Things that you rate!

[woodublieve12]

SYMPTOMS
You have Man Flu if you are a man and have one or more of the following symptoms:
– a sore throat… kinda tickley… not too severe… an increase in soreness is most likely tonsillitis or cancer
– feeling slightly warmer than usual, this still persists after one layer of clothing has been removed
– a snuffly/runny nose or semi-blocked nose (approximately 75%-80% blockage factor)
– a cough… ANY kind of cough
– your general sunny disposition is covered over by grey clouds
– you lie in bed and think of better days
– aloe vera tissues feel rough and sandpaper like
– you lose all motivation to cover your mouth when cough or sneezing

TREATMENT
Man Flu is difficult to treat, peoples’ recovery rates differ based on several factors the best thing to do is:
– do not down play the severity of this illness, turning a blind eye will only lead to further complications i.e. more whinging
– attend to every need of the sick one
– acknowledge that it is the end of the world e.g. ‘you’re probably not gonna make it’, ‘you will most likely die’, ‘i’d much rather have cancer’
– the man knows best as to what is going to help him get better, whether it be a twin pole, cold beverages, watching TV all day or going to the gym… man ALWAYS knows best!…
– sometimes it may get worse before getting better, this is normal, especially if the man tries ‘different’ methods to get better, BUT it is all part of the road to recovery
– take time off work

PREVENTION
– Prophylactic sick days are recommended… Taking 1 day off work when you have minor symptoms will mean not having to take off weeks like our female counterparts…
– Regular intake of vitamin C and echinacia
– Plenty of rest
– Do not believe what women have to say about Man Flu… it is real!…

[Lightning McQueen]

There's no "woman flu" because they whinge all the bloody time.

We just cop flak for whinging one week a year when our immune system is being attacked by a deadly disease....that could kill us all.

well said Sir!!!

If it was not such a debilitating affliction why did my work call in every male on Monday and give them a paid flu shot.

To all the brave fearless men out there I salute you.

For those about to shot!
We salute you.

[woodublieve12]

ANZAC Day...

[Brodlach]

Dawn Service

Huge numbers where I was

[mighty_tiger_79]

Dawn Service

Huge numbers where I was

Yep same down here

[wristwatcher]

Dawn Service

Huge numbers where I was

Yep same down here

Thousands at Payneham.

For one day a year some of my faith in humanity is restored. Probably a fair assumption that the 2% of society that make me question our species were probably asleep.

[Johno6]

Having an RDO next Monday... pew pew

[Spargo]

Having an RDO next Monday... pew pew

He's alive!!!

[Johno6]

You cant' keep a good man down..... or me

[Spargo]

You cant' keep a good man down..... or me

Speaking of men going down, how was the honeymoon?

[Brodlach]

You cant' keep a good man down..... or me

Speaking of men going down, how was the honeymoon?

He didnt go down, HH3 didnt travel with them

[Johno6]

I didn't go down, but HH3 did when I got back.

Honey moon was insane

very depressing to be back in Adelaide and back at work.

did so much shit, would love to do it all again

on a side note, any young single aussie males go to vegas with a bunch of mates.

[HH3]

It was more of a head-to-toe deal if I remember correctly

[Johno6]

I just remember being the big spoon

[woodublieve12]

I didn't go down, but HH3 did when I got back.

Honey moon was insane

very depressing to be back in Adelaide and back at work.

did so much shit, would love to do it all again

on a side note, any young single aussie males go to vegas with a bunch of mates.

agreed...

[Lightning McQueen]

I didn't go down, but HH3 did when I got back.

Honey moon was insane

very depressing to be back in Adelaide and back at work.

did so much shit, would love to do it all again

on a side note, any young single aussie males go to vegas with a bunch of mates.

I was meant to be heading over in July with a dozen others, they were all chicks though so I gave it a miss.

[Johno6]

I would've prob still gone.

[Lightning McQueen]

I would've prob still gone.

Yeah, I probably would've came back married or torn my ears off.

[Spargo]

I would've prob still gone.

Yeah, I probably would've came back married or torn my ears off.

One invariably follows the other.

[Lightning McQueen]

Having a chat with the 2nd richest woman in Australia and appreciating how down to earth she is.