Things that make you laugh

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Aug 25, 2015 2:50 pm

It gave me a bigger headache. :lol:

Make sure you go in and read part 2 ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Booney » Tue Aug 25, 2015 3:17 pm

Footy Chick wrote:It gave me a bigger headache. :lol:

Make sure you go in and read part 2 ;)


Looks all straight forward to me.... ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:01 pm

Missus pulled a big box of books out of storage for us to cull .. 6 Year old Jnr goes through it a bit then comes over holding a VHS Cassette.

Jnr: "Whats this Dad?"
Me: "Thats a Video Tape mate"
Jnr: "How do you open it?"
Me: "You don't mate, you watch whatever is recorded on it"
Jnr: (Seriously flummoxed) "What do you watch it with"
Me: "Need a video player, which we don't have, so we'll just throw it out"
Jnr: "There's more here Dad, do we throw them all out?"
Me: "Unless one of them says Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, then yep mate we'll chuck them"
Jnr: (Flummoxed Again)
Me: "You'll understand someday son"
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby stan » Tue Sep 01, 2015 7:57 am

JK wrote:Missus pulled a big box of books out of storage for us to cull .. 6 Year old Jnr goes through it a bit then comes over holding a VHS Cassette.

Jnr: "Whats this Dad?"
Me: "Thats a Video Tape mate"
Jnr: "How do you open it?"
Me: "You don't mate, you watch whatever is recorded on it"
Jnr: (Seriously flummoxed) "What do you watch it with"
Me: "Need a video player, which we don't have, so we'll just throw it out"
Jnr: "There's more here Dad, do we throw them all out?"
Me: "Unless one of them says Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, then yep mate we'll chuck them"
Jnr: (Flummoxed Again)
Me: "You'll understand someday son"

He'll probably find it for you online if you let haha.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Sep 01, 2015 8:32 am

JK wrote:Missus pulled a big box of books out of storage for us to cull .. 6 Year old Jnr goes through it a bit then comes over holding a VHS Cassette.

Jnr: "Whats this Dad?"
Me: "Thats a Video Tape mate"
Jnr: "How do you open it?"
Me: "You don't mate, you watch whatever is recorded on it"
Jnr: (Seriously flummoxed) "What do you watch it with"
Me: "Need a video player, which we don't have, so we'll just throw it out"
Jnr: "There's more here Dad, do we throw them all out?"
Me: "Unless one of them says Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, then yep mate we'll chuck them"
Jnr: (Flummoxed Again)
Me: "You'll understand someday son"

There wasn't any "mummy & daddy" home vids were there mate?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Tue Sep 01, 2015 9:24 am

Spargo wrote:
JK wrote:Missus pulled a big box of books out of storage for us to cull .. 6 Year old Jnr goes through it a bit then comes over holding a VHS Cassette.

Jnr: "Whats this Dad?"
Me: "Thats a Video Tape mate"
Jnr: "How do you open it?"
Me: "You don't mate, you watch whatever is recorded on it"
Jnr: (Seriously flummoxed) "What do you watch it with"
Me: "Need a video player, which we don't have, so we'll just throw it out"
Jnr: "There's more here Dad, do we throw them all out?"
Me: "Unless one of them says Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, then yep mate we'll chuck them"
Jnr: (Flummoxed Again)
Me: "You'll understand someday son"

There wasn't any "mummy & daddy" home vids were there mate?


Nope, they're all safely kept up in the cloud
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Sep 01, 2015 10:32 am

JK wrote:
Spargo wrote:
JK wrote:Missus pulled a big box of books out of storage for us to cull .. 6 Year old Jnr goes through it a bit then comes over holding a VHS Cassette.

Jnr: "Whats this Dad?"
Me: "Thats a Video Tape mate"
Jnr: "How do you open it?"
Me: "You don't mate, you watch whatever is recorded on it"
Jnr: (Seriously flummoxed) "What do you watch it with"
Me: "Need a video player, which we don't have, so we'll just throw it out"
Jnr: "There's more here Dad, do we throw them all out?"
Me: "Unless one of them says Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee, then yep mate we'll chuck them"
Jnr: (Flummoxed Again)
Me: "You'll understand someday son"

There wasn't any "mummy & daddy" home vids were there mate?


Nope, they're all safely kept up in the cloud


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Tue Sep 01, 2015 10:52 am

Stored right next to Jennifer Lawrence's pics so can't so what could go wrong
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby mighty_tiger_79 » Tue Sep 01, 2015 3:46 pm

what happens if these Clouds rain, do you lose it all?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RustyCage » Wed Sep 02, 2015 5:53 am

I hope it's only water that comes out of them
I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:00 pm

This makes me laugh:

fisho mcspaz wrote:Spraining my trapezius so badly I can't turn my head. I'd pulled it slightly during the footy yesterday from screaming


Not the injury part, but how the injury occurred :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:03 pm

RustyCage wrote:I hope it's only water that comes out of them



what was his old name again? ;) :lol:
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby JK » Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:06 pm

I do miss the old U/N :(
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Fri Sep 04, 2015 11:14 pm

McDonalds "create your own burger".
You can't polish a turd.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Q. » Fri Sep 04, 2015 11:31 pm

Spargo wrote:McDonalds "create your own burger".
You can't polish a turd.

But you can put bacon on it.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby nuggety goodness » Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:58 pm

Just looking at fathers day cards for my dad and father-in-law and reading them with the kids. All of a sudden lil miss goodness (4) calls jnr Nugget (2) in to her room then both appear with massive smiles and a large wrapped present with a card. Mrs NG flies up and tells them to put it away and both start crying cos they wanna give me the present today!

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby helicopterking » Mon Sep 07, 2015 4:38 pm

Andrew Jarman on Triple MMM saying Western Bulldogs are sooks at not getting a final at Etihad.
Last week was the biggest sook fest and Jizz Fest of all time by crows fans.
And Bulldogs haven't said anything about it, Luke Darcy has.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Johno6 » Mon Sep 07, 2015 5:08 pm

The crows fan who come in asking me about the crows eagles game last Monday (and very talkative after every crows win) was very quiet this morning

Shouldve heard the way he was going on about the kangaroos Friday, you would've sworn the crows had already beaten the cats by 10 goals at that stage
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Mon Sep 07, 2015 5:09 pm

Johno6 wrote:The crows fan who come in asking me about the crows eagles game last Monday (and very talkative after every crows win) was very quiet this morning

Shouldve heard the way he was going on about the kangaroos Friday, you would've sworn the crows had already beaten the cats by 10 goals at that stage


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby bennymacca » Mon Sep 07, 2015 5:55 pm

It is quite flattering how you guys seem to care more about crows supporters than your own teams!
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