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bennymacca wrote:You're a bloody barman in a service industry, just do your job!

The only part I agree with is the littering, thats not on. The rest of it - well you chose to be a barman, it comes with the territory

Wedgie wrote:99% of people that make bets on Ubet at pubs

1) When they try to get a bet on a race .0001 of a second before the race even though they've been at the pub for 3 hours. It's everyone else's fault in the world when they don't get their $20 bet on which lost anyway. Dipshits.

2) Do these idiots purposely wait till other people are lining up for drinks, why not put your bet on when no-one is lining up for a drink? Take note coffee drinkers, you're only slightly better.

3) Dirty grubs. Use tappy app, save trees and stop leaving your mistake tickets and losing tickets everywhere but in the bin. Do not attempt to throw your used tickets in the bin from 15 metres away if you're not Michael Jordon.

4) Choose your selections for the day, and put them all on in one hit so you don't have to waste other people's time. If you can't afford to do that did it ever occur to your pea brained mind that you can't afford to gamble money and you should maybe look at bettering your life by studying for a better job? Wankers.

5) Race 27 at Beaufort on a Tuesday night at 6pm really probably isn't a wise bet unless you have inside knowledge. Race 6 at Randwick or Flemington on a Saturday afternoon I could understand though.

6) It isn't the bar tender's fault because you've tried to back no 14 in a 8 dog race. Move away with your tail between your legs as opposed to standing at the Ubet machine for 30 mins trying to work out where you went wrong not stopping service to the entire bar while you do it. Hey fool, go to a Ubet shop and stop delaying normal people's life.

7) Oi Dickhead. $2.90 on Crown Bet is better than $2.50 on Ubet, if you can't work this out I would suggest you give up gambling moron.

Wedgie wrote:

bennymacca wrote:You're a bloody barman in a service industry, just do your job!

The only part I agree with is the littering, thats not on. The rest of it - well you chose to be a barman, it comes with the territory

It's my job when I'm in another pub drinking?
None of that worries me when I'm working ya doofus!
Speaking of, time to get ready for work. No Ubet customers for me for the next 9 days though, no front bar shifts, all gaming!

Wedgie wrote:Geezus, I take it back. People without a sense of humour are the main people that gives me the shits. Stuff me, some people must have really sad lives if they can't giggle at a bit of drunken satire.
Must have hit close to the nerve of a few inonsiderate wankers.

Back to work, 6 hours down, 3 to go till its beer o'clock!

bennymacca wrote:

Wedgie wrote:Geezus, I take it back. People without a sense of humour are the main people that gives me the shits. Stuff me, some people must have really sad lives if they can't giggle at a bit of drunken satire.
Must have hit close to the nerve of a few inonsiderate wankers.

Back to work, 6 hours down, 3 to go till its beer o'clock!

Maybe it’s just because you’re a grumpy old fart

bennymacca wrote:

Wedgie wrote:Geezus, I take it back. People without a sense of humour are the main people that gives me the shits. Stuff me, some people must have really sad lives if they can't giggle at a bit of drunken satire.
Must have hit close to the nerve of a few inonsiderate wankers.

Back to work, 6 hours down, 3 to go till its beer o'clock!

Maybe it’s just because you’re a grumpy old fart

Wedgie wrote:

bennymacca wrote:

Wedgie wrote:Geezus, I take it back. People without a sense of humour are the main people that gives me the shits. Stuff me, some people must have really sad lives if they can't giggle at a bit of drunken satire.
Must have hit close to the nerve of a few inonsiderate wankers.

Back to work, 6 hours down, 3 to go till its beer o'clock!

Maybe it’s just because you’re a grumpy old fart

Geezus, the karma bus smacked you in the face tonight.

johntheclaret wrote:

Wedgie wrote:

bennymacca wrote:

Wedgie wrote:Geezus, I take it back. People without a sense of humour are the main people that gives me the shits. Stuff me, some people must have really sad lives if they can't giggle at a bit of drunken satire.
Must have hit close to the nerve of a few inonsiderate wankers.

Back to work, 6 hours down, 3 to go till its beer o'clock!

Maybe it’s just because you’re a grumpy old fart

Geezus, the karma bus smacked you in the face tonight.

