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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:23 pmby MW
Lightning McQueen wrote:Kids and phones.
I know my kids have their phones glued to them, I text them a question and wait ages for a reply, they ask me a question and I get a solitary question mark for the next text I receive 3 minutes later if I hadn't replied.
I asked my lad at 7am as he stayed at his mum's last night "Will you be coming home or going back to mum's after footy training tonight?" I know once it hits 8:45am I wont get an answer until 3:15pm when I ring him, I bet I would've got a reply immediately if I asked him if he wants $50.
This.
With my daughter if I don't reply in 30 seconds I get the ? follow up.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:26 pmby The Bedge
MW wrote:With my daughter if I don't reply in 30 seconds I get the ? follow up.
My misso usually replies to my msgs with a "righto" or thumbs up.. however if i dont happen to reply within half a heartbeat when she messages me i get the whole:
"??"
"Is everything ok??"
"What's wrong??"
Women eh.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:27 pmby Lightning McQueen
MW wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Kids and phones.
I know my kids have their phones glued to them, I text them a question and wait ages for a reply, they ask me a question and I get a solitary question mark for the next text I receive 3 minutes later if I hadn't replied.
I asked my lad at 7am as he stayed at his mum's last night "Will you be coming home or going back to mum's after footy training tonight?" I know once it hits 8:45am I wont get an answer until 3:15pm when I ring him, I bet I would've got a reply immediately if I asked him if he wants $50.
This.
With my daughter if I don't reply in 30 seconds I get the ? follow up.
Yet I bet that your questions are irrelevant and don't require answering immediately, they're only to do with organizing dinner or making pick-ups more efficient.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:28 pmby Lightning McQueen
The Bedge wrote:MW wrote:With my daughter if I don't reply in 30 seconds I get the ? follow up.
My misso usually replies to my msgs with a "righto" or thumbs up.. however if i dont happen to reply within half a heartbeat when she messages me i get the whole:
"??"
"Is everything ok??"
"What's wrong??"
Women eh.
I get "Hating?"
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:33 pmby Spargo
The Bedge wrote:MW wrote:With my daughter if I don't reply in 30 seconds I get the ? follow up.
My misso usually replies to my msgs with a "righto" or thumbs up.. however if i dont happen to reply within half a heartbeat when she messages me i get the whole:
"??"
"Is everything ok??"
"What's wrong??"
Women eh.
Yep, as Norm on Cheers said - “women you can’t live with them... pass the beer nuts”.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:39 pmby Lightning McQueen
I got home from my sons cricket before Christmas and was getting ready to go out, I was looking for my pants when the wife says "You looking for your light coloured pants?"
"Yeah, you seen em?"
"Yes, I thought you'd be wearing them so I washed them and they are ironed hanging up downstairs"
"Thank you my dear"
"Yep, what would you do without me" she added.
"Probably wank for a while but eventually I'll get back out there and amongst it" I thought would be a quirky reply.
One of us found it amusing.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Feb 15, 2019 10:54 amby Dutchy
People that don't have their dogs on a lead on bike paths, nearly ran straight over a large rat last night.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:30 amby Pseudo
Dutchy wrote:People that don't have their dogs on a lead on bike paths, nearly ran straight over a large rat last night.
Possibly better than having the dog on a leash, thereby creating a tripwire!
Perhaps resolve the peeve to "people with dogs on bike paths".
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:47 amby Booney
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:48 amby Corona Man
The drive through bottle-o would have been a better option.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:52 amby Booney
Corona Man wrote:The drive through bottle-o would have been a better option.
It would have, yes, but I'm doing my best not to roll up to meetings with Pale ale on my breath.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Feb 15, 2019 11:54 amby Corona Man
Booney wrote:Corona Man wrote:The drive through bottle-o would have been a better option.
It would have, yes, but I'm doing my best not to roll up to meetings with Pale ale on my breath.
Fair point! I’m 2 beers and a Chardonnay in already.... Flying back to Aus soon.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:14 pmby Dutchy
Pseudo wrote:Dutchy wrote:People that don't have their dogs on a lead on bike paths, nearly ran straight over a large rat last night.
Possibly better than having the dog on a leash, thereby creating a tripwire!
Perhaps resolve the peeve to "people with dogs on bike paths".
its a shared path so I understand there are going to be people walking their dogs, and the ones that have leads are fine and almost all people grab a short lead on them to make sure I have plenty of room to pass, some dickheads let their dogs run free though
Last night was a full lock up on my brakes, took about $10 of tread off my tyres, while trying to avoid the rat which was just staring at me, all while clipped into my pedals...FFS
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:48 pmby Bum Crack
Yeah i got caught out with that one too. It looked nice and green and refreshing and I lost my shit when I had my first swig
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Feb 15, 2019 12:54 pmby HH3
I can go one better.
On the way to gridiron, I bought one green Maximus, and one orange Maximus. I cracked the green one, and drank it while getting ready and during warm ups.
I left the orange one in my bag, in the sun, in 30+ degree heat, for 3 hours while the game was being played.
Right after the game, I peeled off my soaked gear, whipped by wet hair out my face, wiping my brow with my forearm. I layed on the grass, and pulled my now warm orange Maximus from my bag.
Cracked it and took a big gulp.
Turns out Maximus decided to release an orange juice with pulp range. The shock, and taste of hot orange juice nearly made me projectile vomit. And the acidity wrecked havoc on the acid reflux I get after games.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Feb 15, 2019 3:03 pmby Booney
HH3 wrote:I peeled off my soaked gear, whipped by wet hair out my face, wiping my brow with my forearm.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Feb 15, 2019 4:13 pmby Spargo
Corona Man wrote:I’m 2 beers and a Chardonnay in already....
#closetcrowsfan
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Feb 15, 2019 4:14 pmby Corona Man
Spargo wrote:Corona Man wrote:I’m 2 beers and a Chardonnay in already....
#closetcrowsfan
Surely a crows fan would be 2 chardy’s to 1 beer?
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Feb 15, 2019 4:44 pmby amber_fluid
Corona Man wrote:Spargo wrote:Corona Man wrote:I’m 2 beers and a Chardonnay in already....
#closetcrowsfan
Surely a crows fan would be 2 chardy’s then bedtime?
EFA
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Feb 15, 2019 5:50 pmby Armchair expert
Newsreaders that mispronounce names, you have one job.
SEN is terrible for this
