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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2021 3:48 pm
by locky801
Hit run drivers sitting in my car on GJ Road and some idiot comes through and takes my mirror off, then sideswipes the car in front and takes off

Caught up with him a few km up the road and denies it all even though his mirror is gone and his white car has blue paint down the side from the other vehicle.

when i left he was going for another drive, to the cells

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2021 3:56 pm
by Footy Chick
locky801 wrote:Hit run drivers sitting in my car on GJ Road and some idiot comes through and takes my mirror off, then sideswipes the car in front and takes off

Caught up with him a few km up the road and denies it all even though his mirror is gone and his white car has blue paint down the side from the other vehicle.

when i left he was going for another drive, to the cells


Sounds like you've had a fun day then... :shock:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2021 4:11 pm
by locky801
Footy Chick wrote:
locky801 wrote:Hit run drivers sitting in my car on GJ Road and some idiot comes through and takes my mirror off, then sideswipes the car in front and takes off

Caught up with him a few km up the road and denies it all even though his mirror is gone and his white car has blue paint down the side from the other vehicle.

when i left he was going for another drive, to the cells


Sounds like you've had a fun day then... :shock:

haha my wife said the same thing :evil:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 10:19 am
by RB
People who pluralise words with an apostrophe.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 10:21 am
by DOC
Give's me the shit's as well.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 10:25 am
by Lightning McQueen
Sorry

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 11:05 am
by Pseudo
RB wrote:People who pluralise words with an apostrophe.


Unless they're childre'n, otherwise they just look like gee'se...

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2021 11:50 am
by Jimmy_041
People who put 's after an s

Jones's :twisted:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 9:37 am
by The Bedge
Second covid shot booked today 9:10.

Arrive 8:30am at the doctors, ring bell for unattended desk, wait 5min and check in.

Sit down.

9:10 - nothing.

9:20 - reception lady walks over tells me I need to fill out form - same form I filled out online.

9:36 - still waiting, now the wait area is full.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 9:39 am
by Dutchy
Thursday night on the piss, waking up this morning and for the 1st 10 mins thought it was Saturday :evil:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 10:05 am
by mighty_tiger_79
Dutchy wrote:Thursday night on the piss, waking up this morning and for the 1st 10 mins thought it was Saturday :evil:

I eagerly await the sage advice given only a week or so ago about this very subject, from @Spargo

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 10:11 am
by Lightning McQueen
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Thursday night on the piss, waking up this morning and for the 1st 10 mins thought it was Saturday :evil:

I eagerly await the sage advice given only a week or so ago about this very subject, from @Spargo

Saint Spargo

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 10:25 am
by Spargo
Dutchy wrote:Thursday night on the piss, waking up this morning and for the 1st 10 mins thought it was Saturday :evil:

Irresponsible behaviour, especially on a week night.
Once again, alcohol a major factor. Disappointing.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 10:26 am
by Booney
Dutchy wrote:Thursday night on the piss, waking up this morning and for the 1st 10 mins thought it was Saturday :evil:


Double ouch.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 11:10 am
by am Bays
Dutchy wrote:Thursday night on the piss, waking up this morning and for the 1st 10 mins thought it was Saturday :evil:


Ring work and tell them you cant come in as you out riding your bike and broke your hip when you fell off... ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 11:12 am
by Jimmy_041
Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Thursday night on the piss, waking up this morning and for the 1st 10 mins thought it was Saturday :evil:


Double ouch.


Went to the Magill Club last night for Sportmans Night for the first time for a long time
Same thing - thought it was Saturday morning until I got my 1st phone call

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 11:14 am
by Lightning McQueen
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Thursday night on the piss, waking up this morning and for the 1st 10 mins thought it was Saturday :evil:


Double ouch.


Went to the Magill Club last night for Sportmans Night for the first time for a long time
Same thing - thought it was Saturday morning until I got my 1st phone call

Was your driver waiting out the front?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 11:25 am
by Brodlach
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Thursday night on the piss, waking up this morning and for the 1st 10 mins thought it was Saturday :evil:


Double ouch.


Went to the Magill Club last night for Sportmans Night for the first time for a long time
Same thing - thought it was Saturday morning until I got my 1st phone call

Was your driver waiting out the front?

Yep

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 1:56 pm
by DOC
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Thursday night on the piss, waking up this morning and for the 1st 10 mins thought it was Saturday :evil:


Double ouch.


Went to the Magill Club last night for Sportmans Night for the first time for a long time
Same thing - thought it was Saturday morning until I got my 1st phone call



Still topless?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2021 3:58 pm
by Jimmy_041
DOC wrote:
Jimmy_041 wrote:
Booney wrote:
Dutchy wrote:Thursday night on the piss, waking up this morning and for the 1st 10 mins thought it was Saturday :evil:


Double ouch.


Went to the Magill Club last night for Sportmans Night for the first time for a long time
Same thing - thought it was Saturday morning until I got my 1st phone call


Still topless?


I didn't know whether to post this:

We were talking with the "raffle girl"
She was lamenting that her fully paid Es had sunk to Cs
She bought them in Qld so I said she could sue the doctor under Australian law
She was very happy with the advice.
Just doing my bit for public service