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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 8:57 am
by heater31
Footy Chick wrote:Our banking friends here may want to quash this - but what sort of stupid fricking financial institution doesn't carry coins?

Went to my bank yesterday, which I've been thinking of leaving anyway, mainly because they recently turned purple. I hate purple.

Anyhoo - went to the lady at the desk and asked to withdraw X amount of dollars to be split up into certain different denominations and reqeusted $20 in $2 and $10 in $1. (I'm having a garage sale)


"Sorry, we don't have that amount in coins" the lady said

WTF? :shock:


That is up there with the UK banks not accepting 50 pound notes. Then why do you bloody issue them? :shock:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:01 am
by Booney
Footy Chick wrote:Our banking friends here may want to quash this - but what sort of stupid fricking financial institution doesn't carry coins?
Went to my bank yesterday, which I've been thinking of leaving anyway, mainly because they recently turned purple. I hate purple.
Anyhoo - went to the lady at the desk and asked to withdraw X amount of dollars to be split up into certain different denominations and reqeusted $20 in $2 and $10 in $1. (I'm having a garage sale)
"Sorry, we don't have that amount in coins" the lady said
WTF? :shock:


They didn't have 10*2 and 10*1's? :shock:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:04 am
by Psyber
Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Our banking friends here may want to quash this - but what sort of stupid fricking financial institution doesn't carry coins?
Went to my bank yesterday, which I've been thinking of leaving anyway, mainly because they recently turned purple. I hate purple.
Anyhoo - went to the lady at the desk and asked to withdraw X amount of dollars to be split up into certain different denominations and reqeusted $20 in $2 and $10 in $1. (I'm having a garage sale)
"Sorry, we don't have that amount in coins" the lady said
WTF? :shock:
They didn't have 10*2 and 10*1's? :shock:

Couldn't be bothered to go to the vault if they didn't have it at the counter?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:06 am
by Footy Chick
Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Our banking friends here may want to quash this - but what sort of stupid fricking financial institution doesn't carry coins?
Went to my bank yesterday, which I've been thinking of leaving anyway, mainly because they recently turned purple. I hate purple.
Anyhoo - went to the lady at the desk and asked to withdraw X amount of dollars to be split up into certain different denominations and reqeusted $20 in $2 and $10 in $1. (I'm having a garage sale)
"Sorry, we don't have that amount in coins" the lady said
WTF? :shock:


They didn't have 10*2 and 10*1's? :shock:


Well after much scrounging (following a serve from me) that's exactly what they ended up with - and I got...but geez?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:47 am
by Armytank
Bully wrote:I agree. everyone should give respect when its deserved!

don't hog the right hand lane. if you want to drive 20kms under the limit stay to the left and abide by the law
if someone wants to come into you lane then let them , but also they need have a bit of respect


Mate, that is only the law for 80km/h and over and that is why you only see the signs "KEEP LEFT UNLESS OVERTAKING" on roads that are 80km/h or higher.

There is no law that states you must travel in the left lane on any road under 80km/h.

How do you turn right on South Road/Main North Road/North East Road/Goodwood Road/Unley Road/Port Road etc otherwise?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 9:58 am
by Psyber
Regardless of what the letter of the law is, the roads would work better if we were all civil and cooperative and didn't obstruct other people doing what they want to do, or need to do, to get where they are going, instead of treating it as a competition, or deciding to play policeman and be obstructive by sitting in the right lane right on the speed limit or just under, or blocking people from changing lanes where just lifting the foot off the accelerator for a few moments would let them across.

I often back off a bit to let people who are obviously trying to change lanes in, and often they are surprised and bewildered by the courtesy and hesitate to act on it. In return I hope they won't be obstructive if I'm in the fast lane slightly bending the speed limit on some occasion.

Courtesy is better then bullying regardless of legal technicalities.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:01 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Footy Chick wrote:Our banking friends here may want to quash this - but what sort of stupid fricking financial institution doesn't carry coins?

