wow... what a great weekend... said no one ever after the weekend i just had... I would like to apologise for zero updates on the weekend.
1. If you recal i mentioned the accomodation we were given was only apparently only 20 minutes. LIES!!!! It was 45 minutes away from the wedding venue... the accomodation was actually pretty good though... So it would have actually made more sense to stay in the city or gawler, not TANUNDA!!!!
2. The ceremony was actually quite nice, so i'll pay that... HOWEVER usually you tell the truth in your vows, NOPE not the bitch. She said and i quote "i will continue to work hard to get the things we want"... LIES!!!! Couldnt hold a job to save her life... Also i quote "i will respect you and treat you the way deserve to be treated"... LIES you treat her and her family like sh#t.... May not have been word for word, but you get the gist. She was sobbing like someone just stole the last donut throughout the ceremony. Whcih i get but it was bloody funny to watch...
The dress was something to behold!!! The big questiion is HOW THE HELL DID SHE GET INTO IT???? Fair bit of overhang.. The best way to describe it would be if you squeeze a marshmellow half way down it and you can see the top half looks like.
* you may think i'm being a bit harsh... Well i personally dont care...*
3. The ceremony finished at 345ish, the reception started at 630pm at the same location!!! Bloody long wait...
4. The brides had very close of friends twin daughters (there family is very close with my in laws. Great people) do there photography, which they volunteered there time. The have zero experience with wedding.. The spaz proceeded to boss them around and talk to them like sh*t... Also i found out later that the spaz had a go at my 2 year old daughter for not getting into the position properly... Very lucky i wasn't there!!!
5. The speeches... Well the brides fathers were great. The grandfather on the spaz's side was excellent too. The mum of the spaz talked a fair bit of SH*T... But tolerable. Before i get onto the disaster which was the bridesmaid speeches on the spaz side. All the people i mentioned above (except my father in law) all had one thing in common in there speeches. That the spaz bought LOTS of guys and girls home with her. So you can pretty much gather what my thoughts on her... Anyways back to the brides speeches on the spaz side... The 2 brides m ade speech (it was joint) which went for roughly 25 minutes, not exaggerating that muchim sure. I had time to go to the toilet, go to the bar finish my beer, get another one and then head to the back of the room to play with my daughter for roughly 5-10 minutes... Unbelievable... I could hand the length if the speech was as poor as this one.
Some of the topics they covered in this speech
* Farting - directed at both brides.. In this speech refered to my sis in laws family and said they aren't surprised why she is like that.
* getting naked - directed at my sis in law...
* getting put on the couch for being annoying - directed at my sis in law
* Also stated that my sis in law has had so much rejection in her life. I'm still baffled by that one considering she has had everything she has wanted in her life. Clear dig at my in laws and my wife.
* Probably the most self loathing speech i have EVER hear for a wedding. Probably not even acceptable at a 21st or 18th.
* I could rattle of several more issues with this speech but i have to do some work today.... ALOT of people were offended. We have it on film, so that is good...
6. The Bar tab only being 1500... lasted an hour and a half. So between the ceremony and the reception then having to pay after the the tab run out it become an expensive night. Not to mention the 320 i dropped on accomodation...
Finishing off.... There was a fair bit more i couldv't added.. It wasn't a horrible day BUT it was awaste of time, waste of $$$ and it was a farce!!!
My wife was being told not to have any alchohol as she sometimes get lippy, and wouldn't have hesitated to get stuck in to the spaz!!! Spewing she is breast geeding ast that would have been gold