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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri May 27, 2022 4:05 pmby Lightning McQueen
Jimmy_041 wrote:I dont need to let Mrs Jimmy know where i am anymore.
She just goes into the credit card app and can see where I am and how much I'm spending
I'm not sure thats a good thing but I'll be in trouble if I stop doing it
She'll start asking where I was again
Looking that good doesn't come cheaply hey?
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Fri May 27, 2022 8:03 pmby Corona Man
Lightning McQueen wrote:Jimmy_041 wrote:I dont need to let Mrs Jimmy know where i am anymore.
She just goes into the credit card app and can see where I am and how much I'm spending
I'm not sure thats a good thing but I'll be in trouble if I stop doing it
She'll start asking where I was again
Looking that good doesn't come cheaply hey?
Talking to a customer in NZ last week about the topic of wives…. “I’ve removed that overhead” was his reply. Gold.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Sat May 28, 2022 7:21 amby Jimmy_041
Waking up this early on a Saturday
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Sat May 28, 2022 8:35 amby Brodlach
Jimmy_041 wrote:Waking up this early on a Saturday
Best part of the day Jimmy, especially if the missus is still in bed. So peaceful
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Sat May 28, 2022 6:07 pmby MW
Jimmy_041 wrote:Waking up this early on a Saturday
I was up at 550am but I did have a marathon to go run
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Sat May 28, 2022 6:33 pmby gazzamagoo
MW wrote:Jimmy_041 wrote:Waking up this early on a Saturday
I was up at 550am but I did have a marathon to go run
You didn't miss much
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Sat May 28, 2022 7:22 pmby Corona Man
MW wrote:Jimmy_041 wrote:Waking up this early on a Saturday
I was up at 550am but I did have a marathon to go run
How did you go MW?
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Sat May 28, 2022 8:41 pmby DOC
Let him finish first...
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Sun May 29, 2022 4:58 pmby MW
Corona Man wrote:MW wrote:Jimmy_041 wrote:Waking up this early on a Saturday
I was up at 550am but I did have a marathon to go run
How did you go MW?
Good mate. 5:27 for a 43km course with 1500m of vert through Belair NP and Brownhill Creek and some technical trail and long climbs so overall happy with it.
Winner did it in 3:30...insane
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Sun May 29, 2022 5:12 pmby Armchair expert
Tore something in my ass, painful to sit
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Sun May 29, 2022 5:22 pmby locky801
Armchair expert wrote:Tore something in my ass, painful to sit
Common causes of anal pain include: Anal abscess: An infected cavity caused by a blockage of glands in the anus. Anal fistula: A small tunnel connecting the infected gland in the anus to an opening on the skin around the anus. Anal fissure: Small tear in the lining of the anus, like a paper cut.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Sun May 29, 2022 5:28 pmby Armchair expert
locky801 wrote:Armchair expert wrote:Tore something in my ass, painful to sit
Common causes of anal pain include: Anal abscess: An infected cavity caused by a blockage of glands in the anus. Anal fistula: A small tunnel connecting the infected gland in the anus to an opening on the skin around the anus. Anal fissure: Small tear in the lining of the anus, like a paper cut.
More cheek than hole thankfully
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Mon May 30, 2022 12:41 amby Jimmy_041
locky801 wrote:Armchair expert wrote:Tore something in my ass, painful to sit
Common causes of anal pain include: Anal abscess: An infected cavity caused by a blockage of glands in the anus. Anal fistula: A small tunnel connecting the infected gland in the anus to an opening on the skin around the anus. Anal fissure: Small tear in the lining of the anus, like a paper cut.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Mon May 30, 2022 6:52 amby mighty_tiger_79
Getting soggy shorts, socks, shoes walking into work... gonna be a looooong day
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Mon May 30, 2022 8:43 amby DOC
Shorts? Bloody Hell I feel cold just thinking about that.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Mon May 30, 2022 8:46 amby Spargo
DOC wrote:Shorts? Bloody Hell I feel cold just thinking about that.
Shorts everyday at work, a bit brisk this morning at 4am with the wind & rain coming in off the tarmac…
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Mon May 30, 2022 9:03 amby Brodlach
If you are out on the roads keep an eye out
Police are currently searching for a stolen car with a four month old child in the rear.
The 2009 white Honda Jazz, S619AXE, car was stolen form Fourth Avenue, Klemzig, just after 7.30am, after a man pulled up in a stolen Mazda utility. He is described as being Caucasian, aged in his mid-20s and dark hair.
The stolen Honda was last seen heading towards Windsor Grove.
Anyone who spots the Honda Jazz is asked to call police immediately on 131444.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Mon May 30, 2022 9:16 amby Dutchy
Spargo wrote:DOC wrote:Shorts? Bloody Hell I feel cold just thinking about that.
Shorts everyday at work, a bit brisk this morning at 4am with the wind & rain coming in off the tarmac…
Yeah Im a shorts man at footy training all winter, as long as above the waist is warm Im ok
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Mon May 30, 2022 9:21 amby mighty_tiger_79
Spargo wrote:DOC wrote:Shorts? Bloody Hell I feel cold just thinking about that.
Shorts everyday at work, a bit brisk this morning at 4am with the wind & rain coming in off the tarmac…
Yep, shorts everyday. Nothing like a chilly breeze to feel alive
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Mon May 30, 2022 11:00 amby stan
Brodlach wrote:If you are out on the roads keep an eye out
Police are currently searching for a stolen car with a four month old child in the rear.
The 2009 white Honda Jazz, S619AXE, car was stolen form Fourth Avenue, Klemzig, just after 7.30am, after a man pulled up in a stolen Mazda utility. He is described as being Caucasian, aged in his mid-20s and dark hair.
The stolen Honda was last seen heading towards Windsor Grove.
Anyone who spots the Honda Jazz is asked to call police immediately on 131444.
Yeah this is pretty ******. 4 month old in the car.
Bloody hell.
Plenty of this on the radio, social media and news sites now.