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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Dec 29, 2021 3:42 pmby am Bays
Corona Man wrote:A Corona shortage…..
Not even one bottle to be found in Dans Mt Barker.
Didn’t realise I had to byo from Victoria.
And you have a crack at me about WED when you drink "sex-in-a-boat"
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted:
Wed Dec 29, 2021 3:50 pmby Corona Man
am Bays wrote:Corona Man wrote:A Corona shortage…..
Not even one bottle to be found in Dans Mt Barker.
Didn’t realise I had to byo from Victoria.
And you have a crack at me about WED when you drink "sex-in-a-boat"
WED = pure shit.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted:
Wed Dec 29, 2021 3:51 pmby am Bays
Corona Man wrote:am Bays wrote:Corona Man wrote:A Corona shortage…..
Not even one bottle to be found in Dans Mt Barker.
Didn’t realise I had to byo from Victoria.
And you have a crack at me about WED when you drink "sex-in-a-boat"
WED = pure shit.
keep adding lemon to make Corona drinkable
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Dec 29, 2021 3:55 pmby Lightning McQueen
am Bays wrote:Corona Man wrote:A Corona shortage…..
Not even one bottle to be found in Dans Mt Barker.
Didn’t realise I had to byo from Victoria.
And you have a crack at me about WED when you drink "sex-in-a-boat"
I'm with you brother!!!!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Dec 29, 2021 6:55 pmby Jim05
Corona Man wrote:A Corona shortage…..
Not even one bottle to be found in Dans Mt Barker.
Didn’t realise I had to byo from Victoria.
With the AdBlue shortage in Australia it seems we have finally found a adequate substitution
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Thu Dec 30, 2021 10:03 amby Jimmy_041
Jim05 wrote:Corona Man wrote:A Corona shortage…..
Not even one bottle to be found in Dans Mt Barker.
Didn’t realise I had to byo from Victoria.
With the AdBlue shortage in Australia it seems we have finally found a adequate substitution
I reckon sauvignon blanc would work just as well
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted:
Thu Dec 30, 2021 11:56 amby Jimmy_041
Did I tell you how much I hate the 365 Excel?
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Thu Dec 30, 2021 12:03 pmby Lightning McQueen
Jimmy_041 wrote:Did I tell you how much I hate the 365 Excel?
I wish it would crash universally and never be seen again.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Thu Dec 30, 2021 9:24 pmby jackpot jim
Can they put Bon Bon on a F******G leash
So F*****G sick of seeing that commercial every 2 minutes !!!!!!!!!
And just to prove that saturated advertising doesn't work, i still have NFI what car they're advertising and if i did i deliberately would never buy it because it's such an irritating F******G commercial.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
Posted:
Fri Dec 31, 2021 8:07 amby Jimmy_041
The ASIC website
All I want is a copy of an effing invoice!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 8:19 amby Lightning McQueen
jackpot jim wrote:Can they put Bon Bon on a F******G leash
So F*****G sick of seeing that commercial every 2 minutes !!!!!!!!!
And just to prove that saturated advertising doesn't work, i still have NFI what car they're advertising and if i did i deliberately would never buy it because it's such an irritating F******G commercial.
Dear me, it's a beautiful advert!!!
I wonder if the missus ever told him what really happened?
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 8:23 amby Lightning McQueen
As if 2021 didn't throw enough at me, Costco donated a bout of food poisoning to me as a parting gift for the year.
It was insane watching my stomach swell up like Fat Bastard and I just couldn't find any way to lay in bed without extreme discomfort, the aircon blowing it's snatch out straight on me at 17 degrees but I was still sweating, 11pm to 3am was spent power chucking and switch hitting on the dunny.
I've made it into work to close off EOM but bed is looking pretty bloody good already.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 8:26 amby Booney
Lightning McQueen wrote:As if 2021 didn't throw enough at me, Costco donated a bout of food poisoning to me as a parting gift for the year.
It was insane watching my stomach swell up like Fat Bastard and I just couldn't find any way to lay in bed without extreme discomfort, the aircon blowing it's snatch out straight on me at 17 degrees but I was still sweating, 11pm to 3am was spent power chucking and switch hitting on the dunny.
I've made it into work to close off EOM but bed is looking pretty bloody good already.
F*ck mate, go home!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 8:32 amby Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:As if 2021 didn't throw enough at me, Costco donated a bout of food poisoning to me as a parting gift for the year.
It was insane watching my stomach swell up like Fat Bastard and I just couldn't find any way to lay in bed without extreme discomfort, the aircon blowing it's snatch out straight on me at 17 degrees but I was still sweating, 11pm to 3am was spent power chucking and switch hitting on the dunny.
I've made it into work to close off EOM but bed is looking pretty bloody good already.
F*ck mate, go home!
I'm waiting for one bit of info to be sent to me and I'm done, some sausage wallet stuffed up last night and has f*****d my day.
There is no one here that can close off.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 9:07 amby Lightning McQueen
Done now, adios everyone, Happy New Year to you all.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 10:35 amby amber_fluid
Lightning McQueen wrote:Done now, adios everyone, Happy New Year to you all.
Happy new year mate.
Hope you get home before you shit yourself!!
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 10:47 amby Brodlach
amber_fluid wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Done now, adios everyone, Happy New Year to you all.
Happy new year mate.
Hope you get home before you shit yourself!!
I don’t, that’ll make me laugh even more
HNY LM
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 10:55 amby Jimmy_041
amber_fluid wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Done now, adios everyone, Happy New Year to you all.
Happy new year mate.
Hope you get home before you shit yourself!!
LQ on the way home
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 11:14 amby Spargo
Brodlach wrote:amber_fluid wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Done now, adios everyone, Happy New Year to you all.
Happy new year mate.
Hope you get home before you shit yourself!!
I don’t, that’ll make me laugh even more
HNY LM
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri Dec 31, 2021 11:15 amby Columbo
Lightning McQueen wrote:Done now, adios everyone, Happy New Year to you all.
Done in by an undercooked Chook?