Things that give you the sh1ts

[smac]

Yep, it's all about finding the distractions that work for you. Find more than one or they'll stop working pretty quickly.

For me, kicking the soccer ball/throwing the netball with the kids, if the 45 minutes from office to home doesn't provide me with enough entertainment to forget.

Then as soon as I wind down, the phone rings. At that time, I have a whiskey.

There's a few others I use, but you're better off finding your own.

[The Dark Knight]

The f**king **** at work that consistently leaves burnt cheese/bread on the toasted sandwich press and doesn't clean it off. I use the sandwich press in my lunchroom quite a bit, at least twice a week and I always find burnt bread on it and this is the final straw. I put up an abusive note so I hope the culprit takes note. I'm always kinda late into the lunchroom and I'm pretty certain I know who the culprit is as they seem to get into the lunchroom a little earlier than everyone else, but I can't prove it's them yet. I and others always clean it with a wet paper towel after use and it does the job but d!ckhead who has no respect for his fellow workers decides he doesn't have to clean up his mess. In my note I wrote your mum/missus isn't here to clean up your mess so do it yourself, so I hope they take note.

[The Ash Man]

I finally got sent a new phone by my IT dept after mine was stolen in Bali 3 weeks ago.

Fire it up, go through the setup and it is on SOS only.

The bloody SIM is faulty

Pretty hard to do business without a phone for the 2 weeks I've been back

[dedja]

but the Balinese dude is run off his feet ...

[mickey]

The f**king **** at work that consistently leaves burnt cheese/bread on the toasted sandwich press and doesn't clean it off. I use the sandwich press in my lunchroom quite a bit, at least twice a week and I always find burnt bread on it and this is the final straw. I put up an abusive note so I hope the culprit takes note. I'm always kinda late into the lunchroom and I'm pretty certain I know who the culprit is as they seem to get into the lunchroom a little earlier than everyone else, but I can't prove it's them yet. I and others always clean it with a wet paper towel after use and it does the job but d!ckhead who has no respect for his fellow workers decides he doesn't have to clean up his mess. In my note I wrote your mum/missus isn't here to clean up your mess so do it yourself, so I hope they take note.

Use cctv to catch the person like someone else here did to find who wasn't cleaning up spilt milk

[Spargo]

The f**king **** at work that consistently leaves burnt cheese/bread on the toasted sandwich press and doesn't clean it off. I use the sandwich press in my lunchroom quite a bit, at least twice a week and I always find burnt bread on it and this is the final straw. I put up an abusive note so I hope the culprit takes note. I'm always kinda late into the lunchroom and I'm pretty certain I know who the culprit is as they seem to get into the lunchroom a little earlier than everyone else, but I can't prove it's them yet. I and others always clean it with a wet paper towel after use and it does the job but d!ckhead who has no respect for his fellow workers decides he doesn't have to clean up his mess. In my note I wrote your mum/missus isn't here to clean up your mess so do it yourself, so I hope they take note.

We need updates as things eventuate/escalate here...

[HH3]

I just made the mistake of reading youtube comments....how ******* retarded are people.

There are actually people arguing about what console will be better to play Minecraft on, PS4 or Xbox 1.......anyone that has played it or even knows what it is, should realise how stupid of an argument that is.

[Pseudo]

The f**king **** at work that consistently leaves burnt cheese/bread on the toasted sandwich press and doesn't clean it off.

There is a special corner in hell for these people.

[dedja]

Gumtree scammers and faarkwits ...

[The Dark Knight]

The f**king **** at work that consistently leaves burnt cheese/bread on the toasted sandwich press and doesn't clean it off. I use the sandwich press in my lunchroom quite a bit, at least twice a week and I always find burnt bread on it and this is the final straw. I put up an abusive note so I hope the culprit takes note. I'm always kinda late into the lunchroom and I'm pretty certain I know who the culprit is as they seem to get into the lunchroom a little earlier than everyone else, but I can't prove it's them yet. I and others always clean it with a wet paper towel after use and it does the job but d!ckhead who has no respect for his fellow workers decides he doesn't have to clean up his mess. In my note I wrote your mum/missus isn't here to clean up your mess so do it yourself, so I hope they take note.

We need updates as things eventuate/escalate here...

Well my note was not where I left it this morning and I made sure it was still there at knock off yesterday, cleaners must of threw it out overnight I reckon, FFS. I hope the culprit still saw the note and I guess I will see what happens at lunch today or within the coming days.

[mighty_tiger_79]

just write out another note

down the bottom

PS - Cleaners - do not remove

[Ron Burgundy]

An electricity company.
Been waiting on bills since Feb 2014, so approx 7 months. Havent received. Followed up for a month.
Whats wrong with them. Need the bills to wind up the financial year.

[Hefty]

New Zealanders. Do they all have chromosome abnormalities??

I deal with a few through my work and it's like banging my head against a wall!!

[Booney]

New Zealanders. Do they all have chromosome abnormalities??

I deal with a few through my work and it's like banging my head against a wall!!

Ahh, see, your problem is....you "bing" your "hid" "aginst" a "woll".

Just need to learn the lingo!

[Hefty]

New Zealanders. Do they all have chromosome abnormalities??

I deal with a few through my work and it's like banging my head against a wall!!

Ahh, see, your problem is....you "bing" your "hid" "aginst" a "woll".

Just need to learn the lingo!

Too mich plancton bro!

[The Dark Knight]

just write out another note

down the bottom

PS - Cleaners - do not remove

Well the Sandwich Press is clean so I'm happy. For now.

[heater31]

Office footy tips and my fecking accounts department

They put in a joint ticket this year and have taken out first place (which from my perspective has reduced the total prize pool )

I don't really care about not winning ( I finished top 10 again) but the reduced prize pool, costing genuine entries about $100 from first place. Then to top it off with their gloating has pushed me to tipping point (excuse the pun).

But they better be separate entries next season otherwise I'm forming my own team or all hell will be breaking loose

[mighty_tiger_79]

start recruiting now

perhaps you need to put up a sign about forming a tipping team!

[bennymacca]

Office footy tips and my fecking accounts department

They put in a joint ticket this year and have taken out first place (which from my perspective has reduced the total prize pool )

I don't really care about not winning ( I finished top 10 again) but the reduced prize pool, costing genuine entries about $100 from first place. Then to top it off with their gloating has pushed me to tipping point (excuse the pun).

But they better be separate entries next season otherwise I'm forming my own team or all hell will be breaking loose

since when can 10 people tip better than 1 person?

[heater31]

Since they (5 of them) have decided to gloat against the genuine single entries who have competed in the spirit of the competition.