Things that give you the sh1ts

[nuggety goodness]

Payroll

Now into my 4th week of my new job and have just been paid for my first week. There have been two paydays since i started and multiple people chasing it up but nothing still
Every excuse under the sun as to why i havent been paid and manual payments can only be done Tuesdays and Fridays... makes Chrissie a little tough and they 'presume' my pay will go in on saturday after 3 other failed presumptions... not cool

[mighty_tiger_79]

I feel your pain

I have payroll issues with a company I left 2 months ago about annual leave loading

time to get the professionals in!

[Footy Chick]

Hired goons?

[saintal]

Payroll

Now into my 4th week of my new job and have just been paid for my first week. There have been two paydays since i started and multiple people chasing it up but nothing still
Every excuse under the sun as to why i havent been paid and manual payments can only be done Tuesdays and Fridays... makes Chrissie a little tough and they 'presume' my pay will go in on saturday after 3 other failed presumptions... not cool

Sounds like government/shared services. Have colleagues who have waited 6 months to have their leave entitlements transferred from another department.

[RustyCage]

Getting a phone call from "the computer maintenance department" asking me questions about my computer and how they say it's not working properly.

Yep, sure ma'am....

[Footy Chick]

sounds like it's been going around today - the girl that sits next to me here got same phone call.

[RustyCage]

Dealing with a florist. Guaranteed next day delivery, unless they don't have any flowers even remotely similar to the ones you ordered, and then they won't get into contact with you until after 2:30 and only via email

[mighty_tiger_79]

you need a better florist!

[nuggety goodness]

Payroll

Now into my 4th week of my new job and have just been paid for my first week. There have been two paydays since i started and multiple people chasing it up but nothing still
Every excuse under the sun as to why i havent been paid and manual payments can only be done Tuesdays and Fridays... makes Chrissie a little tough and they 'presume' my pay will go in on saturday after 3 other failed presumptions... not cool

Sounds like government/shared services. Have colleagues who have waited 6 months to have their leave entitlements transferred from another department.

You got it, a department that really has no clue...

[RustyCage]

you need a better florist!

It's not my area of expertise haha

[The Dark Knight]

James Brayshaw

[Pseudo]

Dealing with a florist. Guaranteed next day delivery, unless they don't have any flowers even remotely similar to the ones you ordered, and then they won't get into contact with you until after 2:30 and only via email

Not a nationwide florist is it? I imagine there is a fair demand for flowers in an eastern state at the moment...

[HH3]

The bloody toilet etiquette at my workplace....

Someone has finished the toilet roll, left it on the holder, opened a new roll and left that on the sink. That roll is half used.....

Just change the roll for **** sakes!

[RustyCage]

Dealing with a florist. Guaranteed next day delivery, unless they don't have any flowers even remotely similar to the ones you ordered, and then they won't get into contact with you until after 2:30 and only via email

Not a nationwide florist is it? I imagine there is a fair demand for flowers in an eastern state at the moment...

No it's just a little one in Berri

[Booney]

Dealing with a florist. Guaranteed next day delivery, unless they don't have any flowers even remotely similar to the ones you ordered, and then they won't get into contact with you until after 2:30 and only via email

Not a nationwide florist is it? I imagine there is a fair demand for flowers in an eastern state at the moment...

No it's just a little one in Berri

Why don't you get @Bum Crack to go and sort them out?

[Jase]

Rajon Rondo to the Mavs... this hurts my heart...

[heater31]

Booking clients for meetings then they don't show up on time.....30 minutes and counting.

[Ron Burgundy]

Dealing with a florist. Guaranteed next day delivery, unless they don't have any flowers even remotely similar to the ones you ordered, and then they won't get into contact with you until after 2:30 and only via email

Not a nationwide florist is it? I imagine there is a fair demand for flowers in an eastern state at the moment...

No it's just a little one in Berri

Why don't you get @Bum Crack to go and sort them out?

They are all a bit slow in Berri.

[carey]

Ian Healy

[carey]

And being sick on my Xmas show day and Jimmy Barnes tonight.

My seats were 3rd row from the front, I've just had to sell them to a mate

Spewing (Literally)