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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 8:33 pm
by The Sleeping Giant
Geez. I think a round cost $60 tonight. Meh.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:31 pm
by dedja
wind and power lines ... not a good mix

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:25 am
by heater31
My neighbours deciding that at half past 11 last night that their staircase needed sweeping :shock: :twisted:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 4:09 pm
by Squids
Rowey back on 5AA

******* muppett

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:43 pm
by kickinit
Squids wrote:Rowey back on 5AA

******* muppett


that's being generous.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:38 pm
by wristwatcher
I have only just tuned in but is Mark Nicholas hosting the AB medal? If so that shits me :evil:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:52 pm
by Failed Creation
wristwatcher wrote:I have only just tuned in but is Mark Nicholas hosting the AB medal? If so that shits me :evil:


I don't mind him (I certainly don't love him though), but what shits me is all this 'red carpet' bullshit. The wives and girlfriends aren't bloody celebrities, and shouldn't be treated as such. Just like with the Brownlow Medal. Why are they trying to 'Hollywood' events like this nowadays?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:51 am
by Johno6
to get more females to watch them I guess.

my missus would on watch red carpet stuff and never the brownlow or ab medal

altho she wouldn't really watch the red carpet by choice either.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:54 am
by wristwatcher
Johno6 wrote:to get more females to watch them I guess.

my missus would on watch red carpet stuff and never the brownlow or ab medal

altho she wouldn't really watch the red carpet by choice either.



she should be watching whatever you tell her she is watching ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:59 am
by Johno6
she does.....


my belly button

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:41 am
by Failed Creation
On the subject of red carpets, why do people watch awards ceremonies (e.g. the Oscars, Golden Globes) just to see what (or who) celebrities are wearing. Why would anyone give a **** about that?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:53 am
by valleys07
Failed Creation wrote:On the subject of red carpets, why do people watch awards ceremonies (e.g. the Oscars, Golden Globes) just to see what (or who) celebrities are wearing. Why would anyone give a **** about that?


That IS the point unfortunately. The brownlow now, is more a fashion parade, than a recognition of the best player. Its a shame if you ask me, but on the same token I cant whinge at a bit of cleavage and upper thigh :)- gotta take positives where you can haha

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:23 am
by Failed Creation
valleys07 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:On the subject of red carpets, why do people watch awards ceremonies (e.g. the Oscars, Golden Globes) just to see what (or who) celebrities are wearing. Why would anyone give a **** about that?


That IS the point unfortunately. The brownlow now, is more a fashion parade, than a recognition of the best player. Its a shame if you ask me, but on the same token I cant whinge at a bit of cleavage and upper thigh :)- gotta take positives where you can haha


It appears as though you've seen a bit more than cleavage and upper thigh lately... :))

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:04 pm
by Booney
Failed Creation wrote:
valleys07 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:On the subject of red carpets, why do people watch awards ceremonies (e.g. the Oscars, Golden Globes) just to see what (or who) celebrities are wearing. Why would anyone give a **** about that?


That IS the point unfortunately. The brownlow now, is more a fashion parade, than a recognition of the best player. Its a shame if you ask me, but on the same token I cant whinge at a bit of cleavage and upper thigh :)- gotta take positives where you can haha


It appears as though you've seen a bit more than cleavage and upper thigh lately... :))


In 40 weeks from now he'll take a glimpse of ankle and run with it!!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:25 pm
by valleys07
Booney wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
valleys07 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:On the subject of red carpets, why do people watch awards ceremonies (e.g. the Oscars, Golden Globes) just to see what (or who) celebrities are wearing. Why would anyone give a **** about that?


That IS the point unfortunately. The brownlow now, is more a fashion parade, than a recognition of the best player. Its a shame if you ask me, but on the same token I cant whinge at a bit of cleavage and upper thigh :)- gotta take positives where you can haha


It appears as though you've seen a bit more than cleavage and upper thigh lately... :))


In 40 weeks from now he'll take a glimpse of ankle and run with it!!


:lol: :lol:

Spoken from experience Boon?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 1:59 pm
by Spargo
@valleys07
Prepare yourself for plenty of "don't touch me's", "I'm not even close to being in the mood", "not now, you'll wake the baby" and then there's my personal favourite as she looks in the mirror naked, "YOU F#CKING DID THIS TO ME!!!"

Good luck with that mate :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:01 pm
by Booney
valleys07 wrote:Spoken from experience Boon?


You betchya!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:10 pm
by valleys07
Spargo wrote:@valleys07
Prepare yourself for plenty of "don't touch me's", "I'm not even close to being in the mood", "not now, you'll wake the baby" and then there's my personal favourite as she looks in the mirror naked, "YOU F#CKING DID THIS TO ME!!!"

Good luck with that mate :lol:


](*,) #-O

:lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:38 pm
by Footy Chick
Spargo wrote:@valleys07
Prepare yourself for plenty of "don't touch me's", "I'm not even close to being in the mood", "not now, you'll wake the baby" and then there's my personal favourite as she looks in the mirror naked, "YOU F#CKING DID THIS TO ME!!!"

Good luck with that mate :lol:



I know Mrs Valleys

If Valleys is in the doghouse - he wouldn't be a stranger to the first two statements above ;) :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:07 pm
by Booney
valleys07 wrote:
Spargo wrote:@valleys07
Prepare yourself for plenty of "don't touch me's", "I'm not even close to being in the mood", "not now, you'll wake the baby" and then there's my personal favourite as she looks in the mirror naked, "YOU F#CKING DID THIS TO ME!!!"

Good luck with that mate :lol:


](*,) #-O

:lol:


Or better yet, when you've managed to persuade 'er indoors that it really is a good idea, junior will either wake up hungry, end up in bed with you, shit itself or all of the above. You've only then got to wait for the next new Moon to be back on board.

It's so, so, so easy valleys..... =)) =))