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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby The Sleeping Giant » Fri Jan 17, 2014 8:33 pm

Geez. I think a round cost $60 tonight. Meh.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Fri Jan 17, 2014 10:31 pm

wind and power lines ... not a good mix
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:25 am

My neighbours deciding that at half past 11 last night that their staircase needed sweeping :shock: :twisted:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Squids » Mon Jan 20, 2014 4:09 pm

Rowey back on 5AA

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby kickinit » Mon Jan 20, 2014 8:43 pm

Squids wrote:Rowey back on 5AA

******* muppett


that's being generous.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wristwatcher » Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:38 pm

I have only just tuned in but is Mark Nicholas hosting the AB medal? If so that shits me :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:52 pm

wristwatcher wrote:I have only just tuned in but is Mark Nicholas hosting the AB medal? If so that shits me :evil:


I don't mind him (I certainly don't love him though), but what shits me is all this 'red carpet' bullshit. The wives and girlfriends aren't bloody celebrities, and shouldn't be treated as such. Just like with the Brownlow Medal. Why are they trying to 'Hollywood' events like this nowadays?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:51 am

to get more females to watch them I guess.

my missus would on watch red carpet stuff and never the brownlow or ab medal

altho she wouldn't really watch the red carpet by choice either.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby wristwatcher » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:54 am

Johno6 wrote:to get more females to watch them I guess.

my missus would on watch red carpet stuff and never the brownlow or ab medal

altho she wouldn't really watch the red carpet by choice either.



she should be watching whatever you tell her she is watching ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 7:59 am

she does.....


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:41 am

On the subject of red carpets, why do people watch awards ceremonies (e.g. the Oscars, Golden Globes) just to see what (or who) celebrities are wearing. Why would anyone give a **** about that?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby valleys07 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:53 am

Failed Creation wrote:On the subject of red carpets, why do people watch awards ceremonies (e.g. the Oscars, Golden Globes) just to see what (or who) celebrities are wearing. Why would anyone give a **** about that?


That IS the point unfortunately. The brownlow now, is more a fashion parade, than a recognition of the best player. Its a shame if you ask me, but on the same token I cant whinge at a bit of cleavage and upper thigh :)- gotta take positives where you can haha
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:23 am

valleys07 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:On the subject of red carpets, why do people watch awards ceremonies (e.g. the Oscars, Golden Globes) just to see what (or who) celebrities are wearing. Why would anyone give a **** about that?


That IS the point unfortunately. The brownlow now, is more a fashion parade, than a recognition of the best player. Its a shame if you ask me, but on the same token I cant whinge at a bit of cleavage and upper thigh :)- gotta take positives where you can haha


It appears as though you've seen a bit more than cleavage and upper thigh lately... :))
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:04 pm

Failed Creation wrote:
valleys07 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:On the subject of red carpets, why do people watch awards ceremonies (e.g. the Oscars, Golden Globes) just to see what (or who) celebrities are wearing. Why would anyone give a **** about that?


That IS the point unfortunately. The brownlow now, is more a fashion parade, than a recognition of the best player. Its a shame if you ask me, but on the same token I cant whinge at a bit of cleavage and upper thigh :)- gotta take positives where you can haha


It appears as though you've seen a bit more than cleavage and upper thigh lately... :))


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby valleys07 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 12:25 pm

Booney wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
valleys07 wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:On the subject of red carpets, why do people watch awards ceremonies (e.g. the Oscars, Golden Globes) just to see what (or who) celebrities are wearing. Why would anyone give a **** about that?


That IS the point unfortunately. The brownlow now, is more a fashion parade, than a recognition of the best player. Its a shame if you ask me, but on the same token I cant whinge at a bit of cleavage and upper thigh :)- gotta take positives where you can haha


It appears as though you've seen a bit more than cleavage and upper thigh lately... :))


In 40 weeks from now he'll take a glimpse of ankle and run with it!!


:lol: :lol:

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Tue Jan 21, 2014 1:59 pm

@valleys07
Prepare yourself for plenty of "don't touch me's", "I'm not even close to being in the mood", "not now, you'll wake the baby" and then there's my personal favourite as she looks in the mirror naked, "YOU F#CKING DID THIS TO ME!!!"

Good luck with that mate :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:01 pm

valleys07 wrote:Spoken from experience Boon?


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby valleys07 » Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:10 pm

Spargo wrote:@valleys07
Prepare yourself for plenty of "don't touch me's", "I'm not even close to being in the mood", "not now, you'll wake the baby" and then there's my personal favourite as she looks in the mirror naked, "YOU F#CKING DID THIS TO ME!!!"

Good luck with that mate :lol:


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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Jan 21, 2014 2:38 pm

Spargo wrote:@valleys07
Prepare yourself for plenty of "don't touch me's", "I'm not even close to being in the mood", "not now, you'll wake the baby" and then there's my personal favourite as she looks in the mirror naked, "YOU F#CKING DID THIS TO ME!!!"

Good luck with that mate :lol:



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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Tue Jan 21, 2014 3:07 pm

valleys07 wrote:
Spargo wrote:@valleys07
Prepare yourself for plenty of "don't touch me's", "I'm not even close to being in the mood", "not now, you'll wake the baby" and then there's my personal favourite as she looks in the mirror naked, "YOU F#CKING DID THIS TO ME!!!"

Good luck with that mate :lol:


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