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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 2:33 pm
by PatowalongaPirate
No computer systems since I walked into work this morning. Leaves me pretty well useless in a work sense, but can't go home.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:26 pm
by Footy Chick
PatowalongaPirate wrote:No computer systems since I walked into work this morning. Leaves me pretty well useless in a work sense, but can't go home.



You guys still out? We just thought no one bothered to tell us it was fixed :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:52 am
by Brodlach
Back to work today so pants, shoes and shaving give me the shits

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:54 am
by Corona Man
Brodlach wrote:Back to work today so pants, shoes and shaving give me the shits

Just been getting around in the jocks til now?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 8:55 am
by Brodlach
Corona Man wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Back to work today so pants, shoes and shaving give me the shits

Just been getting around in the jocks til now?



Freeballing

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:08 am
by heater31
Brodlach wrote:Back to work today so pants, shoes and shaving give me the shits
Forgot how heavy my steel cap boots were until I put them on this morning. If my volley steel caps weren't so dirty I'd have worn those!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:11 am
by Booney
Brodlach wrote:
Corona Man wrote:
Brodlach wrote:Back to work today so pants, shoes and shaving give me the shits

Just been getting around in the jocks til now?

Freeballing


Never, it's madness.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:19 am
by Dutchy
Corona Man wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Corona Man wrote:Mrs C going on a diet. Which, by default, means I am now on one too.

Cheese a dry crackers packed for lunch..... eff that I went a grabbed a pie!

Surely it couldn't hurt??? :lol:

It gets worse... beer is out.... BEER!!!


Remind her beer is Vegan, vegan is healthy (apparently)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:24 am
by Dutchy
A week of drinking every day and eating BBQ every night while away = no gout

Come home and stop drinking and start eating healthy options and a heap of fruit along with exercise = gout

Every f**&^ing year :evil: :evil:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:29 am
by Bum Crack
Dutchy wrote:A week of drinking every day and eating BBQ every night while away = no gout

Come home and stop drinking and start eating healthy options and a heap of fruit along with exercise = gout

Every f**&^ing year :evil: :evil:

Get back on the piss then. Easy fixed

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:37 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Dutchy wrote:A week of drinking every day and eating BBQ every night while away = no gout

Come home and stop drinking and start eating healthy options and a heap of fruit along with exercise = gout

Every f**&^ing year :evil: :evil:
Cherry juice or stout is your friend

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 9:49 am
by HH3
Being robbed of a good profile pic by the refs... :lol:

https://www.facebook.com/spartansgridir ... =3&theater

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:02 am
by Lightning McQueen
HH3 wrote:Being robbed of a good profile pic by the refs... :lol:

https://www.facebook.com/spartansgridir ... =3&theater

Are you the ref?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:48 am
by Footy Chick
Lightning McQueen wrote:
HH3 wrote:Being robbed of a good profile pic by the refs... :lol:

https://www.facebook.com/spartansgridir ... =3&theater

Are you the ref?


No, he plays Gridiron, for those that didn't know 8)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:49 am
by Footy Chick
HH3 wrote:Being robbed of a good profile pic by the refs... :lol:

https://www.facebook.com/spartansgridir ... =3&theater



If I had a dollar for everytime an ump or waterboy gets in the way of my photos.

I'd be a gazillionaire

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:53 am
by The Bedge
HH3 wrote:Being robbed of a good profile pic by the refs... :lol:

Robbed! Would've been a beauty!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:03 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Looked like a good hanger...
Or is it the angle?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:04 am
by Booney
Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:10 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

We'll all have 20/20 vision next year

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:14 am
by HH3
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Looked like a good hanger...
Or is it the angle?


Nah it was definitely a hanger. Landed on my neck. :lol: