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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2022 4:17 pm
by amber_fluid
Booney wrote:I love Truro.


Cracking bakery!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2022 4:31 pm
by gazzamagoo
Booney wrote:I love Truro.

Me too.......................because it's on the way to Renmark.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2022 4:36 pm
by Lightning McQueen
amber_fluid wrote:
Booney wrote:I love Truro.


Cracking bakery!

Quite a solid structure when I was last there.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed May 04, 2022 4:37 pm
by Lightning McQueen
tipper wrote:not at all. tongue firmly in cheek. hence the wink

Speaking of Norf, I'm getting bloody thirsty and I need to put my tips in at the pub.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2022 11:30 am
by tipper
Lightning McQueen wrote:
tipper wrote:not at all. tongue firmly in cheek. hence the wink

Speaking of Norf, I'm getting bloody thirsty and I need to put my tips in at the pub.


bugger, i missed this yesterday mate, sorry.

wednesday night is footy training night for the boy, so i rack off early from work to get him there on time (bloody 5pm start time)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2022 12:12 pm
by whufc
Booney wrote:I forgot there's actually a place called Long Plains! :lol:

It wasn't meant to be disparaging to the good folk of Long Plains, it was more emphasising not everyone wishes to live North of Bolivar.


Whats wrong with them then...…… ;)

Country North life is the best.

$300k for a 3 bedroom house with 2 hectares...…..above award wages because they need to attract people out here.

Old fashion community spirit, obsessed with sport and helping one another out, perfect for bringing up a young families.

We don't miss out on anything, we can still buy from any shop you can online, we have cinemas, cafes...shit we can go ever go to a pub that turns into a club once a week.

**** city/suburban life.....never again!! You're all missing out!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2022 12:40 pm
by Lightning McQueen
whufc wrote:
Booney wrote:I forgot there's actually a place called Long Plains! :lol:

It wasn't meant to be disparaging to the good folk of Long Plains, it was more emphasising not everyone wishes to live North of Bolivar.


Whats wrong with them then...…… ;)

Country North life is the best.

$300k for a 3 bedroom house with 2 hectares...…..above award wages because they need to attract people out here.

Old fashion community spirit, obsessed with sport and helping one another out, perfect for bringing up a young families.

We don't miss out on anything, we can still buy from any shop you can online, we have cinemas, cafes...shit we can go ever go to a pub that turns into a club once a week.

**** city/suburban life.....never again!! You're all missing out!


Say G'day to Bob Hatfield for me!!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2022 12:52 pm
by whufc
Lightning McQueen wrote:
whufc wrote:
Booney wrote:I forgot there's actually a place called Long Plains! :lol:

It wasn't meant to be disparaging to the good folk of Long Plains, it was more emphasising not everyone wishes to live North of Bolivar.


Whats wrong with them then...…… ;)

Country North life is the best.

$300k for a 3 bedroom house with 2 hectares...…..above award wages because they need to attract people out here.

Old fashion community spirit, obsessed with sport and helping one another out, perfect for bringing up a young families.

We don't miss out on anything, we can still buy from any shop you can online, we have cinemas, cafes...shit we can go ever go to a pub that turns into a club once a week.

**** city/suburban life.....never again!! You're all missing out!


Say G'day to Bob Hatfield for me!!


My next door neighbour is deadest the character he must of been based on. Looks and all.

You can guarantee once a month he will pull up on his bobcat when im outside and ask if I need anything moved around the property whilst he has it out.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu May 05, 2022 1:33 pm
by Lightning McQueen
whufc wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
Say G'day to Bob Hatfield for me!!


My next door neighbour is deadest the character he must of been based on. Looks and all.

You can guarantee once a month he will pull up on his bobcat when im outside and ask if I need anything moved around the property whilst he has it out.


Roll some crap up in some carpet for next time he asks, say "Yeah mate, can you please bury this down in the back corner?"

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2022 9:18 am
by DOC
About 15 pints of Coopers Dark Ale apparently

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2022 9:50 am
by Lightning McQueen
DOC wrote:About 15 pints of Coopers Dark Ale apparently

Yeah, that would be a successful mission.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2022 11:34 am
by Jimmy_041
DOC wrote:About 15 pints of Coopers Dark Ale apparently


I like the dark ale occasionally

I recently discovered Asahi Super Dry Black

Still prefer a proper Guinness though - Mothers milk

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2022 1:39 pm
by The Ash Man
Flight delays which mean I miss my connection and therefore miss my lads footy game tonight

Bloody QANTAS


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2022 7:57 pm
by Jim05
The Ash Man wrote:Flight delays which mean I miss my connection and therefore miss my lads footy game tonight

Bloody QANTAS


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A few weeks ago on Qantas we were delayed 3hrs, no food loaded for business class and only 2 bottles of wine loaded and served in paper cups. Get to Canberra and our luggage arrived 2 days later. Needless to say that was a good reminder of why most of my domestic flights are with Virgin Australia

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2022 8:04 pm
by Corona Man
Jim05 wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:Flight delays which mean I miss my connection and therefore miss my lads footy game tonight

Bloody QANTAS


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A few weeks ago on Qantas we were delayed 3hrs, no food loaded for business class and only 2 bottles of wine loaded and served in paper cups. Get to Canberra and our luggage arrived 2 days later. Needless to say that was a good reminder of why most of my domestic flights are with Virgin Australia

I was in Perth a month ago, no food other than cheese and crackers in the Qantas Business lounge… then an hour delay for the flight. Flew out of Perth at 1.00am… That’s 4.00am by my body clock!!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2022 8:06 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Corona Man wrote:
Jim05 wrote:
The Ash Man wrote:Flight delays which mean I miss my connection and therefore miss my lads footy game tonight

Bloody QANTAS


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
A few weeks ago on Qantas we were delayed 3hrs, no food loaded for business class and only 2 bottles of wine loaded and served in paper cups. Get to Canberra and our luggage arrived 2 days later. Needless to say that was a good reminder of why most of my domestic flights are with Virgin Australia

I was in Perth a month ago, no food other than cheese and crackers in the Qantas Business lounge… then an hour delay for the flight. Flew out of Perth at 1.00am… That’s 4.00am by my body clock!!
So you weren't looking for cheese and crackers but bacon and eggs?

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2022 8:19 pm
by Corona Man
There was red wine… not great red wine, but sufficient.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sat May 07, 2022 7:50 pm
by Corona Man
The beer choices at Marvel. Great Northern or some craft crap… where’s the Carlton Draught FFS!

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Sun May 08, 2022 8:44 pm
by Booney
@Jimmy_041's dick trying to Facetime me most of Saturday afternoon.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon May 09, 2022 11:20 am
by Jimmy_041
Booney wrote:@Jimmy_041's dick trying to Facetime me most of Saturday afternoon.


Was I smiling?

I know what happened now.
I was at my daughters 30th
My phone was on the bar.
A couple of the girls went through my phone and picked you out to prank you

Not my fault