Things that give you the sh1ts

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Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Sat Sep 13, 2014 11:10 am

heater31 wrote:Since they (5 of them) have decided to gloat against the genuine single entries who have competed in the spirit of the competition.


id put in an official protest

dunno who too, but I would start telling everyone what a load of bullshit it is
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Sat Sep 13, 2014 11:21 am

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:
heater31 wrote:Since they (5 of them) have decided to gloat against the genuine single entries who have competed in the spirit of the competition.


id put in an official protest

dunno who too, but I would start telling everyone what a load of bullshit it is


Don't worry, the campaign for change has already begun. They will learn a valuable lesson here in not to poke the bear :evil:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Sun Sep 14, 2014 9:32 am

No red cans at the G for the prelim next week!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Hefty » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:10 am

On my way to work this morn, a bird decided to unload* what he had for breakfast all over me. Luckily I was wearing my jacket or I would've turned up for work with bird shit all over my shirt. There is shit everywhere though and it stinks like baby chuck.....gonna be a long day!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:11 am

my first day back at work after having 6 and a half weeks off!!!!

i want to go home!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Sep 17, 2014 11:44 am

carey wrote:No red cans at the G for the prelim next week!


If you like cat's piss you'll love VB.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Wed Sep 17, 2014 12:51 pm

Booney wrote:
carey wrote:No red cans at the G for the prelim next week!


If you like cat's piss you'll love VB.


Red tins > VB. We all know that.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Sep 17, 2014 2:51 pm

Hefty wrote:On my way to work this morn, a bird decided to unload* what he had for breakfast all over me. Luckily I was wearing my jacket or I would've turned up for work with bird shit all over my shirt. There is shit everywhere though and it stinks like baby chuck.....gonna be a long day!


That's good luck! Go buy a lotto ticket ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Booney » Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:05 pm

Hefty wrote:On my way to work this morn, a bird decided to unload* what he had for breakfast all over me. Luckily I was wearing my jacket or I would've turned up for work with bird shit all over my shirt. There is shit everywhere though and it stinks like baby chuck.....gonna be a long day!


What do you do when a bird shits on your jacket?

Never take her out again.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Wed Sep 17, 2014 3:08 pm

Booney wrote:
Hefty wrote:On my way to work this morn, a bird decided to unload* what he had for breakfast all over me. Luckily I was wearing my jacket or I would've turned up for work with bird shit all over my shirt. There is shit everywhere though and it stinks like baby chuck.....gonna be a long day!


What do you do when a bird shits on your jacket?

Never take her out again.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MatteeG » Wed Sep 17, 2014 5:04 pm

Hefty wrote:On my way to work this morn, a bird decided to unload* what he had for breakfast all over me. Luckily I was wearing my jacket or I would've turned up for work with bird shit all over my shirt. There is shit everywhere though and it stinks like baby chuck.....gonna be a long day!


Wonder what gave the bird the sh!ts Hefty...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Sorry Dude » Fri Sep 19, 2014 3:47 pm

Starting to feel a cold coming on when I have the City to Bay to run on Sunday! :twisted:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby heater31 » Fri Sep 19, 2014 3:54 pm

Sorry Dude wrote:Starting to feel a cold coming on when I have the City to Bay to run on Sunday! :twisted:


Plenty of fluids and cold and flu medicine and rest. I once recovered from one of these in about 26 hours....I don't know how....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Fri Sep 19, 2014 3:56 pm

A teaspoon full of cement might work too....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Mon Sep 22, 2014 10:29 am

Hot water system shitting itself yesterday!!!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:27 pm

My wife wants to watch that Brownlow red carpet bullshit.

Those kinds of shows would have to be the most irrelevant wastes or air time I've ever seen. Who (and why) would give a **** about what (and who) someone is ******* wearing? Madness..
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:35 pm

My missus's iphone 5 f**king up after the new update. Even factory restoring isnt working and there's not much info available from Apple as to how to fix it. There are a heap of people with the same problem on their forums, but no solution. Ive been sitting here for an hour and a half trying to fix the ******* thing!

@kickinit, you seem to be the Apple guru, got any tips on how to get this piece of **** shit working?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Brodlach » Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:47 pm

Why don't you restore to the previous backup?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:51 pm

HH3 wrote:
@kickinit, you seem to be the Apple guru, got any tips on how to get this piece of **** shit working?


I do...get a samsung :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Mon Sep 22, 2014 7:54 pm

Footy Chick wrote:
HH3 wrote:
@kickinit, you seem to be the Apple guru, got any tips on how to get this piece of **** shit working?


I do...get a samsung :lol:


Yeah I have a Samsung, coz I am not a dummy.

It just restored, started up, I re-set it up as a new phone, went to check messages, and then it ****** up again. :evil:
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