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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jun 24, 2014 10:30 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby David Brent » Tue Jun 24, 2014 10:58 am

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:24 am

Australian tennis. They're all a bunch of pretenders.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:26 am

Failed Creation wrote:Australian tennis. They're all a bunch of pretenders.


Tennis (full stop)

How can anyone bare to watch it?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:30 am

Booney wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:Australian tennis. They're all a bunch of pretenders.


Tennis (full stop)

How can anyone bare to watch it?


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby helicopterking » Tue Jun 24, 2014 11:35 am

It's very much like Australian Soccer where people accept and applaud mediocre performances.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Phantom Gossiper » Tue Jun 24, 2014 1:55 pm

Just gone to lunch and there was a young lady prob early 20's out the front of work wearing a mini skirt and bending over exposing her horrid taste in undies to the world.. Who the f**k dresses like that in this weather!?!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jun 24, 2014 3:58 pm

Phantom Gossiper wrote:Just gone to lunch and there was a young lady prob early 20's out the front of work wearing a mini skirt and bending over exposing her horrid taste in undies to the world.. Who the f**k dresses like that in this weather!?!


Granny panties?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Phantom Gossiper » Tue Jun 24, 2014 4:07 pm

Failed Creation wrote:
Phantom Gossiper wrote:Just gone to lunch and there was a young lady prob early 20's out the front of work wearing a mini skirt and bending over exposing her horrid taste in undies to the world.. Who the f**k dresses like that in this weather!?!


Granny panties?

No - Leopard print :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby valleys07 » Tue Jun 24, 2014 4:07 pm

Phantom Gossiper wrote:Just gone to lunch and there was a young lady prob early 20's out the front of work wearing a mini skirt and bending over exposing her horrid taste in undies to the world.. Who the f**k dresses like that in this weather!?!


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RustyCage » Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:01 pm

Phantom Gossiper wrote:Just gone to lunch and there was a young lady prob early 20's out the front of work wearing a mini skirt and bending over exposing her horrid taste in undies to the world.. Who the f**k dresses like that in this weather!?!


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:13 pm

Phantom Gossiper wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:
Phantom Gossiper wrote:Just gone to lunch and there was a young lady prob early 20's out the front of work wearing a mini skirt and bending over exposing her horrid taste in undies to the world.. Who the f**k dresses like that in this weather!?!


Granny panties?

No - Leopard print :lol:


How can you have a problem with any of what you wrote?

young lady - good so far
early 20's - bit passed it, but still ok i guess
mini skirt - wouldn't marry her, but id have a look
bending over - still looking, maybe even squinting
undies - any will do
leopard print - if she's not 45 with an Acca-dacca tshirt, its acceptable.

Get your shit together mate! ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Phantom Gossiper » Tue Jun 24, 2014 5:29 pm

Nothing wrong with it, I just couldn't believe it was blowing a gale and freezing and she was wearing what she was! :lol:

Definitely didnt stop me from having a sneaky look - how else you think I know what undies she was wearing :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jun 24, 2014 6:25 pm

Phantom Gossiper wrote:Nothing wrong with it, I just couldn't believe it was blowing a gale and freezing and she was wearing what she was! :lol:

Definitely didnt stop me from having a sneaky look - how else you think I know what undies she was wearing :lol:


We should all be thankful that she has no sense of dressing for the weather, and that Phantom Gossiper was there to be able to recall all the details to us.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RustyCage » Tue Jun 24, 2014 6:26 pm

Young 20s is a bit past it HH3?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Jun 24, 2014 7:35 pm

RustyCage wrote:Young 20s is a bit past it HH3?

Remembering HH3 is only 12 years old himself...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Tue Jun 24, 2014 9:18 pm

Booney wrote:
Failed Creation wrote:Australian tennis. They're all a bunch of pretenders.


Tennis (full stop)

How can anyone bare to watch it?


I don't watch it, but I find that the ladies' games make for a good listen ...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby woodublieve12 » Wed Jun 25, 2014 11:27 am

i love this film but found this very funny...

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:25 pm

I just got back from Woolies (apologies to my FB friends that have heard this)

Some Derro pickpockets a huge dude standing in a line full of women. big dude catches pickpocket by the arm and attempts to wrestle him to the ground, pulling his hoody off him in the process.

pickpocket pulls away and runs away with huge dudes wallet.

Huge dude searches hoody. What does he find?

Pickpockets wallet! :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Phantom Gossiper » Wed Jun 25, 2014 9:37 pm

Footy Chick wrote:I just got back from Woolies (apologies to my FB friends that have heard this)

Some Derro pickpockets a huge dude standing in a line full of women. big dude catches pickpocket by the arm and attempts to wrestle him to the ground, pulling his hoody off him in the process.

pickpocket pulls away and runs away with huge dudes wallet.

Huge dude searches hoody. What does he find?

Pickpockets wallet! :lol:

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh that's a BEEEEEAUTY!!! :lol:
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