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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Mon Jul 04, 2022 5:42 pmby locky801
third week out of four driving to broken hill for work, then same again next week
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Jul 06, 2022 10:53 amby Booney
Go to Perth they said. It'll be fun they said.
Nobody said I'd bring a head full of COVID back with me! What a shit night that was.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Jul 06, 2022 11:47 amby MW
Booney wrote:Go to Perth they said. It'll be fun they said.
Nobody said I'd bring a head full of COVID back with me! What a shit night that was.
2nd time with the vid?
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Jul 06, 2022 12:00 pmby Booney
Nup, first. Other iso was under close contact rules.
Do not recommend. 0/10.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Jul 06, 2022 2:16 pmby Lightning McQueen
Well there's a first time for everything and unfortunately I got caught out for something I never thought could happen to me.
I noticed my usual dump station had a "do not use" sign on it so I went to the other one, to my horror once I finished the transaction I discovered that it was out of paper.
The cleaner has copped an absolute bollocking on their sheet for them to peruse when they arrive this afternoon, they are industrial sized rolls that last weeks, when they're down under 10% they are meant to remove them from the dispenser and replace them leaving the butt roll to be used manually. Too bad if I was a visitor.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Jul 06, 2022 2:34 pmby heater31
Lightning McQueen wrote:Well there's a first time for everything and unfortunately I got caught out for something I never thought could happen to me.
I noticed my usual dump station had a "do not use" sign on it so I went to the other one, to my horror once I finished the transaction I discovered that it was out of paper.
The cleaner has copped an absolute bollocking on their sheet for them to peruse when they arrive this afternoon, they are industrial sized rolls that last weeks, when they're down under 10% they are meant to remove them from the dispenser and replace them leaving the butt roll to be used manually. Too bad if I was a visitor.
That one time you don't check supply before getting down to business.....
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Jul 06, 2022 2:40 pmby Lightning McQueen
heater31 wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Well there's a first time for everything and unfortunately I got caught out for something I never thought could happen to me.
I noticed my usual dump station had a "do not use" sign on it so I went to the other one, to my horror once I finished the transaction I discovered that it was out of paper.
The cleaner has copped an absolute bollocking on their sheet for them to peruse when they arrive this afternoon, they are industrial sized rolls that last weeks, when they're down under 10% they are meant to remove them from the dispenser and replace them leaving the butt roll to be used manually. Too bad if I was a visitor.
That one time you don't check supply before getting down to business.....
I'm usually very anal.
I remember getting teased by my ex-wife the first time she came to my place as she thought I had an unusually high amount of back up rolls in my toilet along with a current 48 pack and a full one too, at all times. One week later her son got caught short and they needed an emergency trip to Coles for reinforcements, I was smiling like a chesire cat.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Jul 06, 2022 3:29 pmby RB
Lightning McQueen wrote:I remember getting teased by my ex-wife the first time she came to my place as she thought I had an unusually high amount of back up rolls in my toilet along with a current 48 pack and a full one too, at all times.
You can never have too many.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:11 pmby Booney
Going to be a long week, I'm watching hot dog eating competitions on day 1.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:43 pmby Jimmy_041
Lightning McQueen wrote:Well there's a first time for everything and unfortunately I got caught out for something I never thought could happen to me.
I noticed my usual dump station had a "do not use" sign on it so I went to the other one, to my horror once I finished the transaction I discovered that it was out of paper.
The cleaner has copped an absolute bollocking on their sheet for them to peruse when they arrive this afternoon, they are industrial sized rolls that last weeks, when they're down under 10% they are meant to remove them from the dispenser and replace them leaving the butt roll to be used manually. Too bad if I was a visitor.
I got caught badly in a restaurant in Shanghai
I didn't have time to check (if you know what I mean)
Lucky I was wearing boxer shorts not my usual G banger
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:48 pmby Spargo
Jimmy_041 wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Well there's a first time for everything and unfortunately I got caught out for something I never thought could happen to me.
I noticed my usual dump station had a "do not use" sign on it so I went to the other one, to my horror once I finished the transaction I discovered that it was out of paper.
The cleaner has copped an absolute bollocking on their sheet for them to peruse when they arrive this afternoon, they are industrial sized rolls that last weeks, when they're down under 10% they are meant to remove them from the dispenser and replace them leaving the butt roll to be used manually. Too bad if I was a visitor.
I got caught badly in a restaurant in Shanghai
I didn't have time to check (if you know what I mean)
Lucky I was wearing boxer shorts not my usual G banger
I learnt a long time ago to always carry a roll in your golf bag.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Jul 06, 2022 4:55 pmby Booney
Spargo wrote:Jimmy_041 wrote:Lightning McQueen wrote:Well there's a first time for everything and unfortunately I got caught out for something I never thought could happen to me.
