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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Tue Oct 01, 2013 11:27 pm

HH3 wrote:Yeah me and my little fella...

She dont reply....I just get a big rolling of the eyes next time I see her :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed Oct 02, 2013 11:14 am

Johno6 wrote:nah its ok, if i wanted to see a tiny dick i would take a piss



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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Blackwhite » Wed Oct 02, 2013 4:12 pm

Phantom Gossiper wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:God I hate stupid fecking hashtags but this is gold:

http://gizmodo.com/justin-timberlake-show-us-how-dumb-we-sound-when-we-use-1382465357

haha so good, last night i couldn't help but going around and "hashtagging" at the end of everything i said! :lol:

Stupid but soo funny coz its stupid



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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dissident » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:07 pm

@Footy Chick
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Oct 02, 2013 5:13 pm

Yeah I am pretty humorous 8)
Don't play games with a girl who can play 'em better...

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:25 pm

This guy cracks me up.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bully » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:53 am

Parked on a busy street , I am sitting waiting here for my first job that is at 830am. Getting a park ôn this street is like winning the lottery . A elderly woman is driving up and down this street. She sees me sitting in my car waiting . She double parks , waiting for me to pull out and drive off thinking I am doing that. She waits ten minutes - beeps the horn , waits another 5 minutes , beeps the horn .

Then she gets out , abuses the shit out of me because I am not moving . I happily say I am waiting here . She continues to abuse me saying that you are not allowed to park , then just sit in your car ???WTF I have paid my ticket for 3 hours , I can wait where I want !

I then tell her to F off . She says - I am going to report you to the council for doing what you are doing :D
Ok then .... What law am I breaking I say
She has no answer
I then say - have a good day
She then says - I am going to ring your company and complain
I stood in front of her and said - I will call the office now if you like ?

She got back in her car , drove off
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:32 am

That's funny, except for the part where you told an old lady to eff off. That poor old duck probably assisted in the war effort by making bullets so your could park your bloody car there. ;)



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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:33 am

bitches be crazy
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:35 am

I was just typing the same thing
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:36 am

Footy Chick wrote:That's funny, except for the part where you told an old lady to eff off. That poor old duck probably assisted in the war effort by making bullets so your could park your bloody car there. ;)



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She would be 80-90 years old if she did. Shouldn't be driving.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:54 am

and your point is?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:05 am

old people shouldn't drive.....


so can I grab a lift off someone home
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:12 am

Bet ya she was driving a BMW or Audi...old bitches in those cars are the worst. They have to earn my respect coz I assume they're all just living off their husbands coin.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Hefty » Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:49 am

Johno6 wrote:women shouldn't drive.....


so can I grab a lift off someone home


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Dissident » Thu Oct 03, 2013 11:58 am

The second you go off at someone is the second you lost the "old person" rights.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:12 pm

Dissident wrote:The second you go off at someone is the second you lost the "old person" rights.


Exactly.

Losing your shit, instead of calmly airing your grievances with someone like an adult, entitles you to nothing, regardless of your age, gender, ethnicity etc.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bully » Fri Oct 04, 2013 2:09 pm

Bully wrote:Parked on a busy street , I am sitting waiting here for my first job that is at 830am. Getting a park ôn this street is like winning the lottery . A elderly woman is driving up and down this street. She sees me sitting in my car waiting . She double parks , waiting for me to pull out and drive off thinking I am doing that. She waits ten minutes - beeps the horn , waits another 5 minutes , beeps the horn .

Then she gets out , abuses the shit out of me because I am not moving . I happily say I am waiting here . She continues to abuse me saying that you are not allowed to park , then just sit in your car ???WTF I have paid my ticket for 3 hours , I can wait where I want !

I then tell her to F off . She says - I am going to report you to the council for doing what you are doing :D
Ok then .... What law am I breaking I say
She has no answer
I then say - have a good day
She then says - I am going to ring your company and complain
I stood in front of her and said - I will call the office now if you like ?

She got back in her car , drove off

So just to follow up in this

The old lady did ring my company and complain. She made up a story that I chased her down the street at threatened her life :D
Bit hard when I have a laptop, and a phone system in my hand when I got out of my car to respond to her abusing me

She then had apparently rung the police and put in a police report about me . That's good , but I have or had a witness to the incident and I responded to the police incident with the witness , and she has since said " I will take this matter no further " to the police ....

All this over me sitting in my car minding my own business waiting to go into the building to start my day .
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby norwood8 » Fri Oct 04, 2013 3:12 pm

Bully wrote:
Bully wrote:Parked on a busy street , I am sitting waiting here for my first job that is at 830am. Getting a park ôn this street is like winning the lottery . A elderly woman is driving up and down this street. She sees me sitting in my car waiting . She double parks , waiting for me to pull out and drive off thinking I am doing that. She waits ten minutes - beeps the horn , waits another 5 minutes , beeps the horn .

Then she gets out , abuses the shit out of me because I am not moving . I happily say I am waiting here . She continues to abuse me saying that you are not allowed to park , then just sit in your car ???WTF I have paid my ticket for 3 hours , I can wait where I want !

I then tell her to F off . She says - I am going to report you to the council for doing what you are doing :D
Ok then .... What law am I breaking I say
She has no answer
I then say - have a good day
She then says - I am going to ring your company and complain
I stood in front of her and said - I will call the office now if you like ?

She got back in her car , drove off

So just to follow up in this

The old lady did ring my company and complain. She made up a story that I chased her down the street at threatened her life :D
Bit hard when I have a laptop, and a phone system in my hand when I got out of my car to respond to her abusing me

She then had apparently rung the police and put in a police report about me . That's good , but I have or had a witness to the incident and I responded to the police incident with the witness , and she has since said " I will take this matter no further " to the police ....

All this over me sitting in my car minding my own business waiting to go into the building to start my day .


Well done mate, alot of old people are starting to build up too much arrogance on the road. An old lady recently reversed into my car and didn't even realise she'd hit me, she then tried the old I don't have to give you any information until my husband comes down and inspects the damage, needless to say she's paying the big bucks to fix a little dent now.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Fri Oct 04, 2013 4:29 pm

Bully wrote:
Bully wrote:Parked on a busy street , I am sitting waiting here for my first job that is at 830am. Getting a park ôn this street is like winning the lottery . A elderly woman is driving up and down this street. She sees me sitting in my car waiting . She double parks , waiting for me to pull out and drive off thinking I am doing that. She waits ten minutes - beeps the horn , waits another 5 minutes , beeps the horn .

Then she gets out , abuses the shit out of me because I am not moving . I happily say I am waiting here . She continues to abuse me saying that you are not allowed to park , then just sit in your car ???WTF I have paid my ticket for 3 hours , I can wait where I want !

I then tell her to F off . She says - I am going to report you to the council for doing what you are doing :D
Ok then .... What law am I breaking I say
She has no answer
I then say - have a good day
She then says - I am going to ring your company and complain
I stood in front of her and said - I will call the office now if you like ?

She got back in her car , drove off

So just to follow up in this

The old lady did ring my company and complain. She made up a story that I chased her down the street at threatened her life :D
Bit hard when I have a laptop, and a phone system in my hand when I got out of my car to respond to her abusing me

She then had apparently rung the police and put in a police report about me . That's good , but I have or had a witness to the incident and I responded to the police incident with the witness , and she has since said " I will take this matter no further " to the police ....

All this over me sitting in my car minding my own business waiting to go into the building to start my day .

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