Went to my bank yesterday, which I've been thinking of leaving anyway, mainly because they recently turned purple. I hate purple.

Anyhoo - went to the lady at the desk and asked to withdraw X amount of dollars to be split up into certain different denominations and reqeusted $20 in $2 and $10 in $1. (I'm having a garage sale)


"Sorry, we don't have that amount in coins" the lady said

WTF? :shock:


Mal might be rocking up your doorstep tomorrow morning at 5-30 to start going through the sale items

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:01 am
by Dogwatcher
Staff not knowing their place.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:07 am
by Alaska
Dogwatcher wrote:Staff not knowing their place.



Around the back, Dog

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:09 am
by Hefty
Mouth Ulcers........damn herpes!!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:11 am
by Johno6
Dick Ulcers..... ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:21 am
by Squids
Forgetting to get shredded for Stereos

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:25 am
by Johno6
Rookie Mistake!!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:34 am
by The Sleeping Giant
Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Our banking friends here may want to quash this - but what sort of stupid fricking financial institution doesn't carry coins?
Went to my bank yesterday, which I've been thinking of leaving anyway, mainly because they recently turned purple. I hate purple.
Anyhoo - went to the lady at the desk and asked to withdraw X amount of dollars to be split up into certain different denominations and reqeusted $20 in $2 and $10 in $1. (I'm having a garage sale)
"Sorry, we don't have that amount in coins" the lady said
WTF? :shock:


They didn't have 10*2 and 10*1's? :shock:


Omg. This is such a horrific story. Needs a full senate enquiry.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:35 am
by The Sleeping Giant
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Our banking friends here may want to quash this - but what sort of stupid fricking financial institution doesn't carry coins?

Went to my bank yesterday, which I've been thinking of leaving anyway, mainly because they recently turned purple. I hate purple.

Anyhoo - went to the lady at the desk and asked to withdraw X amount of dollars to be split up into certain different denominations and reqeusted $20 in $2 and $10 in $1. (I'm having a garage sale)


"Sorry, we don't have that amount in coins" the lady said

WTF? :shock:


Mal might be rocking up your doorstep tomorrow morning at 5-30 to start going through the sale items


Hoping for some old knickers.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:35 am
by HH3
Arrogant cockheads give me the shits

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:40 am
by Q.
Squids wrote:Forgetting to get shredded for Stereos


Massive doses of clen for the next seven days.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:48 am
by Footy Chick
The Sleeping Giant wrote:
Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Our banking friends here may want to quash this - but what sort of stupid fricking financial institution doesn't carry coins?
Went to my bank yesterday, which I've been thinking of leaving anyway, mainly because they recently turned purple. I hate purple.
Anyhoo - went to the lady at the desk and asked to withdraw X amount of dollars to be split up into certain different denominations and reqeusted $20 in $2 and $10 in $1. (I'm having a garage sale)
"Sorry, we don't have that amount in coins" the lady said
WTF? :shock:


They didn't have 10*2 and 10*1's? :shock:


Omg. This is such a horrific story. Needs a full senate enquiry.


Wanna go third time lucky?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:48 am
by The Sleeping Giant
Stop please. So many first world problems.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:49 am
by The Sleeping Giant
Footy Chick wrote:
The Sleeping Giant wrote:
Booney wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Our banking friends here may want to quash this - but what sort of stupid fricking financial institution doesn't carry coins?
Went to my bank yesterday, which I've been thinking of leaving anyway, mainly because they recently turned purple. I hate purple.
Anyhoo - went to the lady at the desk and asked to withdraw X amount of dollars to be split up into certain different denominations and reqeusted $20 in $2 and $10 in $1. (I'm having a garage sale)
"Sorry, we don't have that amount in coins" the lady said
WTF? :shock:


They didn't have 10*2 and 10*1's? :shock:


Omg. This is such a horrific story. Needs a full senate enquiry.


Wanna go third time lucky?


Your threats mean nothing.