Things that give you the sh1ts

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Pseudo » Thu Oct 09, 2014 11:02 am

dedja wrote:I was out at all hours when I was 17, but that was a couple of gazillion years ago. Can't say that I was out stabbing people though.

... except in the horizontal position?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Psyber » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:11 pm

When I was 17 I did occasionally get home after 1am from school dances and suchlike.
My father never noticed but my mother used to worry...
"Didn't the dance finish at 11pm?"
"Maybe."
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Johno6 » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:41 pm

The stupid bitch arse hoe today while out driving
road works ahead so the traffic had to merge from 2 lanes into 1

she was driving right up the guy in front of her cars bumper so she didn't have to let anyone in
wouldn't make eye contact or anything
would speed to make sure no gaps were big enough for anyone to try change into that lane

I wanted to pull her out the car and slap her at the next traffic lights

but instead I just frowned at her

she wont ever be doing that again
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:43 pm

I shake my head AND frown...scares the daylights out of them.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Thu Oct 09, 2014 2:53 pm

HH3 wrote:I shake my head AND frown...scares the daylights out of them.

Your head without being shaken or frowning would scare anyone.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby MW » Thu Oct 09, 2014 3:04 pm

HH3 wrote:I shake my head AND frown...scares the daylights out of them.


Add throwing an arm up in the air and watch the reaction...priceless!
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Oct 09, 2014 3:28 pm

I once yelled at a guy in the Smitty Maccas carpark for cutting me off as I was backing out. He proceed to block me in and then leant out of the car......biiiiiiiiig bikey looking mother****er.

Safe to say I shit my pants.

Now I stick to shaking my head and frowning at small females exclusively
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Oct 09, 2014 3:29 pm

Spargo wrote:
HH3 wrote:I shake my head AND frown...scares the daylights out of them.

Your head without being shaken or frowning would scare anyone.


Scares their pants right off. ;)
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby dedja » Thu Oct 09, 2014 3:32 pm

browneye ... needs skill to keep your hands on the wheel though
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Thu Oct 09, 2014 4:38 pm

dedja wrote:browneye ... needs skill to keep your hands on the wheel though

Got two weeks detention in 1988 for chucking brown-eyes out the back window of the school bus.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby HH3 » Thu Oct 09, 2014 4:49 pm

Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:browneye ... needs skill to keep your hands on the wheel though

Got two weeks detention in 1988 for chucking brown-eyes out the back window of the school bus.


I didn't know they could give 32 year olds detention....
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby smac » Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:25 pm

Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:browneye ... needs skill to keep your hands on the wheel though

Got two weeks detention in 1988 for chucking brown-eyes out the back window of the school bus.

Who drove the bus while you were in detention?
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Thu Oct 09, 2014 6:45 pm

Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:browneye ... needs skill to keep your hands on the wheel though

Got two weeks detention in 1988 for chucking brown-eyes out the back window of the school bus.



My best mate and I got one day detention (my only ever one) for playing chicken with buses on Wakefield St.

As it so happens, my brother was born on the day we were supposed to do said detention (15/3/88), which means I got out of it. She did detention on her own.

She never forgave me for it either :lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Spargo » Thu Oct 09, 2014 8:31 pm

smac wrote:
Spargo wrote:
dedja wrote:browneye ... needs skill to keep your hands on the wheel though

Got two weeks detention in 1988 for chucking brown-eyes out the back window of the school bus.

Who drove the bus while you were in detention?

:lol:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby carey » Mon Oct 13, 2014 8:43 pm

Dancing with the stars. :twisted:
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Jase » Mon Oct 13, 2014 9:57 pm

Having been diagnosed with compartment syndrome in my lower left leg... I have been looking at the surgical treatment... a leg fasciotomy. ..

Faaaarrrrkkkk no thanks

Erm looks like the rest option and not running anymore is the winner...
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby woodublieve12 » Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:53 am

people who wear head phones and think the people around them need to hear the music too..
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Oct 14, 2014 8:28 am

waking up to Coldplay on the radio this morning AND copping the freight train on the way to work.

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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby Failed Creation » Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:06 am

Footy Chick wrote:waking up to Coldplay on the radio this morning AND copping the freight train on the way to work.

There is no God.


Amen to that, although I don't mind freight trains.
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Re: Things that give you the sh1ts

Postby bennymacca » Tue Oct 14, 2014 9:28 am

Footy Chick wrote:waking up to Coldplay on the radio this morning AND copping the freight train on the way to work.

There is no God.


unless it was their first album, which is insanely good.
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