Tiger Woods injued in car crash


Re: Tiger Woods injued in car crash

Postby Jimmy_041 » Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:15 pm

Bum Crack wrote:WHO CARES. HONESTLY!!!!!!!! SO WHAT IF HE WAS GETTING HIS KNOB POLISHED. IT HAPPENS TO THE BEST OF THEM :roll: :roll:



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Did he score Dad's or Mum's genes?
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Re: Tiger Woods injued in car crash

Postby Booney » Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:16 pm

Could there be 18? Just to satisfy the golf purist in some of us?
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Re: Tiger Woods injued in car crash

Postby Choccies » Mon Dec 07, 2009 2:23 pm

I head he will be starring in his own movie - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Girlfriend........
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Re: Tiger Woods injued in car crash

Postby Big Phil » Mon Dec 07, 2009 3:31 pm

Choccies wrote:I head he will be starring in his own movie - Crouching Tiger, Hidden Girlfriend........


I reckon Crashing Tiger, Hidden Girlfriends sounds better Choccies ;)
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Re: Tiger Woods injued in car crash

Postby magpie in the 80's » Tue Dec 08, 2009 5:54 pm

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Re: Tiger Woods injued in car crash

Postby A Mum » Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:05 pm

And then there were 7 :shock:

Somehow don't think she'll be moving back in.
You get what you give....
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Re: Tiger Woods injued in car crash

Postby mal » Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:15 pm

Did he screw Bo Derek as well heez up to 10
And his wife has finally moved out the house

QUESTION
how many more ?
I predict 22
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Re: Tiger Woods injued in car crash

Postby Jimmy_041 » Tue Dec 08, 2009 6:21 pm

He's on the back 9 - up to 10
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Re: Tiger Woods injued in car crash

Postby Booney » Wed Dec 09, 2009 8:02 am

9 holes and he's 1 ( wife ) under.
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Re: Tiger Woods injued in car crash

Postby Jimmy_041 » Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:35 pm

You can all play his game now

Beats putt putt

http://www.break.com/games/tiger-woods-wife-outrun.html
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Re: Tiger Woods injued in car crash

Postby Dogwatcher » Thu Dec 17, 2009 4:10 pm

Good to see the ladies are benefiting, while Tiger is losing.

Got this press release today (spelling mistake in headline not mine):

NEW OFFICAL SPOKESPERSON ANNOUCEMENT:
JAMIE JUNGERS



With a global presence in the four countries, new Australian online auction site BidHere.com today announced Jamie Jungers as its official spokesperson. Renowned mistress to golf’s greatest players, Jamie is hot off the press, often finding herself shopping on BidHere.com for the ultimate gifts so she can avoid the paparazzi.

For celebrities who appreciate their private life, shopping online at BidHere.com is a new alternative minus the fuss. Shoppers can bid for the latest gadgets and luxury items or purchase products outright for unique prices at home.
"For most of us, shopping online this holiday season is a luxury. For Ms. Jungers, however, it is a necessity as her ability to visit stores in search of the perfect gifts has been severely disrupted by the recent media frenzy surrounding her love life," notes Rick Day, CEO of BidHere.com. "We were delighted to hear that Ms. Jungers was a fan of our site and are pleased to welcome her as its newest spokesperson."

"The last couple of weeks have been really crazy. I can't go anywhere without the paparazzi following me. Since I can't go out in public, I decided to do some shopping online and discovered BidHere.com. It is the coolest thing that has happened to me in last couple of weeks and I can't stress enough how much fun this has been," added Ms. Jungers

How BidHere works
Registered users purchase bids at 75c each, with each bid raising the price of the product by 2c. Auctions commence when two or more users have bid on an item and a timer begins a countdown (usually two minutes). If the timer reaches 0 and no new bids have been placed, the last bidder wins the item and pays the final auction price.

Users who have won an auction can either redeem the auction price in bid credits or have the item shipped free of charge. Losers can redeem their bid credits by buying product on BidHere for the RRP, less the number of bids placed.
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Re: Tiger Woods injued in car crash

Postby stun72 » Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:11 pm

Spewing........

Just bought a DVD titled "Tiger, my favourite 18 holes"

Turns out its about bloody golf!!!
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