Things that make you laugh

[Q.]

Not in the same boat...excuse the pun

[Footy Chick]

the fact that police use pepper spray to stop assault. Oh the irony!

*tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.....

[HH3]

the fact that police use pepper spray to stop assault. Oh the irony! [emoji38]

*tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.....

Wow! (again)

[The Ash Man]

Selling my car and getting emails from overseas asking if it's still for sale. The good old PayPal scam is alive and well

[shoe boy]

Listening to the pope and his merry men preaching .

[Failed Creation]

This would pretty much be my answer...

[Spargo]

Just got into an empty lift that someone had left a fart in, and it was pretty rank.
Attractive, late 20's secretary type gets in the next floor up - she too gets hit in the face with the poo bat. I could literally see the colour draining from her face as she held her hand over her nose/mouth. One more floor and I reckon she would've barfed there & then.
I was trying not to laugh too much to be able to get out the words "it wasn't me".

[mighty_tiger_79]

the production company of Dallas Buyers Club chasing people for illegal downloading

[am Bays]

the production company of Dallas Buyers Club chasing people for illegal downloading

They're just going after a certain "market".....

[mighty_tiger_79]

Pyne referring to an article from the Cairns Times to help with some claim on the ABC radio this morning. ......
Clearly the major papers found it unnecessary to publish whatever it was

[Booney]

*Warning - Graphic "sound"*

Weightlifter pops quad off the bone doing a squat.

http://wwos.ninemsn.com.au/glanceview/486726/weightlifters-quads-pop-off-the-bone.glance

@Q.

[Q.]

Oh sweet jesus.

That is a ridiculous amount of weight that he never once looked comfortable with in that 'lift'.

[RustyCage]

Video store in Renmark does Betamax to VHS transfers. I'm sure there's a huge demand for that service!

[Spargo]

Video store in Renmark does Betamax to VHS transfers. I'm sure there's a huge demand for that service!

What's a video store?

[Booney]

Asking a customer to give me an "exact accurate measurement" of an item he wants to replace with a new one.

I get :

"I can confirm it is exactly 8 inches or 204mm"

8 inches, when did I walk in to 1966?

[MW]

Asking a customer to give me an "exact accurate measurement" of an item he wants to replace with a new one.

I get :

"I can confirm it is exactly 8 inches or 204mm"

8 inches, when did I walk in to 1966?

His 'exact' measurement is wrong
8" is 203.2mm

[Booney]

Asking a customer to give me an "exact accurate measurement" of an item he wants to replace with a new one.

I get :

"I can confirm it is exactly 8 inches or 204mm"

8 inches, when did I walk in to 1966?

His 'exact' measurement is wrong
8" is 203.2mm

[heater31]

8 inches, when did I walk in to 1966?

Building industry didn't go metric until the early 70's Boon

[Booney]

8 inches, when did I walk in to 1966?

Building industry didn't go metric until the early 70's Boon

Oh, my bad. He's only 45 years behind, not the 50 I thought....

[RustyCage]

Probably disappointed the missus with his incorrect measurement too