Posted: Thu Mar 05, 2020 12:26 pmPosted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:01 am
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:13 amThe Bedge wrote:Sick of women in particular mothers of young children - my own partner included - who whinge about how out of control kids are, or that they don't listen, or throw tantrums etc etc.
Well how about when they misbehave, you stop whipping your phone out to catch the adorable moment on film to post to social media, and actually discipline the kids.
**** me dead! No wonder they don't listen - everything they do is met with the back of a phone and a stare in amazement.
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:16 amCorona Man wrote:Toothache.... off to the butcher's tomorrow.
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 11:52 amMagellan wrote:Corona Man wrote:Toothache.... off to the butcher's tomorrow.
What time's your appointment?
Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2020 12:56 pmThe Bedge wrote:Sick of women in particular mothers of young children - my own partner included - who whinge about how out of control kids are, or that they don't listen, or throw tantrums etc etc.
Well how about when they misbehave, you stop whipping your phone out to catch the adorable moment on film to post to social media, and actually discipline the kids.
**** me dead! No wonder they don't listen - everything they do is met with the back of a phone and a stare in amazement.
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 11:41 amPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:02 pmSpargo wrote:Our long haired border collie pup, 8 months old.
He got walked twice yesterday. First was 2km along the beach then later let off the lead at the dog park where he ran around for a good hour.
Kids come home from school & play with him for ages, really try & wear him out. Wife goes out & spends more time with him. I get home, feed him and sit out there keeping him company whilst I have a beer. Get up this morning & the little f#cker has dug everywhere. Made a real mess of the garden, lawn & potted plants.
He has plenty of toys to play with & chew on & gets unlimited attention. People say they dig when they’re bored, not sure what else we could’ve done as a family yesterday to keep him entertained.
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:07 pmI raise you a 4 year old pug. **** of a thing wakes up anytime between 2am to 5am scratching on furniture or doors. Same thing run the animal ragged own bed at the foot of ours yet this shit happens daily.... I've had enough, missus has had enough!Spargo wrote:Our long haired border collie pup, 8 months old.
He got walked twice yesterday. First was 2km along the beach then later let off the lead at the dog park where he ran around for a good hour.
Kids come home from school & play with him for ages, really try & wear him out. Wife goes out & spends more time with him. I get home, feed him and sit out there keeping him company whilst I have a beer. Get up this morning & the little f#cker has dug everywhere. Made a real mess of the garden, lawn & potted plants.
He has plenty of toys to play with & chew on & gets unlimited attention. People say they dig when they’re bored, not sure what else we could’ve done as a family yesterday to keep him entertained.
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:09 pmSpargo wrote:Our long haired border collie pup, 8 months old.
He got walked twice yesterday. First was 2km along the beach then later let off the lead at the dog park where he ran around for a good hour.
Kids come home from school & play with him for ages, really try & wear him out. Wife goes out & spends more time with him. I get home, feed him and sit out there keeping him company whilst I have a beer. Get up this morning & the little f#cker has dug everywhere. Made a real mess of the garden, lawn & potted plants.
He has plenty of toys to play with & chew on & gets unlimited attention. People say they dig when they’re bored, not sure what else we could’ve done as a family yesterday to keep him entertained.
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:10 pmamber_fluid wrote:Spargo wrote:Our long haired border collie pup, 8 months old.
He got walked twice yesterday. First was 2km along the beach then later let off the lead at the dog park where he ran around for a good hour.
Kids come home from school & play with him for ages, really try & wear him out. Wife goes out & spends more time with him. I get home, feed him and sit out there keeping him company whilst I have a beer. Get up this morning & the little f#cker has dug everywhere. Made a real mess of the garden, lawn & potted plants.
He has plenty of toys to play with & chew on & gets unlimited attention. People say they dig when they’re bored, not sure what else we could’ve done as a family yesterday to keep him entertained.
Went through this about 12 months ago.
Got expert opinions from everywhere.
Bought different chew toys, tried sprays on furniture and plants etc and other stuff but nothing worked.
He grew out of it eventually thankfully.
Chews the occasional shoe if you leave it lying around still but nothing else.
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:13 pmPosted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:15 pmDutchy wrote:Digging for a new flagpole?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:18 pmCorona Man wrote:Dutchy wrote:Digging for a new flagpole?
Pissing on the existing one?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:20 pm
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:20 pmDutchy wrote:Digging for a new flagpole?
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:23 pmBooney wrote:Corona Man wrote:Dutchy wrote:Digging for a new flagpole?
Pissing on the existing one?
When I find it mate. When I find it.
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 12:47 pm Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 1:59 pmBooney wrote:My pressure is good, but I'll struggle to get up to there.
Won't die wondering though.
Posted: Tue Mar 17, 2020 9:34 pmClimb onto the roof...The Bedge wrote:Booney wrote:My pressure is good, but I'll struggle to get up to there. [emoji38]
Won't die wondering though.
Get creative, piss in a cup and throw it.