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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Tue May 19, 2015 5:51 pm

Helping a group of year 1's at Auskick tonight and noticed there was one lad wearing a Centrals top. Tackle bags came out and this little fella left everyone for dead. Must be something about those guernseys lol
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue May 19, 2015 8:31 pm

I was reminded this evening of a drop kick cousin of mine and one of his finest pieces of work.

My aunty and uncle's house was broken into years ago and their VCR and some money was stolen, after some investigation my aunty rang my cousin and said "Hey *****, come here and bring our bloody VCR back with you please!"
"I don't know what you're on about?" was his reply
"We know you took it, you left your bloody smokes and lighter on the kitchen table"

Lucky he hadn't had time to pawn it yet.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby woodublieve12 » Wed May 20, 2015 12:55 pm

unsure why i found this very amusing.. but i did, feel free to remove it if you are offended...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Wed May 20, 2015 12:59 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:I was reminded this evening of a drop kick cousin of mine and one of his finest pieces of work.

My aunty and uncle's house was broken into years ago and their VCR and some money was stolen, after some investigation my aunty rang my cousin and said "Hey *****, come here and bring our bloody VCR back with you please!"
"I don't know what you're on about?" was his reply
"We know you took it, you left your bloody smokes and lighter on the kitchen table"

Lucky he hadn't had time to pawn it yet.


Reminds me of a bloke a mate of mine knew, who got done for a robbery. They caught this bloke pretty quickly because his getaway car had a 4 sale notice on it with his phone number.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed May 20, 2015 2:12 pm

JK wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I was reminded this evening of a drop kick cousin of mine and one of his finest pieces of work.

My aunty and uncle's house was broken into years ago and their VCR and some money was stolen, after some investigation my aunty rang my cousin and said "Hey *****, come here and bring our bloody VCR back with you please!"
"I don't know what you're on about?" was his reply
"We know you took it, you left your bloody smokes and lighter on the kitchen table"

Lucky he hadn't had time to pawn it yet.


Reminds me of a bloke a mate of mine knew, who got done for a robbery. They caught this bloke pretty quickly because his getaway car had a 4 sale notice on it with his phone number.

Probably the same idiot, from the western burbs.

That reminds me of when SA first introduced the red light camera's, some stemhead thought he'd take the rego plates off his car and go through a heap of them, he forgot to remove his for sale sign though.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Wed May 20, 2015 2:36 pm

A request to cancel a policy, which normally isn't funny, in fact it's quite boring, however in this instance, someone in the office had accidentally flagged him as dead, thankfully he found the funny side of it when I suggested that he wasn't with us anymore :lol:

He was an old guy too :shock:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Wed May 20, 2015 2:39 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
JK wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I was reminded this evening of a drop kick cousin of mine and one of his finest pieces of work.

My aunty and uncle's house was broken into years ago and their VCR and some money was stolen, after some investigation my aunty rang my cousin and said "Hey *****, come here and bring our bloody VCR back with you please!"
"I don't know what you're on about?" was his reply
"We know you took it, you left your bloody smokes and lighter on the kitchen table"

Lucky he hadn't had time to pawn it yet.


Reminds me of a bloke a mate of mine knew, who got done for a robbery. They caught this bloke pretty quickly because his getaway car had a 4 sale notice on it with his phone number.

Probably the same idiot, from the western burbs.


LOL very possibly the same bloke, you got the side of town right
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed May 20, 2015 2:53 pm

not nice to speak of booney whilst he is away
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Wed May 20, 2015 3:09 pm

JK wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:
JK wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:I was reminded this evening of a drop kick cousin of mine and one of his finest pieces of work.

My aunty and uncle's house was broken into years ago and their VCR and some money was stolen, after some investigation my aunty rang my cousin and said "Hey *****, come here and bring our bloody VCR back with you please!"
"I don't know what you're on about?" was his reply
"We know you took it, you left your bloody smokes and lighter on the kitchen table"

Lucky he hadn't had time to pawn it yet.


Reminds me of a bloke a mate of mine knew, who got done for a robbery. They caught this bloke pretty quickly because his getaway car had a 4 sale notice on it with his phone number.

Probably the same idiot, from the western burbs.


LOL very possibly the same bloke, you got the side of town right


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Ash Man » Fri May 22, 2015 6:35 pm

I know a guy who robbed a servo in a stolen car and dropped his wallet in the boot when dumping the car.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Wed May 27, 2015 10:41 am

Be warned lads, you'd better wear condoms on your fingers:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Wed May 27, 2015 11:14 am

Pseudo wrote:Be warned lads, you'd better wear condoms on your fingers:

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/tv ... 7370529810


so muslims will have 8 pregnant fingers, what about the thumbs???? or do they get left out and vilified??

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu May 28, 2015 1:37 pm

Dude leading our work footy tips hasn't paid his $25 despite being asked every day and saying it's in his car and he'll grab it during the day.
It was meant to be paid prior to the season but because we get paid monthly the sheila running it gave us until our next pay.

She told the dude this morning that if he hasn't paid it by the end of today he's getting booted out of it, his reply "ok then, just remove me, I'm not fussed".

He's 2 points clear.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu May 28, 2015 1:42 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:Dude leading our work footy tips hasn't paid his $25 despite being asked every day and saying it's in his car and he'll grab it during the day.
It was meant to be paid prior to the season but because we get paid monthly the sheila running it gave us until our next pay.

She told the dude this morning that if he hasn't paid it by the end of today he's getting booted out of it, his reply "ok then, just remove me, I'm not fussed".

He's 2 points clear.


14 rounds to go, he could be 15 behind by then....
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu May 28, 2015 1:43 pm

Booney wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:Dude leading our work footy tips hasn't paid his $25 despite being asked every day and saying it's in his car and he'll grab it during the day.
It was meant to be paid prior to the season but because we get paid monthly the sheila running it gave us until our next pay.

She told the dude this morning that if he hasn't paid it by the end of today he's getting booted out of it, his reply "ok then, just remove me, I'm not fussed".

He's 2 points clear.


14 rounds to go, he could be 15 behind by then....


Yeah, but for the sake of $25 why would you want to look like a dickhead that couldn't pay? And it's not hard to maintain a lead once you become the hunted.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu May 28, 2015 2:40 pm

whats first prize??
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Thu May 28, 2015 2:50 pm

mighty_tiger_79 wrote:whats first prize??


Not sure, $25 each, 26 entrants, I'd be thinking $350 to $400 for first prize at a guess.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Thu May 28, 2015 3:00 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:
mighty_tiger_79 wrote:whats first prize??


Not sure, $25 each, 26 entrants, I'd be thinking $350 to $400 for first prize at a guess.



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