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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby am Bays » Fri Jun 26, 2015 3:05 pm

Let that be a lesson to you Port, no one beats the Bays five times in a row in a GF and gets away with it!!!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby fisho mcspaz » Sun Jun 28, 2015 7:06 pm

I know it's childish but I cracked up watching this :D

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:47 am

A conversation I've just had with a customer this morning.He's got about the thickest Scottish accent I've ever encountered.

I'm pretty sure he's just been saying vowels at me"Aaaa","Aye", "Oooo", "Uuuu", "Eh?"

Can I buy a consonant? :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby heater31 » Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:59 am

Booney wrote:A conversation I've just had with a customer this morning.He's got about the thickest Scottish accent I've ever encountered.

I'm pretty sure he's just been saying vowels at me"Aaaa","Aye", "Oooo", "Uuuu", "Eh?"

Can I buy a consonant? [emoji38]

Feck, I'm off to Scotland in a few weeks this should be good :shock:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby bennymacca » Thu Jul 02, 2015 9:20 am

I went to scotland two years ago as part of my Europe holiday.

My favourite memory was going to find a laundromat. Two of the nicest people I have ever met ran it, but I literally had no idea what they were saying. The lady I could understand a tiny bit, but I had a 3 minute conversation with the bloke where all I did was smile and laugh whenever he paused for a second. He must have been telling a great story because he thought it was hilarious and he patted me on the back at one point. Seriously didn't catch a single word, he could have been speaking Gaelic for all I knew
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Thu Jul 02, 2015 4:03 pm

The forecast for London today :

"Sunny, exceptionally hot 35°"

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby nuggety goodness » Fri Jul 03, 2015 9:24 am

Had a laugh with a friend last night about the whole gay marriage stuff (lets not get started with that)

The thought was why not create a new act that gives all the same rights as marriage but have it specifically for LGBT people (considering they have distinguished themselves i dont see this as an issue). If that happened then there wpuld also need to be a new name for it and he came out with something that isnt worth repeating but theb it dawned on me, they can get Garried... quite simple really...

His name is Garry. He hated it!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby bennymacca » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:44 am

Who has distinguished what now?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby cennals05 » Fri Jul 03, 2015 11:12 am

nuggety goodness wrote:Had a laugh with a friend last night about the whole gay marriage stuff (lets not get started with that)

The thought was why not create a new act that gives all the same rights as marriage but have it specifically for LGBT people (considering they have distinguished themselves i dont see this as an issue). If that happened then there wpuld also need to be a new name for it and he came out with something that isnt worth repeating but theb it dawned on me, they can get Garried... quite simple really...

His name is Garry. He hated it!


I am failing to see how they have distinguished themselves.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Fri Jul 03, 2015 11:29 am

The whole point is to treat them the SAME as everyone else, not distinguish them.

You've missed the point entirely.

I respect people that enjoy sex with the same gender more than I respect people who vilify and look down on people just because they don't believe the same fairy tale as them.

Why don't we just call it marriage, and leave it at that. If you guys have a problem with it, change your word for it.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby nuggety goodness » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:00 pm

cennals05 wrote:
nuggety goodness wrote:Had a laugh with a friend last night about the whole gay marriage stuff (lets not get started with that)

The thought was why not create a new act that gives all the same rights as marriage but have it specifically for LGBT people (considering they have distinguished themselves i dont see this as an issue). If that happened then there wpuld also need to be a new name for it and he came out with something that isnt worth repeating but theb it dawned on me, they can get Garried... quite simple really...

His name is Garry. He hated it!


I am failing to see how they have distinguished themselves.

I did want to avoid this so let's not huh... i was just laughing at a mate...

However, titling themselves as 'LGBT community' distinguishes them from those that are not, does it not?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:15 pm

What's the difference to being straight, LBGT, religious, black, white, ginger? Nothing. We're all human and have the same rights. Well, we should anyway without fearing or suffering prejudice from a judgmental few.

I couldn't give a flying **** if you're religious or not, like I couldn't give a flying if someone is LBGT or heterosexual and wants to marry.

