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Brodlach wrote:My wife doing some work in a big department store saw two kids aged 7 and 8 try to steal 3 Dyson Vacuums. Got caught but apparently a normal thing because of their age nothing can be done. Security Guards said this is happening all over town ATM

Gee, that sucks.

Going to the city last night with my bro. Heading across nth tce on the phone to get a taxi and I trip and fall hard and end up in emergency with a f###ed wrist and 3 stitches in my chin
Moron

Lucky you had a beard to cover up the blood

Using your phone whilst crossing the road - no sympathy.

Shopping with 2 women.

Whingers


And disrespectful f*#%rs

Corona Man wrote:Shopping with 2 women.

I feel the number is largely irrelevant.

Love shopping with my missus, she shops more like a bloke than a bloke does!

woodublieve12 wrote:Going to the city last night with my bro. Heading across nth tce on the phone to get a taxi and I trip and fall hard and end up in emergency with a f###ed wrist and 3 stitches in my chin
Moron

Beard didn’t cushion the blow then

This drunk idiot losing his wallet last night.

Left it on the train coming home from the city after have drinks with the work lads in the arvo/evening. Didn't realize I lost it until I went to go out this morning. Ruined my whole day, spent a few hours this morning retracing my steps from my house to the train station. Had a bit of a longer walk home because I fell asleep on the train and luckily woke up just as the train was getting to Taperoo and must of left my wallet on the seat as I woke up and got off the train.

Rang Adelaide Metro this morning but nothing had been handed in. Cancelled my bank cards aswell. Rang them back this arvo and it had been handed in!

I'm a very forgetful person in terms of losing stuff/leaving stuff behind and I hate myself for it. I'm also very lucky.

The Dark Knight wrote:This drunk idiot losing his wallet last night.

Left it on the train coming home from the city after have drinks with the work lads in the arvo/evening. Didn't realize I lost it until I went to go out this morning. Ruined my whole day, spent a few hours this morning retracing my steps from my house to the train station. Had a bit of a longer walk home because I fell asleep on the train and luckily woke up just as the train was getting to Taperoo and must of left my wallet on the seat as I woke up and got off the train.

Rang Adelaide Metro this morning but nothing had been handed in. Cancelled my bank cards aswell. Rang them back this arvo and it had been handed in!

I'm a very forgetful person in terms of losing stuff/leaving stuff behind and I hate myself for it. I'm also very lucky.

Wow you are a very lucky boy. Now you just have to wait to get your new cards

johntheclaret wrote:

The Dark Knight wrote:This drunk idiot losing his wallet last night.

Left it on the train coming home from the city after have drinks with the work lads in the arvo/evening. Didn't realize I lost it until I went to go out this morning. Ruined my whole day, spent a few hours this morning retracing my steps from my house to the train station. Had a bit of a longer walk home because I fell asleep on the train and luckily woke up just as the train was getting to Taperoo and must of left my wallet on the seat as I woke up and got off the train.

Rang Adelaide Metro this morning but nothing had been handed in. Cancelled my bank cards aswell. Rang them back this arvo and it had been handed in!

I'm a very forgetful person in terms of losing stuff/leaving stuff behind and I hate myself for it. I'm also very lucky.

Wow you are a very lucky boy. Now you just have to wait to get your new cards

Yep just have to wait for my new bank card to come in the mail. Very lucky.

The Dark Knight wrote:This drunk idiot losing his wallet last night.

Left it on the train coming home from the city after have drinks with the work lads in the arvo/evening. Didn't realize I lost it until I went to go out this morning. Ruined my whole day, spent a few hours this morning retracing my steps from my house to the train station. Had a bit of a longer walk home because I fell asleep on the train and luckily woke up just as the train was getting to Taperoo and must of left my wallet on the seat as I woke up and got off the train.

Rang Adelaide Metro this morning but nothing had been handed in. Cancelled my bank cards aswell. Rang them back this arvo and it had been handed in!

I'm a very forgetful person in terms of losing stuff/leaving stuff behind and I hate myself for it. I'm also very lucky.

I lost mine Saturday night, worst part was the missus is away for nearly a week so I had no access to money and I had to put up with hearing how hopeless I am without her looking after me!

I didn't realise until Sunday morning, I suspected that it slipped down next to the seat in a cab, couldn't get hold of the cabbie until yesterday afternoon, he first told suburban he hadn't found it, he went and had a look and bingo!

I was able to to put a block on two of my cards and the other two I moved the money across to not be accessed in the interim, lucky I didn't go balls deep.

Lightning McQueen wrote:

The Dark Knight wrote:This drunk idiot losing his wallet last night.

Left it on the train coming home from the city after have drinks with the work lads in the arvo/evening. Didn't realize I lost it until I went to go out this morning. Ruined my whole day, spent a few hours this morning retracing my steps from my house to the train station. Had a bit of a longer walk home because I fell asleep on the train and luckily woke up just as the train was getting to Taperoo and must of left my wallet on the seat as I woke up and got off the train.

Rang Adelaide Metro this morning but nothing had been handed in. Cancelled my bank cards aswell. Rang them back this arvo and it had been handed in!

I'm a very forgetful person in terms of losing stuff/leaving stuff behind and I hate myself for it. I'm also very lucky.

I lost mine Saturday night, worst part was the missus is away for nearly a week so I had no access to money and I had to put up with hearing how hopeless I am without her looking after me!

I didn't realise until Sunday morning, I suspected that it slipped down next to the seat in a cab, couldn't get hold of the cabbie until yesterday afternoon, he first told suburban he hadn't found it, he went and had a look and bingo!

I was able to to put a block on two of my cards and the other two I moved the money across to not be accessed in the interim, lucky I didn't go balls deep.

Very lucky too mate!

The Dark Knight wrote:Very lucky too mate!

Yeah, spent Sunday tearing my house to bits and wanting to kill someone but at least I didn't spend any money I guess.

Abstract thinking test. Probably owned it but I hate the fact I can find more than one answer to most of them depending on the logic that's been used.
It was only one third of my appointment though, also had a numeracy and literacy test but they were a piece of piss.

Just a quick update for the people following at home. The beard is now 5 weeks old. Still pretty offensive

woodublieve12 wrote:Just a quick update for the people following at home. The beard is now 5 weeks old. Still pretty offensive

No bare patch for the stitches?

woodublieve12 wrote:Just a quick update for the people following at home. The beard is now 5 weeks old. Still pretty offensive

5 weeks of more feacal matter on your face than a toilet seat would have acquired.
I'm impressed!

Is it still just looking like bum fluff?

MW wrote:

woodublieve12 wrote:Just a quick update for the people following at home. The beard is now 5 weeks old. Still pretty offensive

No bare patch for the stitches?

Yeah a little patch. But it matches the rest of them.