


To be fair to the 10 year olds, their calculator app may have crashed or their phones may have run flat :P
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Sun Jul 10, 2022 10:43 pm

whufc wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Scoreboard being wrong today, thought we had won by a point in a heartstopper, only to find out it was a draw :evil:


Surely you have a team manager or someone keeping score as well. Can’t trust a bunch of 10 years old.


It was your club that ran the electronic scoreboard ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby whufc » Mon Jul 11, 2022 8:16 am

Dutchy wrote:
whufc wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Scoreboard being wrong today, thought we had won by a point in a heartstopper, only to find out it was a draw :evil:


Surely you have a team manager or someone keeping score as well. Can’t trust a bunch of 10 years old.


It was your club that ran the electronic scoreboard ;)


Even worse mate....your trusting a bloke from Elizabeth to do the maths....unless the math was in grams or kilos they would have had no idea :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby JK » Tue Jul 12, 2022 2:08 pm

SAHMRI building. HTF do they make a building that's predominately going to be used by sick/elderly/disabled people that has no carparking?? :shock:

Good old SA #-o :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby amber_fluid » Tue Jul 12, 2022 3:25 pm

JK wrote:SAHMRI building. HTF do they make a building that's predominately going to be used by sick/elderly/disabled people that has no carparking?? :shock:

Good old SA #-o :lol:


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Jul 12, 2022 4:01 pm

JK wrote:SAHMRI building. HTF do they make a building that's predominately going to be used by sick/elderly/disabled people that has no carparking?? :shock:

Good old SA #-o :lol:


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Trader » Tue Jul 12, 2022 4:19 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
JK wrote:SAHMRI building. HTF do they make a building that's predominately going to be used by sick/elderly/disabled people that has no carparking?? :shock:

Good old SA #-o :lol:


Catch the tram
Then you can stop into the Land of Promise on the way home OO :-BD


Didn't that place close? or at least go 'legit'?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Jul 12, 2022 4:36 pm

Trader wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
JK wrote:SAHMRI building. HTF do they make a building that's predominately going to be used by sick/elderly/disabled people that has no carparking?? :shock:

Good old SA #-o :lol:


Catch the tram
Then you can stop into the Land of Promise on the way home OO :-BD


Didn't that place close? or at least go 'legit'?


No idea - never been there

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Trader » Tue Jul 12, 2022 5:26 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Trader wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
JK wrote:SAHMRI building. HTF do they make a building that's predominately going to be used by sick/elderly/disabled people that has no carparking?? :shock:

Good old SA #-o :lol:


Catch the tram
Then you can stop into the Land of Promise on the way home OO :-BD


Didn't that place close? or at least go 'legit'?


No idea - never been there

@Carey?


I haven't been to SAHMRI either.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Tue Jul 12, 2022 6:28 pm

Jimmy_041 wrote:
Trader wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
JK wrote:SAHMRI building. HTF do they make a building that's predominately going to be used by sick/elderly/disabled people that has no carparking?? :shock:

Good old SA #-o :lol:


Catch the tram
Then you can stop into the Land of Promise on the way home OO :-BD


Didn't that place close? or at least go 'legit'?


No idea - never been there

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Jul 12, 2022 6:32 pm

carey wrote:
2 more Fridays then she’s all over.

It’ll be a very Sad day for the scum bags of SA.


We need to have a safooty.net wake there
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Tue Jul 12, 2022 6:59 pm

I’m in
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Tue Jul 12, 2022 7:43 pm

carey wrote:I’m in here already


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jul 13, 2022 11:08 am

Stepping in someone else's dog shit on my nature strip.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Wed Jul 13, 2022 11:24 am

Booney wrote:Stepping in someone else's dog shit on my nature strip.


No issue if its your own dogs shit :?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Jul 13, 2022 11:38 am

Armchair expert wrote:
Booney wrote:Stepping in someone else's dog shit on my nature strip.


No issue if its your own dogs shit :?


Well, I don't leave my dogs shit on my lawn. First day of post COVID freedom and I go to head off and get a coffee.....shit, literally.
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