Although I'm really quite enjoying people on archaic high horses getting their religious noses out of joint.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby cennals05 » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:17 pm

nuggety goodness wrote:
cennals05 wrote:
nuggety goodness wrote:Had a laugh with a friend last night about the whole gay marriage stuff (lets not get started with that)

The thought was why not create a new act that gives all the same rights as marriage but have it specifically for LGBT people (considering they have distinguished themselves i dont see this as an issue). If that happened then there wpuld also need to be a new name for it and he came out with something that isnt worth repeating but theb it dawned on me, they can get Garried... quite simple really...

His name is Garry. He hated it!


I am failing to see how they have distinguished themselves.

I did want to avoid this so let's not huh... i was just laughing at a mate...

However, titling themselves as 'LGBT community' distinguishes them from those that are not, does it not?


That means lots of people are distinguishing themselves. The disabled community, the Greek Community, the African Community and I could go on. Do we change what we call marriage for them because they have 'distinguished' themselves from others. Everyone belongs to some kind of community that distinguishes themselves from others.

What a stupid and flawed argument.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby nuggety goodness » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:19 pm

cennals05 wrote:
nuggety goodness wrote:
cennals05 wrote:
nuggety goodness wrote:Had a laugh with a friend last night about the whole gay marriage stuff (lets not get started with that)

The thought was why not create a new act that gives all the same rights as marriage but have it specifically for LGBT people (considering they have distinguished themselves i dont see this as an issue). If that happened then there wpuld also need to be a new name for it and he came out with something that isnt worth repeating but theb it dawned on me, they can get Garried... quite simple really...

His name is Garry. He hated it!


I am failing to see how they have distinguished themselves.

I did want to avoid this so let's not huh... i was just laughing at a mate...

However, titling themselves as 'LGBT community' distinguishes them from those that are not, does it not?


That means lots of people are distinguishing themselves. The disabled community, the Greek Community, the African Community and I could go on. Do we change what we call marriage for them because they have 'distinguished' themselves from others. Everyone belongs to some kind of community that distinguishes themselves from others.

What a stupid and flawed argument.


But they arent asking for laws to be changed to accommodate their minority 'community'
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby cennals05 » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:27 pm

nuggety goodness wrote:
But they arent asking for laws to be changed to accommodate their minority 'community'


Oh but they have in the past. Otherwise we would still have slavery in the USA and Indigenous Australians wouldn't be able to vote. Those minority communities did indeed ask the law to be changed and so they should, they were being discriminated against.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby nuggety goodness » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:32 pm

So a choice of being gay is the same as being a slave or not recognised as even human....... ok..... that fits in this thread.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:36 pm

nuggety goodness wrote:So a choice of being gay is the same as being a slave or not recognised as even human....... ok..... that fits in this thread.


Its not a choice champion. Are your sexual preferences choices? Or do you just like what you like?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby nuggety goodness » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:37 pm

HH3 wrote:
nuggety goodness wrote:So a choice of being gay is the same as being a slave or not recognised as even human....... ok..... that fits in this thread.


Its not a choice champion. Are your sexual preferences choices? Or do you just like what you like?

So if someone is sexually attracted to children or animals is it a choice or were they born that way?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:40 pm

nuggety goodness wrote:
HH3 wrote:
nuggety goodness wrote:So a choice of being gay is the same as being a slave or not recognised as even human....... ok..... that fits in this thread.


Its not a choice champion. Are your sexual preferences choices? Or do you just like what you like?

So if someone is sexually attracted to children or animals is it a choice or were they born that way?


A lot of the time they are born like that. Its a sickness. They need psychiatric help. There are groups of peadophiles that haven't offended, but fear they might, that seek out preventative help.

Its chemistry in the brain. SCIENCE. It might be hard for you to comprehend because its not in a story book mate.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Q. » Fri Jul 03, 2015 12:41 pm

nuggety goodness wrote:
HH3 wrote:
nuggety goodness wrote:So a choice of being gay is the same as being a slave or not recognised as even human....... ok..... that fits in this thread.


Its not a choice champion. Are your sexual preferences choices? Or do you just like what you like?

So if someone is sexually attracted to children or animals is it a choice or were they born that way?

Those questions can be debated separately on their own merits as they have nothing to do with the topic at hand.
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