He backed your High Horse on Uber bet and it lost

amber_fluid wrote:

MW wrote:Sending an email to someone bitching about another person, but realising you sent it to the other person by mistake.
That feeling 0.5sec after hitting send is f..king awful!

How’d Booney take it?

Wedgie wrote:

bennymacca wrote:You're a bloody barman in a service industry, just do your job!

The only part I agree with is the littering, thats not on. The rest of it - well you chose to be a barman, it comes with the territory

It's my job when I'm in another pub drinking?
None of that worries me when I'm working ya doofus!
Speaking of, time to get ready for work. No Ubet customers for me for the next 9 days though, no front bar shifts, all gaming!

Booney wrote:

Wedgie wrote:

bennymacca wrote:You're a bloody barman in a service industry, just do your job!

The only part I agree with is the littering, thats not on. The rest of it - well you chose to be a barman, it comes with the territory

It's my job when I'm in another pub drinking?
None of that worries me when I'm working ya doofus!
Speaking of, time to get ready for work. No Ubet customers for me for the next 9 days though, no front bar shifts, all gaming!

It's uncanny that your whole whinge sounds like a disgruntled tap jockey behind the bar but it's actually just some whinger on the other side of the bar getting upset by other punters.

Classic.

Booney wrote:

Wedgie wrote:

bennymacca wrote:You're a bloody barman in a service industry, just do your job!

The only part I agree with is the littering, thats not on. The rest of it - well you chose to be a barman, it comes with the territory

It's my job when I'm in another pub drinking?
None of that worries me when I'm working ya doofus!
Speaking of, time to get ready for work. No Ubet customers for me for the next 9 days though, no front bar shifts, all gaming!

It's uncanny that your whole whinge sounds like a disgruntled tap jockey behind the bar but it's actually just some whinger on the other side of the bar getting upset by other punters.

Classic.

Wedgie wrote:

Booney wrote:

Wedgie wrote:

bennymacca wrote:You're a bloody barman in a service industry, just do your job!

The only part I agree with is the littering, thats not on. The rest of it - well you chose to be a barman, it comes with the territory

It's my job when I'm in another pub drinking?
None of that worries me when I'm working ya doofus!
Speaking of, time to get ready for work. No Ubet customers for me for the next 9 days though, no front bar shifts, all gaming!

It's uncanny that your whole whinge sounds like a disgruntled tap jockey behind the bar but it's actually just some whinger on the other side of the bar getting upset by other punters.

Classic.

Wow, even 3 days later it continues. My post sounds like a disgruntled tap jocley? If you're referring to my choice of career currently doing my dream job part time by choice then you couldn't be further from the truth, I absolutely love my job! I rarely deal with Ubet customers as I'm hardly in the front bar where the Ubet terminal is but when I am I enjoying serving Ubet customers as its normally pretty quiet there. I work predominately in the gaming and dining room bar.

But if we're making rude assumptions about others then your post (and a few others) sounds like a moron who feels the need to comment on things that goes flying over their head to try and enlarge their internet penis.

My sincerest apologies for a bit of humour. Lesson learnt, dumb down the humour.

Seems like I must have cut close to the bone to a few inconsiderate arseholes out there. No offence intended. Wow!

Anyway, I'm off to the pub. Might have a bet or two!
Have a nice day!

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:

Booney wrote:

Wedgie wrote:

bennymacca wrote:You're a bloody barman in a service industry, just do your job!

The only part I agree with is the littering, thats not on. The rest of it - well you chose to be a barman, it comes with the territory

It's my job when I'm in another pub drinking?
None of that worries me when I'm working ya doofus!
Speaking of, time to get ready for work. No Ubet customers for me for the next 9 days though, no front bar shifts, all gaming!

It's uncanny that your whole whinge sounds like a disgruntled tap jockey behind the bar but it's actually just some whinger on the other side of the bar getting upset by other punters.

Classic.

Next....will be the pensioners eating all the bikkies with their coffee/tea and needing to constantly refill

Bum Crack wrote:Geez you talk some shit.

Wedgie wrote:My post sounds like a disgruntled tap jocley?

Booney wrote:

Wedgie wrote:My post sounds like a disgruntled tap jocley?

Yes, yes it does, 100% it does and I'm clearly not the only person to see it that way.

If, as you say, it's just you getting the shits on with other people at the pub having a bet then maybe you should stay out of pubs.

People drink and bet at pubs, that's pretty much their core business.