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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby valleys07 » Thu Jul 17, 2014 3:26 pm

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heater31 wrote:Well said fisho, bought 6 of them at a service stop on the M1 motorway in the UK last year. Wasn't overly impressed and couldn't understand the fuss.

Certainly won't be lining up for hours for them....


Or 53 hours for that matter.. :shock:


Lining up for anything for that long is ****** up.

Some people have no life whatsoever.


For donuts though FC! For a years supply of ****ing donuts if they were the 1st customer..

Congratulations- enjoy your diabetes.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:44 pm

HH3 wrote:From SA Police News. Are people this fu***d?

Police are investigating an aggravated robbery involving the theft of doughnuts at West Croydon – were you in the area and did you see anything which might assist?

About 9.40pm last night, two teenage boys got into their car on Malcom Street, having just bought six boxes of doughnuts from a business on Port Road, when a man approached them and threatened them with what looked like a knife.
The suspect demanded the victims remain in the car while he opened the rear passenger door and stole the doughnuts before running off. The victims were not physically hurt and the robber did not demand anything else.
The suspect, described as a man of Caucasian appearance, approximately 165cm tall, 16-20 years old, wearing a black hooded jumper and black trackpants, was last seen heading south on Malcolm St.

Police urge anyone with information about the robbery to contact Crime Stoppers


The most fu***d (sic) aspect of that story is that two teenagers purchased six boxes of doughnuts.

SIX BOXES of the blessed things. Between TWO people.

WTF?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Ash Man » Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:13 am

Pseudo wrote:
HH3 wrote:From SA Police News. Are people this fu***d?

Police are investigating an aggravated robbery involving the theft of doughnuts at West Croydon – were you in the area and did you see anything which might assist?

About 9.40pm last night, two teenage boys got into their car on Malcom Street, having just bought six boxes of doughnuts from a business on Port Road, when a man approached them and threatened them with what looked like a knife.
The suspect demanded the victims remain in the car while he opened the rear passenger door and stole the doughnuts before running off. The victims were not physically hurt and the robber did not demand anything else.
The suspect, described as a man of Caucasian appearance, approximately 165cm tall, 16-20 years old, wearing a black hooded jumper and black trackpants, was last seen heading south on Malcolm St.

Police urge anyone with information about the robbery to contact Crime Stoppers


The most fu***d (sic) aspect of that story is that two teenagers purchased six boxes of doughnuts.

SIX BOXES of the blessed things. Between TWO people.

WTF?


One of the kids had just been given an apprenticeship and had bought some for his new boss.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Fri Jul 18, 2014 10:16 am

The Ash Man wrote:
One of the kids had just been given an apprenticeship and had bought some for his new boss.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby fisho mcspaz » Fri Jul 18, 2014 1:27 pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWjw34o9Grc

Some dickhead Liberal senator wore a hi-viz vest today, apparently in support of repealing the mining tax. Scott Ludlam held up a sign saying 'SRSLY' and incurred Cory Bernardi's wrath, whereupon Ludlam just walked out like the queen bitch in Mean Girls while Bernardi was still telling him off. This Senate is better than any reality TV show.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:38 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby woodublieve12 » Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:46 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Ron Burgundy » Fri Jul 18, 2014 2:48 pm

Classic.

Its like every shit sayings picture that attention seeking chicks post on facebook each day.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Magpiespower » Sun Jul 20, 2014 11:38 am

Mick Malthouse media conferences.

"Oh, I'm sorry, do I need to go to confession or something? Have I murdered someone?"

That's gold, Micky! Gold!

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Jul 22, 2014 3:57 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Jul 22, 2014 5:52 pm

This guy has a great attitude.

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Jul 22, 2014 6:39 pm

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Bully » Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:32 am

The fights and robberies at the Krispy Kreme store lol

People lined up at 3am
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:46 am

Krispy kremes seems to be in direct competition with cafe de villis
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Wed Jul 23, 2014 3:32 pm

Seahawks mascot dukes around 49ers fan. He hits the deck and he's so fat his gut takes the brunt :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Jul 23, 2014 3:59 pm

Bully wrote:The fights and robberies at the Krispy Kreme store lol

People lined up at 3am



Even funnier is the fact that the Charles Sturt Council have issued $21,000 in parking fines around KK since it opened 7 days ago.

Well they'll be laughing anyway ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby heater31 » Wed Jul 23, 2014 4:08 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
Bully wrote:The fights and robberies at the Krispy Kreme store lol

People lined up at 3am



Even funnier is the fact that the Charles Sturt Council have issued $21,000 in parking fines around KK since it opened 7 days ago.

Well they'll be laughing anyway ;)


Drove past it today still a line up of cars out onto the road :shock:

Feck me what is the attraction to these average tasting doughnuts :?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby valleys07 » Wed Jul 23, 2014 4:17 pm

Lance Armstrong today tweeted he has lost a duffel bag at an intersection.

A retweet was "don't open the bag, don't send it to the authorities, just return it to Lance"

:lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Failed Creation » Wed Jul 23, 2014 4:46 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:Krispy kremes seems to be in direct competition with cafe de villis


I'd rather Cafe de Vili's, every day of the week.
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