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Re: Christmas

Postby Squids » Wed Dec 25, 2013 10:39 am

kill me now
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Re: Christmas

Postby Squids » Wed Dec 25, 2013 10:59 am

please

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Re: Christmas

Postby Squids » Wed Dec 25, 2013 11:03 am

read the tide times wrong


today can just end now please
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Re: Christmas

Postby SABRE » Thu Dec 26, 2013 8:31 pm

I hope you’ve all had a better Xmas than me.
Everything was going beautifully on Xmas eve. I was getting nicely full of ‘Xmas Spirit’ and Fort Battle-Axe was being almost nice,
when suddenly everything went wrong. There’s no way I’ll ever try to be romantic again !

You know that old tradition about kissing under the mistletoe? Well, feeling that warm and fuzzy Xmas cheer, I thought,
why not bury the hatchet and give the old girl some of that long forgotten love and attention I’ve been avoiding.

WRONG !

Suddenly I was on the floor in pain after she slapped me across the room with a dynamite left hook !
I ask you, is it really so bad when a bloke has a few drinks and gets his expressions mixed up ?

All I said was …… “Hey Fort, how would you like a big sloppy kiss under the cameltoe?”

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Re: Christmas

Postby beeroclock » Sun Dec 29, 2013 1:04 pm

SABRE wrote:I hope you’ve all had a better Xmas than me.
Everything was going beautifully on Xmas eve. I was getting nicely full of ‘Xmas Spirit’ and Fort Battle-Axe was being almost nice,
when suddenly everything went wrong. There’s no way I’ll ever try to be romantic again !

You know that old tradition about kissing under the mistletoe? Well, feeling that warm and fuzzy Xmas cheer, I thought,
why not bury the hatchet and give the old girl some of that long forgotten love and attention I’ve been avoiding.

WRONG !

Suddenly I was on the floor in pain after she slapped me across the room with a dynamite left hook !
I ask you, is it really so bad when a bloke has a few drinks and gets his expressions mixed up ?

All I said was …… “Hey Fort, how would you like a big sloppy kiss under the cameltoe?”

:cry:
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Re: Christmas

Postby Rik E Boy » Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:54 pm

Great Christmas. The old man passed away and his funeral was on the 23rd. Christmas Eve and one of Mrs REB's so called friends threatens to take us to court over a grand she gave Mrs REB. Merry Christmas love.

The day itself wasn't too bad but glad to be home and getting prepared for court.

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Re: Christmas

Postby valleys07 » Mon Dec 30, 2013 11:04 pm

Rik E Boy wrote:Great Christmas. The old man passed away and his funeral was on the 23rd. Christmas Eve and one of Mrs REB's so called friends threatens to take us to court over a grand she gave Mrs REB. Merry Christmas love.

The day itself wasn't too bad but glad to be home and getting prepared for court.

regards,

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