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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby grant j » Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:12 pm

Jim05 wrote:The new cheesy Holden ads that claim "Holdens will still be here", comedy gold


Got a letter from Holdens today trying to explain their decision.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:18 pm

I just wanna find a nice girl who'll fart on my balls, shit on my chest and stick her whole tongue up my butt...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:40 pm

Magpiespower wrote:I just wanna find a nice girl who'll fart on my balls, shit on my chest and stick her whole tongue up my butt...


So quacking like a duck, and bucking like a horse are optional?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:42 pm

Failed Creation wrote:
Magpiespower wrote:I just wanna find a nice girl who'll fart on my balls, shit on my chest and stick her whole tongue up my butt...


So quacking like a duck, and bucking like a horse are optional?


Pretty much.

The other three are dealbreakers...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:44 pm

Magpiespower wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
Magpiespower wrote:I just wanna find a nice girl who'll fart on my balls, shit on my chest and stick her whole tongue up my butt...


So quacking like a duck, and bucking like a horse are optional?


Pretty much.

The other three are dealbreakers...


Hahaha, I love YouTube gems like that.

I can lose myself for hours trying to find weird videos.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:47 pm

Failed Creation wrote:Hahaha, I love YouTube gems like that.

I can lose myself for hours trying to find weird videos.


I've watched it too many times already!

Can you quack?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:49 pm

Magpiespower wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:Hahaha, I love YouTube gems like that.

I can lose myself for hours trying to find weird videos.


I've watched it too many times already!

Can you quack?


I couldn't stop singing that last night, even after my wife got home.

She was soon annoyed. Well, after the 10000th time... maybe before.

I almost slept alone.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Dec 30, 2013 7:50 pm

There's even a (shitty made) studio version...

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Dec 31, 2013 3:58 pm

People already bitching and moaning they can't get a taxi.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RJM » Wed Jan 01, 2014 9:09 pm

Made the mistake of giving the English burgers at KFC a try. They sucked but that's for another thread.

The monitor showing the orders showed my order as:

POM BGR X 2
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Wed Jan 01, 2014 10:26 pm

The bloke at 10:43 almost made me piss myself...

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby woodublieve12 » Thu Jan 02, 2014 7:50 am

Failed Creation wrote:The bloke at 10:43 almost made me piss myself...


is that Napolean Dynamites older brother???? :shock: :lol:

Also, is that the worst pre match entertainment ever??? :oops:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:00 am

Sitting in what was then known as section V (just to the left of the SOuthern goals, as you look at them from the oval) wearing black shorts and white top.

and it started pouring about 3 minutes before half time :oops:

Everyone piled into the bar early - everyone except this little black duck ;)

Also remember one G.Fiacchi yelling out "show us yer tits" as I was walking into the loos at Alberton later that night. So I did.

Good times 8)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby smac » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:03 am

So you sat in a white top in the rain?

Would have been an unpopular decision...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:05 am

Footy Chick wrote:Also remember one G.Fiacchi yelling out "show us yer tits" as I was walking into the loos at Alberton later that night. So I did.

Good times 8)


You dont have Snapchat by any chance? :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:07 am

smac wrote:So you sat in a white top in the rain?

Would have been an unpopular decision...


today, yes.... but when I was 19?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:08 am

HH3 wrote:
Footy Chick wrote:Also remember one G.Fiacchi yelling out "show us yer tits" as I was walking into the loos at Alberton later that night. So I did.

Good times 8)


You dont have Snapchat by any chance? :lol:


that's the beauty of being young when I was - no internet... no snapchat! :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby smac » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:14 am

Footy Chick wrote:
smac wrote:So you sat in a white top in the rain?

Would have been an unpopular decision...


today, yes.... but when I was 19?
It's called sarcasm, Beryl.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Jan 02, 2014 9:44 am

Sarcasm detector must've dropped off with the website upgrade.

Blame Diss ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Thu Jan 02, 2014 10:05 am

Guess what Im yelling out next time I see you FC? :lol:
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