I noticed my usual dump station had a "do not use" sign on it so I went to the other one, to my horror once I finished the transaction I discovered that it was out of paper.
The cleaner has copped an absolute bollocking on their sheet for them to peruse when they arrive this afternoon, they are industrial sized rolls that last weeks, when they're down under 10% they are meant to remove them from the dispenser and replace them leaving the butt roll to be used manually. Too bad if I was a visitor.
I got caught badly in a restaurant in Shanghai
I didn't have time to check (if you know what I mean)
Lucky I was wearing boxer shorts not my usual G banger
I learnt a long time ago to always carry a roll in your golf bag.
Car boot, golf bag, boat.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Jul 06, 2022 8:03 pmby Pseudo
A mate of mine was on a tour at a buddhist temple in Thailand when he got the urge. The toilet at the temple was a simple hole in the ground, no water, no paper. The only thing in the toilet besides the hole was a statue of the Buddha.
So he wiped his arse on that.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Jul 06, 2022 8:05 pmby Vamos
Lightning McQueen wrote:Well there's a first time for everything and unfortunately I got caught out for something I never thought could happen to me.
I noticed my usual dump station had a "do not use" sign on it so I went to the other one, to my horror once I finished the transaction I discovered that it was out of paper.
The cleaner has copped an absolute bollocking on their sheet for them to peruse when they arrive this afternoon, they are industrial sized rolls that last weeks, when they're down under 10% they are meant to remove them from the dispenser and replace them leaving the butt roll to be used manually. Too bad if I was a visitor.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Jul 06, 2022 8:14 pmby Spargo
Pseudo wrote:A mate of mine was on a tour at a buddhist temple in Thailand when he got the urge. The toilet at the temple was a simple hole in the ground, no water, no paper. The only thing in the toilet besides the hole was a statue of the Buddha.
So he wiped his arse on that.
I was sitting on a “long drop” one time doing the business & a bloke sat down next to me. Pulled down his strides & a 50 cent piece fell out of his pocket into the pit below. With that he pulled out his wallet, took out a $100 note & dropped it down.
“What the hell did you do that for?” I asked
“I wasn’t going down there just for 50 cents…” he replied
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Jul 06, 2022 8:14 pmby DOC
Pseudo wrote:A mate of mine was on a tour at a buddhist temple in Thailand when he got the urge. The toilet at the temple was a simple hole in the ground, no water, no paper. The only thing in the toilet besides the hole was a statue of the Buddha.
So he wiped his arse on that.
Well Doctor, after I had a poo there was no paper so I was wiping the bot on a statue of Buddha and next thing it was right up there.
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Jul 06, 2022 8:14 pmby Brodlach
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Wed Jul 06, 2022 8:15 pmby Vamos
Pseudo wrote:A mate of mine was on a tour at a buddhist temple in Thailand when he got the urge. The toilet at the temple was a simple hole in the ground, no water, no paper. The only thing in the toilet besides the hole was a statue of the Buddha.
So he wiped his arse on that.
I had the urge at Coles one evening, had to leave a full trolley half way down the aisle and race to the dunny in the precinct. Got to the Mens and it was locked, panic set in, then I seen a beam of light coming from the disabled toilet, thankfully it was open and unoccupied. Went home after that
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:00 amby Lightning McQueen
Spargo wrote:Pseudo wrote:A mate of mine was on a tour at a buddhist temple in Thailand when he got the urge. The toilet at the temple was a simple hole in the ground, no water, no paper. The only thing in the toilet besides the hole was a statue of the Buddha.
So he wiped his arse on that.
I was sitting on a “long drop” one time doing the business & a bloke sat down next to me. Pulled down his strides & a 50 cent piece fell out of his pocket into the pit below. With that he pulled out his wallet, took out a $100 note & dropped it down.
“What the hell did you do that for?” I asked
“I wasn’t going down there just for 50 cents…” he replied
Re: Things that give you the sh1ts
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Thu Jul 07, 2022 9:14 amby Lightning McQueen
A few years back the son and I were at the Odeon cinema in Semaphore when we were both hanging for a wee for the last half an hour of the movie.
As soon as the movie finished we ran downstairs and straight across to the adjacent toilet, I was a bit bewildered that there was no piss trough but considering the age of the building and how desperate I was I just went about my business.
As we made our way to the exit door it clicked as there was a flurry of women and girls walking in, we opened the door and there was my daughter pretty much crying with laughter. We were meant to stick around for a feed and a trip to the beach after that but I just didn't want to be seen anywhere near Semaphore from then on.