by Failed Creation » Wed Aug 19, 2015 5:09 pm
I went to Costco for the first time today, and after trying those (or multiple) of the $2 hotdog and refillable soda deals, my wife decided to 'play the mud trumpet' in one of the aisles. I originally blamed someone else, and the other half was pretty casual about it.
The stench was so overpowering, I could swear someone had fudged their Huggies.
About 30 seconds later, she caught up to me, and whispered... "It was me".
I don't think I could be a more proud husband at this point in time...
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Failed Creation on Wed Aug 19, 2015 5:46 pm, edited 2 times in total.
Politicians kissing babies for good luck,
TV preachers sell salvation for a buck.
You don't need no golden cross to tell you wrong from right,
The world's worst murderers were those who saw the light.