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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 11:18 am
by The Bedge
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

We'll all have 20/20 vision next year

Michael Slater says it's the rock n roll version of seeing.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:09 pm
by Pseudo
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

Pffft. Had mine since I was about 30. It ain't all bad; along with the grey hair they bring out that academic look...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:26 pm
by heater31
Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

Pffft. Had mine since I was about 30. It ain't all bad; along with the grey hair they bring out that academic look...
I'm the only one in my immediate family without them.....the shit I cop when I'm looking for something [emoji849]

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:30 pm
by Footy Chick
heater31 wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

Pffft. Had mine since I was about 30. It ain't all bad; along with the grey hair they bring out that academic look...
I'm the only one in my immediate family without them.....the shit I cop when I'm looking for something [emoji849]



Same, everyone in my immediate family is blind as a bat, except for me

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:31 pm
by Bum Crack
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

I got some a month ago. Held off for as long as I could as I was in denial. Now I have them, I can't believe I didn't just do it straight away. I can actually see now.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:36 pm
by HH3
Footy Chick wrote:

Same, everyone in my immediate family is blind as a bat, except for me


Cat-vision

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:42 pm
by Booney
Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

I got some a month ago. Held off for as long as I could as I was in denial. Now I have them, I can't believe I didn't just do it straight away. I can actually see now.


Started getting headache, tired eyes etc after a day looking at screens late last year, got them checked, they're busted.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 12:43 pm
by amber_fluid
Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

I got some a month ago. Held off for as long as I could as I was in denial. Now I have them, I can't believe I didn't just do it straight away. I can actually see now.


Started getting headache, tired eyes etc after a day looking at screens late last year, got them checked, they're busted.


I’m similar.
I’ll stay in denial a bit longer though.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:06 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

I got some a month ago. Held off for as long as I could as I was in denial. Now I have them, I can't believe I didn't just do it straight away. I can actually see now.


Started getting headache, tired eyes etc after a day looking at screens late last year, got them checked, they're busted.


I got prescription sunnies, the missus was spewing at me for being at my kids cricket all day and then being dog tired when I got home, I worked out that it was my eyes were strained in the evening as they were adjusting to not wearing the sunnies, all good now, I only use them for driving.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 1:53 pm
by Bum Crack
amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:
Bum Crack wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

I got some a month ago. Held off for as long as I could as I was in denial. Now I have them, I can't believe I didn't just do it straight away. I can actually see now.


Started getting headache, tired eyes etc after a day looking at screens late last year, got them checked, they're busted.


I’m similar.
I’ll stay in denial a bit longer though.

Get down to Specsavers and get fitted up and you'll be a new person. Get some trendy glasses and you might even get a few compliments.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Jan 10, 2019 2:02 pm
by amber_fluid
Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )

**** Father Time.

Pffft. Had mine since I was about 30. It ain't all bad; along with the grey hair they bring out that academic look...


Except the Power guernsey will be a dead giveaway............ ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 8:28 am
by Booney
amber_fluid wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )
**** Father Time.

Pffft. Had mine since I was about 30. It ain't all bad; along with the grey hair they bring out that academic look...

Except the Power guernsey will be a dead giveaway............ ;)


I don't wear the guernsey any more, not since morrel explained it was a fashion fopar, I trust his judgement. ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:35 am
by Johno6
my mother in law doing something to my garage roller doors so now they beep all the time when they open or close
no idea what shes done, ive tried pulling the cord etc to see if that changes it
so ******* annoying...… and so is the beeping.

I swear since my daughter was born my MIL turned the crazy meter up to a 9.5!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:38 am
by woodublieve12
Johno6 wrote:my mother in law doing something to my garage roller doors so now they beep all the time when they open or close
no idea what shes done, ive tried pulling the cord etc to see if that changes it
so ******* annoying...… and so is the beeping.

I swear since my daughter was born my MIL turned the crazy meter up to a 9.5!


yeah, in laws are awesome...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:49 am
by mickey
woodublieve12 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:my mother in law doing something to my garage roller doors so now they beep all the time when they open or close
no idea what shes done, ive tried pulling the cord etc to see if that changes it
so ******* annoying...… and so is the beeping.

I swear since my daughter was born my MIL turned the crazy meter up to a 9.5!


yeah, in laws are awesome...
Even more when they become ex in-laws

Sent from my SM-G950F using Tapatalk

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:56 am
by Mr Beefy
Booney wrote:
amber_fluid wrote:
Pseudo wrote:
Booney wrote:Ageing and finding out your 20/20 vision is no more and you need glasses. ( Short sighted so only for work / reading )
**** Father Time.

Pffft. Had mine since I was about 30. It ain't all bad; along with the grey hair they bring out that academic look...

Except the Power guernsey will be a dead giveaway............ ;)


I don't wear the guernsey any more, not since morrel explained it was a fashion fopar, I trust his judgement. ;)

*faux pas

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:58 am
by Booney
Pseudo-phonetic spelling for French "faux pas".

;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:59 am
by Booney
woodublieve12 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:my mother in law doing something to my garage roller doors so now they beep all the time when they open or close
no idea what shes done, ive tried pulling the cord etc to see if that changes it
so ******* annoying...… and so is the beeping.

I swear since my daughter was born my MIL turned the crazy meter up to a 9.5!


yeah, in laws are awesome...


They are ******* not.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:06 pm
by Pseudo
Booney wrote:Pseudo-phonetic spelling for French "faux pas".

;)

Nope, not me. I would have spelled it phonetically as foʊ ˈpɑ/ :p

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 11, 2019 12:37 pm
by woodublieve12
Booney wrote:
woodublieve12 wrote:
Johno6 wrote:my mother in law doing something to my garage roller doors so now they beep all the time when they open or close
no idea what shes done, ive tried pulling the cord etc to see if that changes it
so ******* annoying...… and so is the beeping.

I swear since my daughter was born my MIL turned the crazy meter up to a 9.5!


yeah, in laws are awesome...


They are ******* not.


i should have put a winky face... I was being incredibly sarcastic... Cant stand mine... Even more so now