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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 11:31 am
by Lightning McQueen
Bum Crack wrote:Foxtel is shit anyway. Only ever really watched Fox Footy and Criminal Investigation Channel and History channel every now and then.

The bullshit part is that if you wanted one particular channel, you'd have to get 15 others that are full of snot and cost $20 extra.

If they introduced a pay per channel thing then I'd look at it again.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:04 pm
by tipper
air con for the whole building here has decided its had enough. been steadily getting warmer, and more humid in here for the last hour.

if this keeps up much longer im triggering the fire alarm and going home.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:06 pm
by Booney
tipper wrote:air con for the whole building here has decided its had enough. been steadily getting warmer, and more humid in here for the last hour.

if this keeps up much longer im triggering the fire alarm and going home.


In Europe they'd just up and leave.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:09 pm
by tipper
Booney wrote:
tipper wrote:air con for the whole building here has decided its had enough. been steadily getting warmer, and more humid in here for the last hour.

if this keeps up much longer im triggering the fire alarm and going home.


In Europe they'd just up and leave.


if ii wasnt stuck on public transport today to get home i probably would have already as well

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 12:51 pm
by Lightning McQueen
tipper wrote:if ii wasnt stuck on public transport today to get home i probably would have already as well

And aint that gonna be a treat later today with this humidity?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 1:06 pm
by amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:
tipper wrote:if ii wasnt stuck on public transport today to get home i probably would have already as well

And aint that gonna be a treat later today with this humidity?


Isn’t it like that anyway?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Jan 31, 2020 10:27 pm
by RustyCage
Hernia surgery and not having slept much the last few nights zzz

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 7:04 am
by Booney
Bloke caught yesterday with 324 blue swimmer crabs, 15 times the legal limit, many of them undersized.

**** better get the maximum $20,000 fine.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 7:51 am
by Spargo
Booney wrote:Bloke caught yesterday with 324 blue swimmer crabs, 15 times the legal limit, many of them undersized.

**** better get the maximum $20,000 fine.

Whereabouts?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:04 am
by Jim05
Booney wrote:Bloke caught yesterday with 324 blue swimmer crabs, 15 times the legal limit, many of them undersized.

**** better get the maximum $20,000 fine.

Hate to stereotype but Asian?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:05 am
by Booney
Spargo wrote:
Booney wrote:Bloke caught yesterday with 324 blue swimmer crabs, 15 times the legal limit, many of them undersized.

**** better get the maximum $20,000 fine.

Whereabouts?


Paralowie man caught at Tennyson. He was in a kayak with a rake and esky. You can guarantee it's not his first rodeo either.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 8:06 am
by Booney
Jim05 wrote:
Booney wrote:Bloke caught yesterday with 324 blue swimmer crabs, 15 times the legal limit, many of them undersized.

**** better get the maximum $20,000 fine.

Hate to stereotype but Asian?


I don't know but I'm willing to guess you'd be on or around the money.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:13 am
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:
I don't know but I'm willing to guess you'd be on or around the money.

Given where he lives narrows it down too.

They are f******* ruthless and play the "I don't speak Engrish" card.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 6:39 pm
by locky801
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Booney wrote:
They are f******* ruthless and play the "I don't speak Engrish" card.


Luckily an interpreter is only a phone call away :D

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 7:45 pm
by Jase
So older Junior Jase has been talking up how.much bigger, stronger and faster he is than me these days and he was needling me so much that Australia Day we had a sprint from one end of the.local oval to the other...

Now he's a couple of inches taller than me and he's a wirey BUGGER so he's got me in the strength area as well but there is no way he's faster than me...

Mrs Jase just shook her head and we started the race... Junior was a yard ahead of me after 50m but I hadn't tuned the jets on, hit the gas and bang bang, both Hammies have near exploded...

Mrs Jase looked at me, rounded up the kids and walked home...

I had to shuffle the 600m home, Mrs did come.and pick me up half way home, gave me the frozen peas and then just quietly sniggered as she messaged her friends about he idiot husband...

This is me yesterday...

Stupid old age... :)

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 7:58 pm
by Footy Chick
sorry, but i did giggle just a little :lol:

As I say to all my players, bruising is your friend ;)

Bet you won't be doing that again in a hurry ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Feb 05, 2020 9:13 pm
by Jase
Footy Chick wrote:sorry, but i did giggle just a little [emoji38]

As I say to all my players, bruising is your friend ;)

Bet you won't be doing that again in a hurry ;)
Yeah it was either this topic or things that make you laugh... so laugh away...

Dont worry it might not be a race but no doubt I'll hurt myself doing something else stupid...

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 8:06 am
by Booney
Footy Chick wrote:
Bet you won't be doing that again in a hurry ;)


He won't be doing anything in a hurry for a while.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 10:46 am
by Footy Chick
Jase wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:sorry, but i did giggle just a little [emoji38]

As I say to all my players, bruising is your friend ;)

Bet you won't be doing that again in a hurry ;)
Yeah it was either this topic or things that make you laugh... so laugh away...

Dont worry it might not be a race but no doubt I'll hurt myself doing something else stupid...

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If it's any consolation, I did also say ouch as well, doing one is bad enough but both would be terrible!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Feb 06, 2020 12:26 pm
by MW
I dont think I've ever heard of two hammys going at once...my god