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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Mon Nov 02, 2015 9:16 am

bennymacca wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:It makes me and my colleagues laugh how this one chick is always at the kitchen making a cuppa tea when I'm making a coffee, extremely coincidental.

It's turned into a running joke between a few of us.


Stop stalking her then :)

I was there first this time and then I got a lecture on skipping breakfast.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby RustyCage » Mon Nov 02, 2015 3:17 pm

Sounds like she wants to cook breakfast for you in the morning!
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Keefy » Mon Nov 02, 2015 3:44 pm

How does she like her eggs in the morning?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Ash Man » Mon Nov 02, 2015 4:40 pm

Keefy wrote:How does she like her eggs in the morning?


Unfertilised I'm guessing
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby carey » Mon Nov 02, 2015 10:09 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:It makes me and my colleagues laugh how this one chick is always at the kitchen making a cuppa tea when I'm making a coffee, extremely coincidental.

It's turned into a running joke between a few of us.



Is she alright or not? If she is bang her. And if she isn't bang her and don't tell anyone. ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby stan » Tue Nov 03, 2015 5:47 am

carey wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:It makes me and my colleagues laugh how this one chick is always at the kitchen making a cuppa tea when I'm making a coffee, extremely coincidental.

It's turned into a running joke between a few of us.



Is she alright or not? If she is bang her. And if she isn't bang her and don't tell anyone. ;)

Banging coworkers can get messy.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spargo » Tue Nov 03, 2015 7:14 am

stan wrote:
carey wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:It makes me and my colleagues laugh how this one chick is always at the kitchen making a cuppa tea when I'm making a coffee, extremely coincidental.

It's turned into a running joke between a few of us.



Is she alright or not? If she is bang her. And if she isn't bang her and don't tell anyone. ;)

Banging coworkers can get messy.

Depends what time of the ......... ah never mind.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby whufc » Tue Nov 03, 2015 8:09 am

stan wrote:
carey wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:It makes me and my colleagues laugh how this one chick is always at the kitchen making a cuppa tea when I'm making a coffee, extremely coincidental.

It's turned into a running joke between a few of us.



Is she alright or not? If she is bang her. And if she isn't bang her and don't tell anyone. ;)

Banging coworkers can get messy.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby HH3 » Tue Nov 03, 2015 8:29 am

Spargo wrote:
stan wrote:
carey wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:It makes me and my colleagues laugh how this one chick is always at the kitchen making a cuppa tea when I'm making a coffee, extremely coincidental.

It's turned into a running joke between a few of us.



Is she alright or not? If she is bang her. And if she isn't bang her and don't tell anyone. ;)

Banging coworkers can get messy.

Depends what time of the ......... ah never mind.


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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 03, 2015 9:05 am

carey wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote:It makes me and my colleagues laugh how this one chick is always at the kitchen making a cuppa tea when I'm making a coffee, extremely coincidental.

It's turned into a running joke between a few of us.



Is she alright or not? If she is bang her. And if she isn't bang her and don't tell anyone. ;)

Mate, she is the sexiest woman I've seen in a long time, it's a general rule of mine to not eat where I poop but I will be there in a heartbeat if the signs are there.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 03, 2015 9:05 am

Keefy wrote:How does she like her eggs in the morning?

I like waking up to fried eggs in front of me.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 03, 2015 9:06 am

RustyCage wrote:Sounds like she wants to cook breakfast for you in the morning!

Who mentioned "cooking"?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby The Bedge » Tue Nov 03, 2015 10:08 am

Chick at work thought she'd be funny and stick my phone handset down with blue tack so I couldn't pick it up..

So I changed all the keys around on her keyboard. She cant touch type, so just spent a few minutes getting frustrated and upset because she couldn't login into her computer... then locked herself out of the system from too many failed login attempts.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Footy Chick » Tue Nov 03, 2015 10:20 am

you really do have far too much time on your hands :lol:

How do i get a job there? ;)
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 03, 2015 10:24 am

Zartan wrote:Chick at work thought she'd be funny and stick my phone handset down with blue tack so I couldn't pick it up..

So I changed all the keys around on her keyboard. She cant touch type, so just spent a few minutes getting frustrated and upset because she couldn't login into her computer... then locked herself out of the system from too many failed login attempts.. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cant.. Stop.. Laughing!!

I wonder who you stole that idea from??
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby nuggety goodness » Tue Nov 03, 2015 10:41 am

Try pressing Ctrl + Alt + direction arrow on someones computer without them seeing... simple fun...

Not up, that makes it normal...
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Spangas » Tue Nov 03, 2015 10:58 am

Lightning McQueen wrote: Mate, she is the sexiest woman I've seen in a long time, it's a general rule of mine to not eat where I poop but I will be there in a heartbeat if the signs are there.

I thought it was just good hygiene to not eat in the dunny?
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 03, 2015 11:28 am

Spangas wrote:
Lightning McQueen wrote: Mate, she is the sexiest woman I've seen in a long time, it's a general rule of mine to not eat where I poop but I will be there in a heartbeat if the signs are there.

I thought it was just good hygiene to not eat in the dunny?

OK, I'd rather not mix business with pleasure or I'd rather keep my sexual encounters with those who I don't see every day.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Lightning McQueen » Tue Nov 03, 2015 11:33 am

Spangas wrote:I thought it was just good hygiene to not eat in the dunny?

While on the subject, when I worked in the factory here many years ago we had this old filthy rich Greek bloke who wouldn't waste a cent.

I recall one night walking into the dunny and there he was with the door open, shorts down to his ankles taking a dump with an onion in one hand and a bread roll in the other taking turns in biting into each one.
Just to add to it, he was wearing them white cotton gloves as he did every day at work, he was a freak.

You'd stand next to him at the piss trough and he turn to talk to you and you just had to jump away as his whole body would turn also.

So many stories about the guy.
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Re: Things that make you laugh

Postby Pseudo » Tue Nov 03, 2015 12:01 pm

Lightning McQueen wrote:OK, I'd rather not mix business with pleasure or I'd rather keep my sexual encounters with those who I don't see every day.

Me too; that's why I don't have any mirrors at home.
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