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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Sep 09, 2022 9:58 pm
by Pseudo
The $2 Bertie Beetle showbag is now $3.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Wed Sep 14, 2022 3:43 pm
by Armchair expert
Printer ink, absolute scam.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 10:45 am
by Lightning McQueen
Had a car sitting out the front doing FA waiting for my son to get his P's.

Missus borrows it and tells me that the oil light stayed on for her whole journey.

I take the car to a mechanic friend so I can get under it, change the sensor, replace the oil filter and do an oil flush while I'm at it...............light stays on.

I leave the car there as he was going to run some tests on it and try to diagnose it, rings me later to tell me there's no oil pressure and he has no recommendation.

Now I'm left in limbo, did he not check it properly, where do I take it without being taken for a ride as it could be something simple or anywhere up to $2500? The dumb thing is that it sounds fine, it didn't overheat or anything and drove just as well as it always does, that wouldn't happen if there is no oil pressure.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 1:08 pm
by gazzamagoo
Oil pressure pump

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 2:18 pm
by Footy Chick
Lightning McQueen wrote:Had a car sitting out the front doing FA waiting for my son to get his P's.

Missus borrows it and tells me that the oil light stayed on for her whole journey.

I take the car to a mechanic friend so I can get under it, change the sensor, replace the oil filter and do an oil flush while I'm at it...............light stays on.

I leave the car there as he was going to run some tests on it and try to diagnose it, rings me later to tell me there's no oil pressure and he has no recommendation.

Now I'm left in limbo, did he not check it properly, where do I take it without being taken for a ride as it could be something simple or anywhere up to $2500? The dumb thing is that it sounds fine, it didn't overheat or anything and drove just as well as it always does, that wouldn't happen if there is no oil pressure.


You havne't had the car that long?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 2:19 pm
by Footy Chick
Footy Chick wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Had a car sitting out the front doing FA waiting for my son to get his P's.

Missus borrows it and tells me that the oil light stayed on for her whole journey.

I take the car to a mechanic friend so I can get under it, change the sensor, replace the oil filter and do an oil flush while I'm at it...............light stays on.

I leave the car there as he was going to run some tests on it and try to diagnose it, rings me later to tell me there's no oil pressure and he has no recommendation.

Now I'm left in limbo, did he not check it properly, where do I take it without being taken for a ride as it could be something simple or anywhere up to $2500? The dumb thing is that it sounds fine, it didn't overheat or anything and drove just as well as it always does, that wouldn't happen if there is no oil pressure.


You havne't had the car that long?


if its a brand new car, should be under warranty,

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 2:26 pm
by Booney
I'm guessing the new car replaced this one. I doubt he had a new one sitting doing FA waiting for Jnr. ;)

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 2:29 pm
by Lightning McQueen
Booney wrote:I'm guessing the new car replaced this one. I doubt he had a new one sitting doing FA waiting for Jnr. ;)

Correct.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Sep 19, 2022 2:37 pm
by Lightning McQueen
gazzamagoo wrote:Oil pressure pump


More than likely!! Probably glugged up sitting idle and seized, pig of a job.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Thu Sep 22, 2022 1:08 pm
by Jimmy_041
Qantas

ADL - MEL - ADL

$780 or 120,000 points :shock:

%$^# off Joyce

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Fri Sep 23, 2022 10:50 am
by Brodlach
Driving to work today you could tell who worked yesterday and the brain dead drivers who had yesterday off

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 12:45 pm
by mighty_tiger_79
Incompetent managers. They forget I know more about the contract then they do! They can all go and get ******. I'll still be standing when they get the arse... fk em

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 1:16 pm
by Booney
Crawling around pulling bindi out of my lawns, it's gone mental.

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 3:42 pm
by Footy Chick
Booney wrote:Crawling around pulling bindi out of my lawns, it's gone mental.


do you use tweezers for that? :lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 3:48 pm
by Booney
Footy Chick wrote:
Booney wrote:Crawling around pulling bindi out of my lawns, it's gone mental.


do you use tweezers for that? :lol:


:lol:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 3:50 pm
by The Bedge
Local community cricket organisations.

They want everything for nothing.

Got one group who want to become club members because they think they can hire the ground for free
Another group have begged for free use of the grounds/nets because they're just friends who want to play.
Today got an email from a group who hires our nets asking if they can pay per net instead of the $5 p/h booking fee.. yup asking to pay $1.75 per hour.

:roll:

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 4:07 pm
by locky801
People that need to get a life, the amount of whinging and complaining over the Geelong mad Monday get up is ridiculous, personally one of the funniest things i have seen

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 4:13 pm
by Lightning McQueen
locky801 wrote:People that need to get a life, the amount of whinging and complaining over the Geelong mad Monday get up is ridiculous, personally one of the funniest things i have seen

People are complaining?

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 4:23 pm
by locky801
Lightning McQueen wrote:
locky801 wrote:People that need to get a life, the amount of whinging and complaining over the Geelong mad Monday get up is ridiculous, personally one of the funniest things i have seen

People are complaining?


check the fox footy facebook page about it, people going off saying its wrong, its an insult to the sick and elderly, reckon if people stuck in a nursing home saw it they would love it

Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

PostPosted: Mon Sep 26, 2022 6:50 pm
by Keefy
locky801 wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
locky801 wrote:People that need to get a life, the amount of whinging and complaining over the Geelong mad Monday get up is ridiculous, personally one of the funniest things i have seen

People are complaining?


check the fox footy facebook page about it, people going off saying its wrong, its an insult to the sick and elderly, reckon if people stuck in a nursing home saw it they would love it
Unfortunately society is like that now, got nothing better to do with their lives but whinge.

I loved it and Geelong generally do mad Monday bloody well

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