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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2022 3:38 pm
by Spargo
Armchair expert wrote:
The Bedge wrote:
Armchair expert wrote:I'll be using the Adelaide City Council for their slippery as hell tiles

twinged something in my neck

What you gonna use em for? :D


wtf

mods editing my posts

Its a conspiracy against me

I’ll have a word to Anne tonight…

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:01 pm
by Lightning McQueen
My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:17 pm
by Spargo
Lightning McQueen wrote:My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.

Well you do, it’s just a bit wet…

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:29 pm
by locky801
Day 1 of ISO Least i have the rest of the week and weekend watching footy i guess

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2022 4:35 pm
by amber_fluid
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.

Well you do, it’s just a bit wet…


He’ll get another 12 months out of it when it dries.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2022 7:46 pm
by DOC
Longer if the toilet lolly scent has got in.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Mar 16, 2022 10:35 pm
by Footy Chick
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.

Well you do, it’s just a bit wet…


:lol: :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 9:39 am
by Lightning McQueen
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.

Well you do, it’s just a bit wet…

Only on the outside (if I wear it white side out).

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2022 9:46 am
by Brodlach
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Spargo wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.

Well you do, it’s just a bit wet…

Only on the outside (if I wear it white side out).


Just like your jocks after a couple of days?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 9:11 am
by Wedgie
Jack hammering and other lovely construction noises outside your hotel window at 7.30am. :evil:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 9:41 am
by Vamos
Wedgie wrote:Jack hammering and other lovely construction noises outside your hotel window at 7.30am. :evil:


Take it as a sign to get back on it :D

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 9:46 am
by amber_fluid
Vamos wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Jack hammering and other lovely construction noises outside your hotel window at 7.30am. :evil:


Take it as a sign to get back on it :D


You won’t hear those noises in Adelaide
We don’t build bugger all here

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 10:56 am
by Wedgie
Vamos wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Jack hammering and other lovely construction noises outside your hotel window at 7.30am. :evil:


Take it as a sign to get back on it :D

Good call, I'm now at the MCG sitting under a tree downing a Balter XPA.
Great setup here, band playing, sheepdog demonstrations and lots of bars/food trucks.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat Mar 19, 2022 11:07 am
by mots02
Lightning McQueen wrote:My day just got summed up perfectly.

Had my mask hanging over an ear, somehow dislodged straight into the piss trough.

I now have no mask.


I never pictured you as the fussy type

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun Mar 20, 2022 11:03 am
by Pseudo
Discovering the hard way that there is a nest full of paper wasps in the garden.

Ouch.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 8:22 am
by Dutchy
Pseudo wrote:Discovering the hard way that there is a nest full of paper wasps in the garden.

Ouch.


Same about 2 weeks ago, got bitten on the arm in the front yard, found a nest in a tree last week - google says if you leave them alone they will leave you alone, I must have done something wrong

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 12:12 pm
by Psyber
Dutchy wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Discovering the hard way that there is a nest full of paper wasps in the garden.

Ouch.


Same about 2 weeks ago, got bitten on the arm in the front yard, found a nest in a tree last week - google says if you leave them alone they will leave you alone, I must have done something wrong

Accidentally entered the zone they see as there exclusive home territory??

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 1:09 pm
by Pseudo
Dutchy wrote:
Pseudo wrote:Discovering the hard way that there is a nest full of paper wasps in the garden.

Ouch.


Same about 2 weeks ago, got bitten on the arm in the front yard, found a nest in a tree last week - google says if you leave them alone they will leave you alone, I must have done something wrong

I've since sprayed the bastards with wasp killer. Got a feeling they'll be leaving me alone now. ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Mar 21, 2022 10:34 pm
by The Dark Knight
Sideline warriors at my club(s), guys that don't have the courage and/or ability to get out onto the field to play footy or cricket and give it a crack at any level but love sitting on the sidelines and just flat out abuse the opposition, they seem to think they are comedians.

On Saturday we played Tea Tree Gully in three trial matches. In my trial match in the B grade a TTG player had a shot on goal after the final siren. As he lined up two losers involved with my club were abusing him. He proceeded to kick the goal and then quite rightfully absolutely gave it back to them as did a couple of his team mates that were nearby, I found it quite funny and had no issues with them doing that, the two guys deserved it.

After my game I then went back to our club where our B grade cricket team were playing their Semi final against Sheidow Park. Again there were a couple of sideline warriors a part my club abusing a Sheidow player as he fielded a ball on the boundary.

I've always been very vocal on the field and I love on field banter, having a laugh and getting stuck into the opposition when they make a mistake and celebrating our successes but these spineless knobs that consistently abuse the opposition from the boundary is just such a bad look for my club and it's embarrassing.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2022 5:51 am
by DOC
Very well said TDK.

The toughest blokes at every football match never have boots on.