Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby valleys07 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 2:01 pm

woodublieve12 wrote:
Booney wrote:
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Johno6 wrote:my mother in law doing something to my garage roller doors so now they beep all the time when they open or close
no idea what shes done, ive tried pulling the cord etc to see if that changes it
so ******* annoying...… and so is the beeping.

I swear since my daughter was born my MIL turned the crazy meter up to a 9.5!


yeah, in laws are awesome...


They are ******* not.


i should have put a winky face... I was being incredibly sarcastic... Cant stand mine... Even more so now


In Boon's defence, he probably didn't see the sarcasm ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Grenville » Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:42 pm

The obnoxious, morbidly obese pigs that blocked the view of my missus and youngest (and a few other younguns) at Waterworld tonight.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:41 am

Just had to go talk to the owner about "cost cutting".

He's got it in his head that he can streamline something that costs $13,000 over 5 years, down to $4,000 over 5 years.

Unfortunately, his plan will cost at least $24,000 over 5 years. When I asked him to produce figures, he showed me an email he'd written himself and said "clearly these figures show the savings". My reply was "Well I don't think those figures are right, so that doesn't matter."

Gave him the old "Do what you want. I think you're wrong" and he then patronised me with "You're the one running the company, so I need you to agree to it" before going on to again tell me "the figures are clear".

Couldn't even show me one piece of information. distribution network, even the right item, but claimed the "figures are clear"

Get f**ked mate.

In the end I won (for now), but f**k me am I fuming. :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:45 am

Things are on the improve there then?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Armchair expert » Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:48 am

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:49 am

Booney wrote:Things are on the improve there then?


Sounds like a new dawn...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:49 am

Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:Things are on the improve there then?


Sounds like a new dawn...


That's one of his collegues isn't it? Or is it Mavis?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:56 am

Lightning McQueen wrote:
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Booney wrote:Things are on the improve there then?


Sounds like a new dawn...


That's one of his collegues isn't it? Or is it Mavis?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:57 am

Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:Things are on the improve there then?


Sounds like a new dawn...


Was kinda hoping he'd sack me. Allowed me to take the reigns off a bit.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Corona Man » Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:23 am

HH3 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:Things are on the improve there then?


Sounds like a new dawn...


That's one of his collegues isn't it? Or is it Mavis?


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I heard it was Marg from Murray Bridge.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:29 am

Corona Man wrote:I heard it was Marg from Murray Bridge.


I wish!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu Jan 17, 2019 11:37 am

HH3 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:I heard it was Marg from Murray Bridge.


I wish!

I just discovered I must talk louder than I thought I did, probably explains a bit now.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:22 pm

HH3 wrote:Just had to go talk to the owner about "cost cutting".

He's got it in his head that he can streamline something that costs $13,000 over 5 years, down to $4,000 over 5 years.

Unfortunately, his plan will cost at least $24,000 over 5 years. When I asked him to produce figures, he showed me an email he'd written himself and said "clearly these figures show the savings". My reply was "Well I don't think those figures are right, so that doesn't matter."

Gave him the old "Do what you want. I think you're wrong" and he then patronised me with "You're the one running the company, so I need you to agree to it" before going on to again tell me "the figures are clear".

Couldn't even show me one piece of information. distribution network, even the right item, but claimed the "figures are clear"

Get f**ked mate.

In the end I won (for now), but f**k me am I fuming. :lol:



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:30 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
HH3 wrote:Just had to go talk to the owner about "cost cutting".

He's got it in his head that he can streamline something that costs $13,000 over 5 years, down to $4,000 over 5 years.

Unfortunately, his plan will cost at least $24,000 over 5 years. When I asked him to produce figures, he showed me an email he'd written himself and said "clearly these figures show the savings". My reply was "Well I don't think those figures are right, so that doesn't matter."

Gave him the old "Do what you want. I think you're wrong" and he then patronised me with "You're the one running the company, so I need you to agree to it" before going on to again tell me "the figures are clear".

Couldn't even show me one piece of information. distribution network, even the right item, but claimed the "figures are clear"

Get f**ked mate.

In the end I won (for now), but f**k me am I fuming. :lol:



And straight onto safooty once you got back to your desk??


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 12:37 pm

Spargo wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
HH3 wrote:Just had to go talk to the owner about "cost cutting".

He's got it in his head that he can streamline something that costs $13,000 over 5 years, down to $4,000 over 5 years.

Unfortunately, his plan will cost at least $24,000 over 5 years. When I asked him to produce figures, he showed me an email he'd written himself and said "clearly these figures show the savings". My reply was "Well I don't think those figures are right, so that doesn't matter."

Gave him the old "Do what you want. I think you're wrong" and he then patronised me with "You're the one running the company, so I need you to agree to it" before going on to again tell me "the figures are clear".

Couldn't even show me one piece of information. distribution network, even the right item, but claimed the "figures are clear"

Get f**ked mate.

In the end I won (for now), but f**k me am I fuming. :lol:



And straight onto safooty once you got back to your desk??


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Dutchy » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:40 pm

Corona Man wrote:I heard it was Marg from Murray Bridge.


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Jan 17, 2019 3:55 pm

Dutchy wrote:
Corona Man wrote:I heard it was Marg from Murray Bridge.


+ Dave from Alberton, name me a more iconic SA duo!


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:13 pm

Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Corona Man wrote:I heard it was Marg from Murray Bridge.


+ Dave from Alberton, name me a more iconic SA duo!


I'll wait.


Your dick dropped off yet?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:15 pm

Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Corona Man wrote:I heard it was Marg from Murray Bridge.


+ Dave from Alberton, name me a more iconic SA duo!


I'll wait.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Thu Jan 17, 2019 4:19 pm

HH3 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:
Corona Man wrote:I heard it was Marg from Murray Bridge.


+ Dave from Alberton, name me a more iconic SA duo!


I'll wait.


Your dick dropped off yet?


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