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HH3 wrote:
Maybe see through bibs should be the norm. Where are your hands during this Dutch?

The missus reckons there should be a topless salon, business would be booming.

Booney wrote:

Dutchy wrote:Agree here, when married you need all the help to get other chicks touching you without a sideways look from the Mrs, haircut plus shampoo and head massage is about all I have been able to come up with!

A chick cutting your hair floats your boat?

Given the choice of a bloke or a young chick I choose the later.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

HH3 wrote:
Maybe see through bibs should be the norm. Where are your hands during this Dutch?

The missus reckons there should be a topless salon, business would be booming.

There is. Just not in Adelaide.

I've looked into it.

Obviously a perv is acceptable there.

Unless they're like a certain private stripper I saw once, who stopped the "show" to berate me because I wasn't "looking her in the eyes".....

HH3 wrote:

Lightning McQueen wrote:

HH3 wrote:
Maybe see through bibs should be the norm. Where are your hands during this Dutch?

The missus reckons there should be a topless salon, business would be booming.

There is. Just not in Adelaide.

I've looked into it.

Obviously a perv is acceptable there.

Unless they're like a certain private stripper I saw once, who stopped the "show" to berate me because I wasn't "looking her in the eyes".....

A couple of decades ago there was one across the road from the Marion pub. It moved to Hindley St after a while, then faded into obscurity.

Dutchy wrote:

Booney wrote:

Dutchy wrote:Agree here, when married you need all the help to get other chicks touching you without a sideways look from the Mrs, haircut plus shampoo and head massage is about all I have been able to come up with!

A chick cutting your hair floats your boat?

Given the choice of a bloke or a young chick I choose the later.

Having been to both, a trained barber (regardless of gender) cuts mens hair better. Some of the salon-y places completely f**k it.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

HH3 wrote:
Maybe see through bibs should be the norm. Where are your hands during this Dutch?

The missus reckons there should be a topless salon, business would be booming.

Theres one in Cairns. $65 a haircut. You can also have a beer.
Was one similar in Darwin years ago but they wore lingerie, it went out of business and went back to normal.

HH3 wrote:

Dutchy wrote:

Booney wrote:

Dutchy wrote:Agree here, when married you need all the help to get other chicks touching you without a sideways look from the Mrs, haircut plus shampoo and head massage is about all I have been able to come up with!

A chick cutting your hair floats your boat?

Given the choice of a bloke or a young chick I choose the later.

Having been to both, a trained barber (regardless of gender) cuts mens hair better. Some of the salon-y places completely f**k it.

I’ve never known of a female barber?
Only ever been to male barbers.

But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.

amber_fluid wrote:But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.

I prefer barbers because they have everything they need for my hair at the ready. Last week he used at least 4 sets of clippers, a razor, he did the edges of my beard around my cheeks and down my neck, I got talcum powder on my neck, pamade in my hair.

He also knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.

Him - "How do you want it?"
Me - "Short back and sides. Messy on top pushed to the side"

From that he did some hair magic where its longer on one side, manicured on the other so when I style it how I want it, it's perfect every time in less than 30 seconds of f**king around with it.

All for $28. Can't beat it.

HH3 wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.

I prefer barbers because they have everything they need for my hair at the ready. Last week he used at least 4 sets of clippers, a razor, he did the edges of my beard around my cheeks and down my neck, I got talcum powder on my neck, pamade in my hair.

He also knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.

Him - "How do you want it?"
Me - "Short back and sides. Messy on top pushed to the side"

From that he did some hair magic where its longer on one side, manicured on the other so when I style it how I want it, it's perfect every time in less than 30 seconds of f**king around with it.

All for $28. Can't beat it.

Nice hairstyle!
Does your boyfriend like it?

amber_fluid wrote:

HH3 wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.

I prefer barbers because they have everything they need for my hair at the ready. Last week he used at least 4 sets of clippers, a razor, he did the edges of my beard around my cheeks and down my neck, I got talcum powder on my neck, pamade in my hair.

He also knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.

Him - "How do you want it?"
Me - "Short back and sides. Messy on top pushed to the side"

From that he did some hair magic where its longer on one side, manicured on the other so when I style it how I want it, it's perfect every time in less than 30 seconds of f**king around with it.

All for $28. Can't beat it.

Nice hairstyle!
Does your boyfriend like it?

Its good. He can hold onto the longer side with one hand, and wave his cowboy hat around with the other.

amber_fluid wrote:I’ve never known of a female barber?

Read ^ there.

amber_fluid wrote:

HH3 wrote:

Dutchy wrote:

Booney wrote:[quote="Dutchy"]
Agree here, when married you need all the help to get other chicks touching you without a sideways look from the Mrs, haircut plus shampoo and head massage is about all I have been able to come up with!

A chick cutting your hair floats your boat?

Given the choice of a bloke or a young chick I choose the later.

Having been to both, a trained barber (regardless of gender) cuts mens hair better. Some of the salon-y places completely f**k it.

I’ve never known of a female barber?
Only ever been to male barbers.

But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.[/quote]If the chick has qualifications in cutting mens hair then no issue from me. Like HH3 I find the Salon type geared towards females do an ordinary job. Blokes with skills in styling men's hair in my experience appear to do a better job. Never come across a female with the skill set though.

You blokes are missing the point.
I go for a boobie rub not a good haircut.

I get the clippers and a number 3 so anyone can do that.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

HH3 wrote:
Maybe see through bibs should be the norm. Where are your hands during this Dutch?

The missus reckons there should be a topless salon, business would be booming.

Yeah, but she was talking about topless blokes in a women’s salon.

Dutchy wrote:

Booney wrote:

Dutchy wrote:Agree here, when married you need all the help to get other chicks touching you without a sideways look from the Mrs, haircut plus shampoo and head massage is about all I have been able to come up with!

A chick cutting your hair floats your boat?

Given the choice of a bloke or a young chick I choose the later.

It’s latter. You’re starting to get excited again. Just take it down a notch, you know what the clinic said.

amber_fluid wrote:

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You look good in this picture.

HH3 wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:But I prefer a chick to cut my hair all the same.

I prefer barbers because they have everything they need for my hair at the ready. Last week he used at least 4 sets of clippers, a razor, he did the edges of my beard around my cheeks and down my neck, I got talcum powder on my neck, pamade in my hair.

He also knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.

Him - "How do you want it?"
Me - "Short back and sides. Messy on top pushed to the side"

From that he did some hair magic where its longer on one side, manicured on the other so when I style it how I want it, it's perfect every time in less than 30 seconds of f**king around with it.

All for $28. Can't beat it.

Mrs Claret cuts mine, No3 all over, trim the sides, shape the back.

Knew exactly what I wanted from one phrase.

Me: Will you do me hair Mrs S
Her: Yes

From that she did some hair magic where it’s the same length all over, manicured (is that the right word) round the back and over the ears so when I brush it with my hand it’s perfect every time in less than 3 seconds.

All for free, can’t beat it.

Mrs HH3 has done my hair for the last 7 years, up until Xmas, when she wanted me to get a trendy haircut.

She lost my business after that.

I used to go to Joey at the barbershop in Gawler in my single days.

HH3 wrote:

amber_fluid wrote:

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You look good in this picture.

I’m still waiting for this to be released.