The new craze.... Planking...

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Re: The new craze.... Planking...

Postby JAS » Wed May 18, 2011 11:54 pm

GWW wrote:
spell_check wrote:People try to outdo each other, that's why these planks in dangerous situations come up. Otherwise, why plank at all? You look like a dickhead to start with, and even more of a dickhead when you place yourself in danger. Of the latter type, I just hope they haven't had any children yet. Or plan to.


I agree spelly. Its all totally ridiculous, and the only beneficiaries of the craze will be the people compiling the Darwin Awards.


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They have nothing between the ears and we all know that nature abhores a vacuum. I'm sure if this craze doesn't get them another, like tombstoning, will. Just hope they don't start to totally dominate the Darwin's. They must save room for the petrol filled strip lights used as lightsabres etc ;)

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Re: The new craze.... Planking...

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu May 19, 2011 9:01 am

GWW wrote:
spell_check wrote:People try to outdo each other, that's why these planks in dangerous situations come up. Otherwise, why plank at all? You look like a dickhead to start with, and even more of a dickhead when you place yourself in danger. Of the latter type, I just hope they haven't had any children yet. Or plan to.


I agree spelly. Its all totally ridiculous, and the only beneficiaries of the craze will be the people compiling the Darwin Awards.


Oh come on, haven't you ever had the sudden urge to have a good plank?? ;)
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Re: The new craze.... Planking...

Postby Media Park » Thu May 19, 2011 9:04 am

Sunrise today says the guy wasn't planking, but car surfing...

Semantics, but a dick either way...
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Postby GWW » Thu May 19, 2011 9:20 am

I think thats what the police labelled it as, probably to try and stop the copycats.
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Re: The new craze.... Planking...

Postby CENTURION » Thu May 19, 2011 10:06 am

Dog_ger wrote:
trev wrote:Even the oldies are catching on.
My 85 yr old next door neighbour has been "Planking"
on his back lawn for three days straight now...


Trev, just go over and say hi mate.

And offer him a free beer... ;)

methinks it's too late, he now has rigor plank.
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Re: The new craze.... Planking...

Postby Drop Bear » Thu May 19, 2011 10:16 am

JAS wrote:
GWW wrote:
spell_check wrote:People try to outdo each other, that's why these planks in dangerous situations come up. Otherwise, why plank at all? You look like a dickhead to start with, and even more of a dickhead when you place yourself in danger. Of the latter type, I just hope they haven't had any children yet. Or plan to.


I agree spelly. Its all totally ridiculous, and the only beneficiaries of the craze will be the people compiling the Darwin Awards.


x3

They have nothing between the ears and we all know that nature abhores a vacuum. I'm sure if this craze doesn't get them another, like tombstoning, will. Just hope they don't start to totally dominate the Darwin's. They must save room for the petrol filled strip lights used as lightsabres etc ;)

Regards
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Re: The new craze.... Planking...

Postby Sojourner » Thu May 19, 2011 7:06 pm

Media Park wrote:Sunrise today says the guy wasn't planking, but car surfing...

Semantics, but a dick either way...


Who is the bigger dick, the car surfer or the clown driving the car? Charges should be laid over it if that is the case.
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Postby GWW » Thu May 19, 2011 7:48 pm

Charges are likely apparently.
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Re: The new craze.... Planking...

Postby rod_rooster » Thu May 19, 2011 7:54 pm

Sojourner wrote:
Media Park wrote:Sunrise today says the guy wasn't planking, but car surfing...

Semantics, but a dick either way...


Who is the bigger dick, the car surfer or the clown driving the car? Charges should be laid over it if that is the case.


They're both equally dicks and charges will and should be laid on both.
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Re: The new craze.... Planking...

Postby Lightning McQueen » Fri May 20, 2011 8:00 am

rod_rooster wrote:
Sojourner wrote:
Media Park wrote:Sunrise today says the guy wasn't planking, but car surfing...

Semantics, but a dick either way...


Who is the bigger dick, the car surfer or the clown driving the car? Charges should be laid over it if that is the case.


They're both equally dicks and charges will and should be laid on both.


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Re: The new craze.... Planking...

Postby CENTURION » Fri May 20, 2011 9:47 am

Woolworths have just sacked several employees for planking on the job.
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Re: The new craze.... Planking...

Postby Zorro » Fri May 20, 2011 11:05 am

CENTURION wrote:Woolworths have just sacked several employees for planking on the job.


Where, in the frozen food section?
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Re: The new craze.... Planking...

Postby MatteeG » Fri May 20, 2011 11:07 am

Pity the poor blokes working in timber retail...
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Re: The new craze.... Planking...

Postby rod_rooster » Fri May 20, 2011 4:10 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
rod_rooster wrote:
Sojourner wrote:
Media Park wrote:Sunrise today says the guy wasn't planking, but car surfing...

Semantics, but a dick either way...


Who is the bigger dick, the car surfer or the clown driving the car? Charges should be laid over it if that is the case.


They're both equally dicks and charges will and should be laid on both.


LOL.


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Re: The new craze.... Planking...

Postby scoob » Fri May 20, 2011 4:17 pm

CENTURION wrote:Woolworths have just sacked several employees for planking on the job.


That's a bit stiff
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Re: The new craze.... Planking...

Postby Pseudo » Fri May 20, 2011 5:07 pm

scoob wrote:
CENTURION wrote:Woolworths have just sacked several employees for planking on the job.


That's a bit stiff

Well it's not a very demanding place to work, they were probably all board...
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Re: The new craze.... Planking...

Postby Drop Bear » Fri May 20, 2011 5:30 pm

Woolworths were probably just upset they were going against the grain.
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Re: The new craze.... Planking...

Postby tigerland09 » Mon May 23, 2011 12:22 am

A 48-year-old Sydney woman has suffered head injuries while demonstrating how to plank, during a discussion about the dangers of the stunt.
The woman fell from a 2m high garden wall after performing the planking demonstration at a friend's house in Kingsford last night.
An unnamed friend of the victims's told Nine News the incident happened during a discussion about the planking craze and its dangers.
"And it was all started with why you don't plank — and look what happened," she said.
The woman was taken to hospital suffering a fractured shoulder, head injuries and loss of consciousness.
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Re: The new craze.... Planking...

Postby Johno6 » Mon May 23, 2011 8:54 am

my mate just sent me photos of himself planking...........naked. :?
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Re: The new craze.... Planking...

Postby OnSong » Mon May 23, 2011 10:22 am

Just found this. Lol
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